>why don't you get a job son?
>because I don't give a fuck about making money and you provide me with literally everything I need
>what are you going to do when I die?
>what difference does it make to you? you'll be dead
>*cries*
>mom tries to make me get a job
>create a suicide note and "hide" it in a place I know she'll find when cleaning
>she backs off immediately afterwards
never fails.
>>38511502
This gave me a spook and now I feel sad.
>>38511448
wtf you sound like a horrible person
>>38511448
Genius reply. Wish I had thought of that.
>>38511502
LOL, if you were my kid and tried that shit, I'd call the cops and have you hauled to a psyche ward. You're lucky your mom is as big a loser as you.
>>38511689
psyche ward is comfy desu, I almost got laid in one last time I was in one