>always wished for my penis to be larger >get a weird cyst

monkey's paw bro.

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I think it's cancer but I'm too embarrassed to o to the doctor what do?

If you're in your 20s, cysts on the dick / balls are typical. They are usually benign and go away after a few weeks but you should still get it checked.

If it was actual cancer it would be on your testicles, not your dick.

>>38511028
Lmao, my nigga anon got monkey paw'd.

>>38511028
wanking to long stop edgy without lube also whats monkey paw

>>38511357
It's an old story. The monkey paw has x amount of fingers and each wish uses one finger, making it curl up into a fist. The monkey paw takes your wish and twists it around to make it bad. In the story a mom wishes her son would come back from the war and then she gets a knock on the door and some soldiers tell her that her son died and they bought back his body. The general concept is that the wish goes bad

Satan got mad

>>38511139
>>38511041

kek, whats a monkeys paw?

>>38511537
It's when you get a handjob while you pick bugs out of the girls hair.

>>38511501
>In the story a mom wishes her son would come back from the war and then she gets a knock on the door and some soldiers tell her that her son died and they bought back his body.
That's not at all what happens in the story you stupid pleb.

>>38511058
Go to the doctor you fuckwit, even if it's nothing you still should get it checked out.

>>38511801
Can you tell me what happens then? I've only heard it from my mom

>>38512263
>old couple wishes for a sum of money
>afterwards they get the news that their son was killed at work
>the employer pays them the exact sum of money for their loss
>woman wishes her son back from the dead
>late that night they hear a pounding on the door
>woman rushes to the door
>old man quickly uses last wish to wish the son away
>woman opens the door and there's no one there
FIN

>>38512354
What the fuck mom, that's 100 percent different than what I heard. It might be because I'm Mexican though

>>38511537
jesus christ how fucking young are you

Im 6x5 bone pressed, am I doomed? Also, dicklet thread?

>>38513222
I'm the same bonepressed, we're fucked 2bh

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>>38513603
Dont tell me that, just lie to me anon!

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>>38513222
>>38513603

>tfw 8 x 6 bone pressed

>>38513743
>tfw I will never have a bf this big

>>38511537
You'll learn in eighth grade English class, anon//

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>>38513754
Doesn't matter how big my johnson is, I'll never have the privilege of putting it inside someone.

of their own volition

>>38513743
pics or it didn't happen
origigigigigig

>>38513783
You are scum. How could you completely squander such power?