Taking suggestions

You gotta redesign how humans shit. I'm tired of wiping endlessly and feeling like I wasted a shower.

Give us a cloaca like birds got so I can just shit out a jetstream of waste and me done with it

I've been of the Christian faith for my whole life, but I fear I will be forced into hell because I'm a bad person. In all honesty my ideal after life is me being reincarnated into different worlds and different universes until the end of time.

>>38509098
But doesn't shitting feel nice? How do you feel about bidets?

>>38509123
Fear of God is a good thing to possess, Anon. Remember, if you forgive those who trespass against you, you will be forgiven. Have faith in your salvation. Or, get ready to roll up your sleeves and pick up cigarette butts.

Can we let people choose what gender they want to be and let them magically change accordingly? They'd still be human and one of God's creations if you approve it. There's nothing sinful about wanting to be something else if you still love God and respect your neighbor. If we're going to change stuff up, we should allow people to alter their chromosomes.

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>>38509048
Make japanese an easier language to learn kami-sama. I want to read some untranslated gems from your special people, but it's really hard...

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Can Julien Baker be my girlfriend forever in heaven? That's all I really want. You can make her straight or just make me into a cute gay girl, either is fine as long as I get to hang out with her and kiss her face.

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>>38509048
This may seem like an odd request, but could you please make the angels really big?

>>38509208
I've been wondering about this. I think my Father would prefer it if I simply cured gender dysphoria. I'll ask him about this later.
>>38509237
I think I will make all humans fluent in all languages. Takes away the fun in learning them, though.

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Can my waifu be real and love me please?

>>38509098
I second this, birds are the superior shitting being

>>38509309
Well, have you considered that your attraction to her is merely physical? There's a real human out there for you, anon.
>>38509357
There's 3d women out there for you too, even more after I resurrect everyone

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>>38509431
I have a spiritual connection with Julien. And I don't like you implying that she isn't real. There is plenty of documented proof that she's real, photos, video, witnesses, the whole nine yards. Does that clear that up for you?

Could I also have a Mars bar, like right now? I'm not perfect, but I've been pretty good all of my life and I think deserve at least that much.

Make ARK a functional game please, it breaks more than Amelia Earhart's plane.

>>38509626
Got you confused with the waifu guy. If you truly have a spiritual connection with her, I'd be happy to honor it.

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>>38509770
Nice. So no on the Mars bar? That's fine I found some oreos in my cupboard and I'm full now

How does one qualify for Soul-NEETness? Asking for a friend...

;))

>>38509431
>there's 3d women out there for you too
Do you know where you are? There are zero real women 'out there' for me.

>>38509832
If that's your attitude, then there certainly isn't

>>38509825
Having faith in me, Jesus Christ. Those who believe in me will live in a perpetual Sabbath.

>>38509916
I'm studying artificial intelligence and I'm currently developing artificial CPGs using neural oscillators. Can I enter heaven even if I happen to create a singularity and fuck the human race?

>>38509048
>new planets to explore
Does that mean other intelligent beings apart from humans?

>>38509976
If you are able to do such a thing, then it was probably meant to happen. You'd still have to work, but yes, you can enter heaven.

>>38510047
Nope. We are the only sentient life created.

>>38509344
Some will be massive, others will be very small.

Can I still get in if I become an hero?

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>>38510155
Will the big ones be cute girls?

>>38510340
Some of them, yeah.

>>38510229
I'm starting to see why my Father doesn't want me to let everyone in.

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>>38510429
Good enough for me, my soul is ready

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>>38509825
Hey Sincuck,better get to scrubbing that filthy soul! I have an eternity to enjoy here!

>too lazy to draw a halo

Please give me Internet oh great Kami-sama.

Or am I going to hell for being a faggot?

>>38510628
>halo.jpg
>bring to front
You truly are a NEET of heavenly proportion.

>>38510738
Of course there will still be an internet.