>be me >18 >Grow up in liberal circle jerk known as

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>>38509047
Just a tip, don't go to college as a beta bitch boy
you are not going to have fun
you are not going to make friends
you probably won't even learn anything
join the military or do some shit that will get your confidence up, normal-fags detest betas and your life will be miserable

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I was in a similar situation last year. I hate these pre college meet ups. My dad made me go to two, one in New York and one in New Jersey. In New York, I tried to be friendly to other first yewrs and start up conversations, but then I was ousted to the edge of the conversation when one girl wanted to talk about local high school sports, wild parties, and people they both knew. I was there for a fucking hour and a half, and there was no one else that was available to talk to. My dad then made me go the New Jersey one about a month later, and lo and behold, the same bitch is there. Doesn't even say hi to me. Same exact thing happens when I am pushed to the back of the conversation. Go the fuck up people. You aren't in high school anymore. Why don't you break out of your shell and meet new people at a place that you are going to for the next four year. Fucking flat chested bitch. Funny thing is that she dropped all her science courses after she found out how much work was involved. Never saw her after that. Maybe she dropped out of the college.

>>38509047
"I have to go to an event later"
that's all you had to say

also

don't use that picture
don't use this board
don't use this site
get the fuck out you CHAD

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>>38509047
Holy shit i didn t even knew that level of autism was possible

Don't worry, if you're even slightly attractive normie bitches will literally do anything to get a chance to suck your cock. All you have to do is literally exist and you get auto-invited to all the parties and events. College is fucking ez mode for good looking people

>>38509047
Kill yourself whiteboi, imma bust a nut in your tight faggot white ass

I would have added more but I went upstairs (party was downstairs) and hid in the bathroom for an hour then snuck back down and left.

>>38510373
How are you so awkward if you're "good-looking" and "fit". I have alcoholism to explain it, what's your excuse

>>38510420
>what's your excuse

He's exaggerating his looks

>>38510420
no idea. Once I am comfortable I am normal but if I know nobody or something I am crazy. Once I was at a party and this girl was flirting with me. I started sweating really bad. So I said "Do you smell anything" and she said "No." and I said "HAHA okay because I am sweating a lot. I didn't mean to sweat but sometimes I just sweat" she then found an exit point and left me.

Thing is, if I knew here or something I'd be normal. I'm almost Chad when I get to know people. The problem is it's difficult for me to meet people without fucking it up.

>>38510462
jesus except for the tall part and the liberal school/city you sound a lot like me. I resorted to drinking in college to help. It definitely did, but now its a crutch. Don't be like me

>>38510462
kek you sound like me before I tried going to college. Here's a tip:
>>38509604
This guy is right. Unless you want to be a doctor or lawyer, don't fuck with college. Go to trade school, go in the military, work your way up through a shitty job, whatever.

If you fail at making friends past the first semester, you will turn into an actual robot. I speak from experience.