My mom just sent this to her friends, what should I do?
>>38508994
Get a job you fucking bum oregano
>>38508994
you need to hire a fucking maid to clean up after you ? what the fuck is wrong with you ? you literally have a fake illness for stupid lazy people and you're rich so your parents are stupid and don't care and would allow something like this. this NEET shit is starting to get ridiculous. it's reached a whole other hemisphere
>>38509036
>>38509270
Did you miss the part where it said he has myalgic encephalomyelitis?
>hire a cleaving person
whoa sounds like a crazy illness
>>38509336
>Did you miss the part where it said he has myalgic encephalomyelitis?
staying up all night playing Black Ops II then feeling tired the next day does NOT qualify as a disability
OP is "work shy"
>>38509336
>myalgic encephalomyelitis
NIgga I just googled that and I'm scared.
I have been a shutin NEET for like 7 years
In the past 2 years or so I have been feeling ill pretty much every day or so.
I literally have all the weird fucked up symptoms I'm scared as fuck.
Read this shit:
>Affected individuals do not recover from the infection and instead experience a wide variety of symptoms including an inability to produce sufficient energy to meet daily demands. Marked fatigue and weakness, sickness, cognitive dysfunction and symptom flare-up follows physical and cognitive exertion.
>Additional symptoms that may occur include headaches, pain, muscle weakness, neck pain, vision abnormalities (such as blurred vision), a sensation of tingling, burning or numbness of the extremities (paresthesia), bladder and bowel dysfunction, and sleep dysfunction
Jesus christ. I literally start getting tingles on my legs like my blood is not going to the right place when I'm not on bed even if I just got up to tape a peep in the bathroom for 20 seconds.
>>38509451
Get out of the house and take a walk, weirdo.
>>38509451
there is no cure, it's over
>>38509451
Yea that sounds exactly like being a lazy fat shut in though.
>>38509451
See a doctor.
You shouldn't self-diagnose but it's important to realize what's normal and what's abnormal so you can bring it up to someone who can make a diagnosis.
Kevin, that you? lmao
>>38509598
I actually tried going to one once and she even checked my heart but said it was all fine and dandy and I went back home.
That Cardiogram and the other one where I get inside a weird tube costed my mom a lot.
I guess I would have to go to a doctor that knows about this disease but I live in a third world country.
>>38508994
There's only one answer anon.
>Seduce you're mother
>record your love making
>post on 4chin
>????
>profit
You know this to be true
>>38508994
>cleaving person
Sounds dangerous desu.
>>38509992
Inb4 your
>>38509870
Nah, you're just fine.
>>38509403
hey disabilities are real i dont do anything because i have diagnosed untreated adhd
>>38509336
>>38509451
you guys are hopeless if you believe any of that shit. hope you have good insurance for some fun medications !!
>>38509336
Hes a weak cunt who stays up late.
>>38509451
If you're that concerned, see a doctor.
That said, those are pretty ubiquitous symptoms, and they could be indicative of any number of things. Assuming the worst won't get you anywhere, or may actually be detrimental to your health (consider somatoform disorders).
>>38508994
Your mom sounds pretty nice anon, she's looking out for you. At least she isn't making fun of you. I wish I could be your housemate. I'd do all the chores and I'd fix you dinner as long as you played vidya with me and would be nice to me.
>>38508994
That is absolutely horrific move the fuck out and minimize contact with that woman
>>38509451
>got up to tape a peep
Do you make porn with peeps or do you literally just put pieces of tape on them?
>>38509036
get the fuck out of my board
oreganoooo
>>38510846
I tape peeps to my bathroom walls. It keeps the Pig-Man away.
>>38509451
You might just have low testosterone/ general bad habits, some of which temporarily result in low testosterone.
>>38508994
i don't know moms usually know the sort of people that have comfy private in law suites. Why is your mom saying you do cleaving though? You have money if you have money you can get in law suite is mom confused? She seems nice enough you're not going to fuck ur moms friends so who cares if some boomers think ur a weirdo? You are the the best by far.Like a cannonball and you might not know it but you're are rolling and honestly a cannonball like you once you start I don't think you're ever going to stop.
>>38509336
>myalgic encephalomyelitis
That's such a robot sounding disease. Lazy boy needs his rest, huh? Just admit you're a scumbag NEETo like the rest of us.