>be 15
>be that skinny out of shape kid
>laughing stock of gym class
>can only ever do one pull-up at a time
>one day discover secret to pull-ups
>if you don't go completely limp, pulling yourself up is a lot easier
>yearly fitness exam comes
>do 25 pull-ups or whatever the number was to get the national fitness award in that category
>finally the jocks will accept me
>turn my form in to the gym teacher
>typical child molester, and shaped like a football
>he laughs as I walk away
>end of the year comes
>they give out the fitness awards at the year-end pep rally
>my time to shine
>they name all the categories and all the beefmen line up for mass applause
>my name is never called
>I never get the certificate
>too socially awkward to ask gym teacher about it
>he hated me anyway and would probably have accused me of cheating
I still think about it ten years later... Fuck you gym coach potato man!
>>38491319
get over it you loser beta neet
>>38491319
>25 pull-ups
well there we go.
>>38491361
I don't remember the actual number. There were two levels for the awards, the National Fitness Award and the Presidential Fitness Award. Most of the sports players got the National, while a few top large muscle guys got the Presidential.
>>38491339
no