This is how my ideal bf looks lke. Your thoughts?

you're fucking retarded and probably look like mayonnaise so this will never be a reality for you

I don't really like tattoos, and he's a little bit too muscular. Super /fit/ guys are always huge pussies, don't smoke or drink, eats nothing but veggies and chicken, a total bore.

I'm sure he'd make a great hookup though.

>>38478841
Dudes obvs on roids but whatever.

Is he on steroids? This sounds gay but it doesn't look 'natural', he looks like a can.

>>38478841
I have no thoughts other than I wouldn't mind getting drunk right now.
Might have a curry too.

>>38478841
>workout to make moobs disappear
>get even bigger tits
what the fuck is natures problem

>>38479138
No, no... It's because he's a manlet, i think

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>>38478841
BAAIIITTTT
There we go, I'm now that guy, not that it wasn't obvious

>>38479024
And you've been with soooo much hot guys to know that for a fact

>>38479021
>probably look like mayonnaise
No I don't

>>38478841
Aside from that ANGERY tattoo on his left tits, he's perfect. At least in the looks department. If he has a nice personality then I've creamed my Boxers.

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tats are degenerate

oregano sauce

>>38479021
>This

you cant always get what you want.

>>38479138
>those traps
Absolutely, no doubt about it.