That kid thread

>The African kids that wore suits

>>38476355
>That one middle school kid who talked about going on 4chan to everyone he knows
>That one kid who openly told half the class that he watches loli hentai

>that kid who didn't have sex

>>38478499
HA HA! What a loser
Originality is the key

>bragging about seeing fathers dick

Why

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>>38478499
You aren't serious, are you, anon?

that kid who masturbated during class

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>that kid in a wheelchair who would wank during class
>the same kid who would constantly whiteknight girls
>the same kid grabbed a girls tit
pic related its how he would wank he would rub his dick with his index and middle finger though his pants

>>38476355
>that annoying kid everybody thought was pretending to have a seizure who was actually having a seizure

>>38476355
>That kid that everyone bullied and finally stood up and beat the shit out of one of his bullies only to get suspended for it.

>>38478623
How the fuck do you do that anyways

>>38478753
The guy i had in my class was always pretending to scratch his leg when he got caught. Even the teachers caught him. He just kept doing it.

>that kid that would turn around his chair and include himself in other peoples conversation and laugh when they do
>that kid who pulled back his foreskin in the school gym
>that kid who actually got fucking raped
>that gay mexican kid (in sweden btw)
>that kid who had an autistic youtube channel who people found out
>that kid who tried to hang himself
>that short skinny neo nazi kid who beat up 3 niggers (god bless)

>tfw all the 'that kid' stories I can think of are ones where I'm 'that kid'

>>38478623
That was me, but I did it through the pants.

Surely no one noticed, r-right?

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>>38478790
>>that gay mexican kid (in sweden btw)
>>that kid who had an autistic youtube channel who people found out

>>38478871
EVERYONE noticed

>that kid who put a car background on the school computer

>That kid who tried to hang himself with his shoe laces in the toilet
>That kid was a ""Satanist"""
>That kid who was the Chad's best friend who always apologized to every kid that he Chad picked on or put down
>The sporty kids that used to smoke with the Vice Principal

>>38478616
This pepe looks like it was drawn for family guy

>the kid with the ticks who always looked like he just slammed a rail of coke

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>that kid who tried to bike the steep stairs, hitting his head with a helmet, still behaves like a downie after it

>>38478919
Nah I was always stealthy as fuck. And the class bully would've definitely said something.

>>38478933
>That kid who was the Chad's best friend who always apologized to every kid that he Chad picked on or put down

was me


fuck man, without him i would be a degenerate virgin and without me he would have failed class

>That kid that was always wearing the same clothes for a week straight

>>38476355
>The foreign kids who exclusively spoke each other's native tongues around each other and probably talked all kinds of shit about everyone in it and got away with it
>That one kid who made a bunch of gay jokes in the locker room and then actually turned out to be gay
>That kid who was really friendly with the teachers
>That kid who was an asshole all the time but no one stopped him
>That kid who talked a lot of shit and got his ass kicked one day and then everyone stopped caring about the shit he talked
>That one lesbian who was perverted as fuck and got way more pussy than you
>That one girl who visited you from time to time and would always greet you with a "How you feelin'?" in that special voice

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>>38478623
I did good one (uno) time in 6th grade, middle school. Looking back on it I don't think I even realized how weird what I was doing was. I used the hard part of my jeans where the zipper is and subtly rubbed my penor against it. I even remember thinking about fucking an orange twilek and licking her down all over and straight up came in my pants and just walked around with infertile child cum the rest of the day. After that, never again.

>that kid who beat his girlfriend in class
>that kid who smelled like mold
>the kid who was a juggelo
>the kid that referred to a highschool diploma as a "working man's PhD"

Kentucky is fucking wierd, man.

>>38478499
>tfw I was that kid
I can't be the only one, right?

>>38476355

> The slutty girl who shoved a mars bar up her cunt and took a photo
> The fat kid who died of a heart attack during P.E
> The ugly kid who'd brag that he was fucking everynight when it was obvious he wasnt
> The smelly paki who got battered

>>38478790
> that short skinny neo nazi kid who beat up 3 niggers (god bless)
Explain

>That one lesbian who was perverted as fuck and got way more pussy than you

She is still my best friend to this day

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>>38479079
Basically, when i was in 7th grade, we had a messed up kid in our class who claimed to be a nazi, all black clothes, listenin to edgy music and whatnot, always talked about national socialism but didn't get shit for it because "muh autism".

Apprantely he was pretty strong in his arms and were in the boxing club.
Smoked and hanged with the degenerate kids

One day he had his dirty confederates hoodie in the hallway, when three shitskins came, (one from somalia, one from eritrea and one persian) who apparantely laughed and spit on him and shit, he called the retarded niggers and things got heated.

In the middle of yelling he had pulled up his right hand from his pants, with some homemade brassknuckle immediately hitting the frontal guy in the face, then shortly the second one before a teacher came while he were in some brawl with the third guy, the teacher broke them up after hearing the remaining black dude scream
"I'm gonna slaughter you!"
(In swedish = Slakta, he later said to the principal he said "Im gonna talk with you, a slang word for talk in swedish is = Snacka)

Anyways he became some sorta legend, i still believes he lives in my home town, or he could have OD'd or something

>that skinny kid who tried to squat a desk and got a hernia

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>>38478914
>that kid who had an autistic youtube channel who people found out

Stop reminding me about it, I only keep it open because of the good adsense revenue I make.

>>38479396
Link pls? I promise I won't bully?

>>38479417
Sorry but its not going to happen, I've seen what happens to channels that get posted around here.

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>>38479427
Vinesauce,filthy frank and reviewbrah started getting famous by getting posted here I don't see your point

>>38478914
come on at least it was contained in /v/ and /trash/ but now you fuckers are bringing it here, i love em as much as anyone can but get em out of here

>That kid that showed everyone his dick and started doing the helicopter at a girl's birthday party
>That kid that faked an heart attack to avoid detention and faked amnesia after waking up
>That kid at which kids would throw their lunch and the teacher didn't do anything about it
all me
>>38479427
Quit being a fucking pussy and give us a link
>>38480016
>Trash
Do they make lewds of the boys?

>>38480084
hahahaha do they make lewds, they make the most degenerate stuff of ol dingos scringos

>>38478914

JOOLIAN

>>38478437
>That one middle school kid who talked about going on 4chan to everyone he knows
that was me in 9th grade

>>38479075
shit our school had a few mars bar girls one did it with some makeup brushes and the other with a kit-kat, man England is weird.

>that kid who would talk about 4chan and reference memes to everyone to look edgy
>that kid who would show his female friends gore in class and brag about trolling RIP pages on facebook
>that kid who would make edgy jokes every day
>that kid who pretended to be full autistic for over a year because he thought it was funny
>that kid who tried to gradually redpill his friends by telling them niggers are genetically inferior and closely related to apes
>that kid who did every presentation on video games
>that kid who had a weird voice that everyone made fun of
>that kid who was almost voted homecoming prince as a joke
All me at various points in my high school life

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>>38476355
>That kid who went to prison because he "raped" his girlfriend.
Roasties are fucked up man.

>>38481277
whoops almost forgot
>the kid who would steal the girls' clothes from the lost and found then jack off in them at home

>>38481277
>>that kid who did every presentation on video games
I'm in a community college, I think the youngest in my class is 19 but most are early to mid 20's. About half of the people did their presentations on a game

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>>38479240
There was this one kid in 9th grade. He was the craziest kid out all of us nerds. He was the one you went to if you were looking for illegal fireworks, porn and any booze he has able to steal from his dad. He carried everything in this leather bag that he would never put down. None of us knew where he lived and he always told us his dad was a good for nothing drunk, but yet he would never stop talking about him. It was a little sad. My greatest memory of him was this one time during lunch he went ballistic and started fighting all the retarded kids. I'm mean, the literal retards. It wasn't as much fighting as it was him just running up to dudes and straight knocking them out. This dude practiced karate and watched a shit ton of van damme movies and was always complaining that he never could really try his moves out. He got into a fight with one of the gangbanger kids but didnt do so well (the black dude just kept running his mouth and running in circles before they broke it up after a few punches) Well anyway, he really went wild this time and jumped off a lunch table and jumpkicked one retard in the face. It was beautiful. I knew it was wrong but it was the funniest shit I had ever seen in my life. Some of the kids ran and hid in the bathroom. He went in after them and I heard them start yelling and crying. When I walked in I saw that one of the kids had shit his pants. That's when the fun stopped. My friend ditched school at that point and I never saw him again. I guess he was expelled or something. Sometime later that year I heard that one of our classmates killed himself by walking out onto the freeway one day. I always wonder if it was him.

>>38476355
>that kid who joked about communism not working in past but now he's a commie

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>>38476355
>That teacher that fucked up his career, and ruined his family.
The girl didn't even look that good.

>That kid who came in drunk and tried hitting on the young teacher

>>38481408
>that roastie that tried to ruin a teacher's life by framing him like this after he failed her
>he managed not to get in any trouble, she got expelled