>Sitting in chair, preparing to open yummy energy drink
>Crack it open, mmm refreshing, cold...
>Wipe it with finger to make sure I eat no rat poo-poo while drinking, put it down to browse /b/
>forget about fucking drink, grab it 5 minutes later, attempt to wipe it in boxers... proceed with showering balls in soda...FUCKING FORGOT IT'S OPEN. THEM RATS WONT BE POOPING ON ME DRINK!
>>38475359
Why the fuck are there rats in your house. Do you live in a ghetto?
>>38475359
get a cat bro, they're cute and kill shit
>>38476397
The first day I moved into my new house I walked out in the front yard to see my cat defending a dead rat. Cats are useful at times and they are also cute and can keep you company