Kekistan Cringe thread
ITT: Kekistan cringe
Ep*c maymmes for the win!
>>38473766
i cant tell if the person in the middle is a girl or an effeminate faggot
considering the context im sure its the latter
*blocks ur pathee*
Wut do???
I completely blame /pol/ for this.
pol needs to be deleted
it's literally newfag central for redneck normies and autists
This is a perfect example of reddit ruining a meme.
FUCK reddit
>>38473801
*teleports behind you*
"Nothing personal goyim."
Brummmmmppppp for the epic alt-right pwnage.
>>38473766
what gender is this thing?
>>38473766
I agree somewhat with the politics of people like this but fuck me, these people are often just as cringy if not more than the ""SJW""s they berate.
Have you thanked Sargon yet for this?
>>38474124
Their gender is nu-male
>>38474157
Kek. Even Sargon is like wtf???
>>38473788
>that hairline
JUST, JUST
Is this the evolution of the fedora, or just Americans being Americans?
>>38473850
i regret to inform you that /pol/ did this one to itself
>this is /pol/ in 2017
>>38474197
It pretty much is the new bedora.
>>38474197
no, it is the evolution of this guy
>>38474227
Yeh I did consider it could also be some evolution of the mask.
But the sad part is, these guys >>38474157
look like they would have done the mask shit as teenagers and should have grown out of it by now.
>>38474254
90% of people who did the mask shit as teenagers did in fact grow out of it
10% is still a decent amount of people
>>38473819
No, mods just need to ban all the numale/omega male kek/pepe idiocy.
It was intended for serious political discussion but now it's just a social club for those meme retards.
>>38473788
hairline on life support
>>38474197
This whole thing started with gamergayte. Sad to think a group of people blindly worship the cock of a potus because he tweets mean things.
>>38474426
That started off somewhat well meaning with exposing the shit the games journalists got up to. But yeah the meme shouting shit is just next level cringe.
>>38474482
not really, it was just some actual cuck broadcasting his asspain about his roastie ex
literally nobody on the planet earth thought game journalism was a real job before that
>this thread
kek what the fuck is wrong with redditors?
do they really not realize how autistic they look?
>>38474482
you know, looking back, a lot of the initial gamergate stuff was really minor and pointless in the grand scheme of things.
like the original five guys post was basically just some guy being like "my slutty ex fucked a lot of dudes, many of whom are all members of this strange indie games clique" and it turned out that a lot of that clique was coterminous with the indie games journalism clique, and all we really get out of that whole thing is:
>this one developer nobody gives a shit about is some kind of serially cheating pathological liar
and
>people who work in the same niche industry end up fucking each other a lot
how shocking
i think in some ways the initial discussion about that maybe opened some peoples eyes to the way in which (some) games journalists and (some) developers were a lot cozier than their writing might have led their audience to believe, but that's not really some kind of ethical crisis in journalism. sports beatwriters, for instance, have spent years cultivating personal relationships with team officials and players, that's literally what they get paid to do.
but the whole thing went off the rails when people realized that, vaguely, the subject at hand was REALLY a facet of a larger culture war that's been going on for some time. and so people who wanted to get mad about either side of the issue suddenly had their chance to get mad about it. it was obviously disingenuous for the "pro-GG" to claim that their intentions were to criticize/agitate for reform in gaming journalism; it was likewise disingenuous for the "anti-GG" to claim that what the gamers were really mad about was the fact that they just hate women uncontrollably. this seems obvious in hindsight but at the time the rhetoric on both sides was absolutely insane and prevented a lot of people from thinking it through very clearly.
someone once described the whole thing as "an ouroboros of autism" and that's about as accurate as anything i've read on the subject
>>38474157
What the fuck does this guy have 3 arms?? I really don't know
The alt lite must be stopped at all costs
These faggots would be opposed to right wing death squads
>>38474661
What???? I have no idea where it could come from
Do you ever wonder what joy either side gets from constantly arguing with random strangers on twitter in this bizarre cycle?
>>38474263
maskfag here, all my maskfag bros are leftist or center at best
not sure why there are so many of these kekistanis
>>38475053
This means ancient 4chan was always left.
why is everyone the left treats like an enemy goofy af?
like they make silly jokes and are basically just silly fun subcultures like the alt right?
it's almost like they're afraid of real life bad people but they want to look like heroes so they take down easy targets while completely ignoring real threats
you make a racist joke they swarm you and ruin your life but if you beat them over the head and take their wallet they stare at their shoes and pretend nothing's happening
sad
>>38474124
It's a ham
>>38474661
Is the thing with panoramic pictures
>>38474644
>redditors
I have bad news for you.
I'm gonna make a quick trip to /pol/ and see what cringe I can bring back
>>38473766
>>38474124
it's /britpol/
he's wearing an Aston Villa hat
>>38474157
not only sargon but you can spot based julian kasablankas in there too
>>38473766
Through /pol/ we got a massive influx of normies here. I just hope they leave soon or just stay on their containment board.
Is conservatism the new atheism?
i.e. something that is inherently correct but gets adopted by obnoxious retards
>>38475113
>he doesn't remember dashcon
>>38476945
They're not even conservative in the slightest. What they identify themselves as is libertarians.
>>38477138
they aren't libertarian in the slightest either, actually
>>38474957
>>38477138
They're far right. They generally think niggers should be gassed and Muslims should be banned or killed or converted except for "muh good ones"
Autismal beings
>>38477138
>identify as libertarians
>wants heavy government intervention everywhere except inside their anime trap folders
Makes you think
>>38473850
Thisis an example of a meme that can't be unruined.
>tfw you're jelqing in a gas station bathroom and the employees ask you to leave because you've been there for almost an hour
>>38478160
For some reason normies don't use these kind of memes either
Why does shareblue keep making these threads MONTHS after the election.
Don't you DARE insult kekistan, or you will feel the wrath of my bullets
>>38474365
>/pol/
>intended for serious political discussion
Don't make me laugh newfag. /pol/ was literally made as a containment board for stormfags that were constantly posting on /new/
>>38474212
>namedropping sargon for no reason
leftists are so pathetic
>>38474157
Sargon is diamonds over kekistan. He thinks it's some religious thing that fedoras can use to mock religion. I hate whatever way it's interpreted.
>>38474365
>pol
>serious discussion
>>38474157
how about rucka? he is actually funny and clearly does not fee like being in the middle of those retards.
This is all reddit though. Nice falseflagging lefttard.
>>38474157
>carl what have you done
>>38478586
>the left is void of masculinity
t. this guy, two days ago on /pol/
>>38473766
>>38473788
>>38473801
>>38473819
They're raiding again. Commie cringe thread. Go back to your safespace that bans dissent.
>>38480837
Here's another originaldio.
>>38480852
Number 3 is original!
>>38480837
D-damage control! Damage control! Man the battlestations and close the bulkheads! Lets make sure they know the other side has ugly people too!
>>38480862
Take another one samefagger!
>>38480870
>"I can't take what I dish out! WAAAAAH!"
>>38480895
>"Hehe those porkies, am I right guys?!"
>*posted from Android*
>"Ackschually it wasn't REAL communism!"
This is what happens when reddit gets ahold of 4chan.
>>38474365
I'm just jumping on the bandwagon but wow that's funny
>>38480862
this is an ironic meme
>>38480916
>"Hehe let me come onto r9k everyday and post cherrypicked pictures of Redditors from The_Donald that'll win people over for sure!"
>"I'll do it everyday! They'll love it and won't know I'm just shilling for free!"
Looks pretty cold there, pretty sure it's just for warmth
>>38480923
You samefagging?
>>38480983
>Not putting hands in his pockets where his capitalist smart phone is.
Mental. Gymnastics.
>>38473819
>That ten year-old mexican looking kid behind the green shirt dude.
Hah.
Yeah, this >>38480837 and this >>38480852
Is infinitely worse than this >>38473801
Both are utter cringe, but at least the implied ideology of 4chan/Kekistan is something I can kind of get behind, whereas commie shit is retarded as fuck AND cringe.
>>38481023
>implying I want communism
Social democracy is where its at
>>38481183
>democracy
>trusting the general public to make the right decision
are you a chad?
>>38476847
>/pol/
>staying on their designated shitposting board
Yea,that's not going to happen.
>>38479368
you appear to have missed the part where keki faggots are sperging out in a playground
>>38481206
>me
>chad
>>38480977
all of you, from both sides, are legitimately autistic faggots. literally nobody but you guys are bothered by this shit and from an outside perspective it's very very embarrassing
>>38480837
>>38481032
t. bitter kekistan autists
>>38481349
>I am le wise moderate man!
>>38481355
t. bitter commie autist
The Socialists ask what is our program? Our program is to smash the heads of the Socialists.
>>38480998
>>38480916
>>38480895
>>38480882
>>38480862
>>38480852
>>38480837
>>38480977
This is the quality of bait you can expect from a redditor. Samefagging like a madman and then calling everyone else samefag.
>>38481447
>n-no YOU!
Time to go back, kekistan sperg.
>>38474661
>>38475541
rolling shutter effect?
There's only one way how his right hand can be this fast...
>>38481597
>"I know you are but what am I?!"
Typical leftist projection.
What a time to be alive. Socialism/communism is synonymous with stupid kids despite being a legitimate political philosophy complete with a manifesto, and the 'solution' to fight against it is to LARP and make a pretend flag and political alignment out of a reddit-tier meme from your anime image board. Really makes you think.
>>38481762
I like that you included Reddit spacing in with the shit-tier bait, adds a certain element of realism to it.
>>38480862
This nigger just cold and should've worn gloves
>>38481023
>made in communist country
>>38481832
>This is not
Reddit tier spacing.
This is
Reddit tier
Spacing
You newfriend.
>>38481832
>>38481762
Both of you are shit. Such fucking drama queens, crying out as victims and then blaming everybody about how racist or anti-white they are.
Fuck off.
>>38482251
Cutie Marx Crusaders.
>>38473850
it was ruined the moment it was born
>>38481790
>Socialism/communism is synonymous with stupid kids despite being a legitimate political philosophy complete with a manifesto
Is this nigga serious? Communism failed and everyone with half a brain threw it away. China, former Soviet Union, former Warsaw pact, Vietnam, and Laos have all thrown it away in favor of free market reforms.
And read Murray Rothbard, Herman Hoppe, Friedrich Hayek, etc. if you want philosophy. Reddit is for cancer.
>/pol/tads getting this defensive
It hurts to look in the mirror doesn't it?
>>38474957
all right wingers is the same
>>38476945
conservative is not inherently right fool
>>38482379
Y-you dont get it.
All leftists are brain dead sjw commies.
B-But us upstanding right wingers are varied and complex individuals.
>>38478386
because theyre bad
>>38473766
>I got banned from /pol/
>please help me shill against Trump on /r9k/ instead
HAHAHAHAH
LOSER
>>38482344
>former Soviet Union
Pic related.
>>38480837
dude this guy is cool as hell what are you talking about
>>38482344
You do realize /leftypol/ (rightfully) hates the reddit left, right?
>>38482442
>soviet union, responsible for the largest nation on earth's infrastructure, jobs, food, etc, collapses
>"wow capitalism is starting off so badly in russia"
because every social service died with it
What is the point of this thread? Both sides are filled with reddit scum whether it be the kekistan shits or the aids skrillex types. OP is probably a bootyblasted fag from /leftypol/.
>>38482442
Well yes the country collapsed. Of course the GDP would go down jackass.
>>38474157
wtf is that thing in the bottom corner????
White women were a mistake. REEEEEEE!
>>38482574
>>38482610
But I thought USSR was supposed to be a poverty-stricken hellhole and capitalism is what inspires innovation and production
You seem to be wavering on your propaganda tactics, capitalists
Literally both sides
>>38482696
>lose 1.5 million sq miles of land not tundra
>for some reason it's hard to get to return to the GDP of when you had those resources
Almonds
>>38479525
he looks terrified tbqff
>>38482696
Short term, the collapse of the Soviet Union was bad because everything that the government provided people ran short more than ever, in an economy where they were already waiting hours for a loaf of bread. Also as >>38482767 said, many regions gained independence from Russia around the time. As more businesses came in, things went back to a stable level.
A projected GDP like that is unprovable also
>>38474157
Is that Maddox?
DRUMPFKIIIIINS
COME OUT TO PLAY
>>38482442
>that projected gdp
wew fucking lad was this made by actual retards
>>38474202
>/pol/ did this one to itself
r/the_donald got shut down for a while then all of them infested /pol/ like a wave of cancer and have never returned
>>38481447
false dilema. you're assuming he takes a neutral position
also, traps are gay
>>38482251
Nice leddit spacing.
>>38482259
>Nice reddit spacing
>''Such fucking drama queens, crying out as victims and then blaming everybody about how racist or anti-white they are.
Fuck off''
Top fucking kek
>>38482344
I guess all countries that have decided not to use democracy and capitalism prove that those things are the scary boogiemen buzzword, right? Nice argument, spergo.
>>38473819
>not understanding containment boards
Hello newfriend
>>38484206
If all democratic and capitalist countries collapsed or turned away from democracy/capitalism in a relatively short time span then yes.
How the fuck did some random thread about some polacks who wanted to start a nation called "kekistan" somewhere on tuvalu or Africa turned into some shitty reddit meme.
How the fuck does this happen, kekistan doesnt even make sense. Of all things they should wave the american flag...
>>38473788
>Go to epic alt right rally
>Bury face in phone to avoid all social interaction
Wowza
Communism would be nice just so everyone can be a miserable fuck. In theory. In reality, there will still be a handful of not-miserable elites and that's unacceptable.
>>38480882
>middle guy in denim vest
>hoody says "burn Israel burn"
>has crossed out swastika patch on vest
>what could this possibly mean?
>is this some sort of /pol/ psy ops?
>im so very confused
>>38485450
Either the shirt is 'le ironic xD' or he realizes Israel is causing too many problems but doesn't want his lefty friends to think he hates jews and turn on him.
I'm in a thread full of plebs. Kekistan is Reddit tier garbage for civic nationals or "classical liberals" who listen to Milo, Sargon say things like "black guy in MAGA hat fucking based". This is like the antithesis of what i believe /pol/ stands for. You people can't into right wing politics. These losers are just 90's democeats who think that makes them edgy. Listen to TRS radio, join the forum, read counter-currents then get back to me.
>>38477855
>They generally think niggers should be gassed and Muslims should be banned or killed or converted except for "muh good ones"
Are they delusional? They wouldn't last 5 seconds against nigger gangbangers that play Call of Duty deathmatch with real guns on the streets of Chicago every weekend, or some ISIS sandnigger that's been dodging bombs and cutting heads for years.
>>38477855
You're extremely uniformed the alt lite / kekistanis are against everything you said they are for
>>38485602
I still think right wing politics are fucking stupid, but props for pointing out that 'classic liberals' and Sargon are fucking reddit-tier.
The fact he's on iFunny says it all.
>>38479368
Which individual pushed the meme the hardest?
>>38481447
Being opposed to Communisst and being opposed to the kekistani fags isn't centrism, it's common sense.
>>38473819
>roastie wearing that stupid Awoo girl as Pepe
>bunch of betas behind her
And they call others cucks.. the "alt right" movement is a fucking joke.
>uses nazi iconography, even if slightly edited
>complains when called a nazi
What the fuck how dumb can you be
>>38474157
These are the same faggots that would've been in the Chanology crap 9 years ago. Or probably did.
These alt-right people arent even true conservatives, they're just a knee jerk reaction to SJWs. I just call them the anti-SJWs. Just as annoying and insufferable, but on the flip side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FjZMj-lZ0s
What even is the point of Kekistan? Do you not any real friends you can hang out with?
>>38486481
The anti-SJWs aren't even against many of the core tenants of the Social Justice fanatics, they're just opposed with how far they take it and how they talk about it.
Reddit's a hell of a drug
>>38486497
Jesus... most of these people are definitely 20+ years old. How do they not realize how cringy they look with all this shit?
I have mild autism and even I know when someone is being full retard autistic.
i'm confused
wasn't kekistan a good thing? what is happening?
>>38486852
>wasn't kekistan a good thing?
Yes, you are confused.
>>38486728
We live in a day and age where a good number of the young, under 30 let's say, have no strong communal ties. They latch on to stupid shit like this because they're so desperate for that sense of community, but always hiding it behind layers of irony because they can't genuinely believe things.
And then the older crowd, over 30 let's say, are milking the meme for all it's worth.
>>38486852
It was good as a joke about ethnicity on the British(?) census, but as soon as it went beyond that simple idea it became bad.
>>38486898
please give esplanation
>>38486537
The true anti-SJWs, yes. He's talking about these mastermind /pol/acks
no /pol/. you are the leddit
genuinely ashamed to be sharing a site with you cockmonglers, maybe in a couple of years you'll realise how retarded you were
>>38486925
The explanation is: No, Kekistan was never a good thing. It's a retarded stupid meme taken into real life, which makes it even more cancer.
>>38474646
It was undeniably unethical. She was fucking the people writing reviews for her games. Of course they weren't being objective.
The main point is whether you give a shit about "gaming journalism" or not. Most people don't care enough about that, but when it morphed into "Gamers are all sexist/racist so lets push our retarded agenda on them", thats when people started to care.
>>38487021
Says the dumb cuck reddit spacing unironically. Get out before you get trolled hard silly newfag. /pol/ is the only good board, it's only autists like you on this reddit board that can't see how foolish you really are. I only come here ironically to troll newfags commie cucks like you now leave this site before your precious feels get hurt when someone says nigger
>>38487180
good job on fitting all your buzzwords in one paragraph.
doesn't make it any more true, though
>>38487180
>Says the dumb cuck reddit spacing unironically.
The only people who even know what the fuck "reddit spacing" is, is people who visit Reddit.
aka you.
>this thread
boy oh boy am I glad that I stopped giving a shit about politics like 5 years go.
Back in my day "SJW" weren't a thing and neither were the frogposters who obsess over them & are equally triggered snowflakes in need of their own circlejerk safe space if not even more. At worst you had "PC" liberals and traditional conservatives who all at the very least acted like adults and didn't live off of youtube clickbait and blogs.
>>38487408
That's funny, because you're doing it right now.
>>38487480
I've always written like this. It's only been recently that I've been told about this "reddit spacing" bullshit. I dont go to that site, I dont give a shit about what kind of spacing it is. This is how I've always written.
Reddit discovering 4chan was a mistake.
>>38487545
I'm not saying I agree with him, but spacing after every sentence seems a bit unnecessary. On Reddit it makes sense because of how the posts are structured, but here there's no need for it, that's why the 'reddit spacing' meme is a thing.
>>38485450
>>38485502
Most "leftists" (as in people who shun liberals and identify more with socialism/anarchism/etc.) hate Israel just as much as /pol/, but for it being an apartheid state that the U.S. uses to project its military power in the region instead of there being some global Zionist conspiracy.
>>38487687
>but spacing after every sentence seems a bit unnecessary
Not him, but most people who get accused of "reddit spacing" don't even do that. It's always like two or three sentences to form one little paragraph and then an extra closing sentence or another statement about some other thing.
It's just cleaner that way instead of having a of wall of text.