>anon what are you looking at? put it in already!

>>38472729
>i-it's inside you fucking whore

>>38472729
Why are YOU looking in Two different directions?

>>38472765
Haha good one little dick

Ewwww, It thought they were joking when they said it looked like roast beef.

I wish it smelled like it at least.

>>38472816
>look like beef
>smells and tastes like fish
>produces eggs

Really makes me think...

>>38472729
>>anon what are you looking at? put it in already!

kill yourself

>>38472729
>wait
>w-where is your hymen?

>>38473902
I think it smells like a handful of rusty pennies

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>>38474610
My first gf took my virginity while on her period so I wouldn't notice the missing hymen

I fucking noticed

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>>38474653
Dear fucking god what a thot

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>>38474828
Worst part one: she told me was a virgin too all along LIE

Worst part two: she told everyone in my highschool that I had a micro penis when I'm a solid 4 inches LIE

I HOPE SHE FUCKING DIESSSSSS

>>38472729
I can't not look at that nose, what the hell is wrong with it?

>>38474861
why would she mislead people about your massive 4 inch cock

>>38474864
It isn't sniffing my balls

>>38472729
I'm wondering why you're wearing makeup and hoop earrings in bed.

>>38473902
Legit mozart laughed at this. never though of it and am almost 30

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjmmjXGwarU

>>38474861
> a solid 4 inches

LOL

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ok but the dub is really bad

>>38472729
Jesus Christ she's hot. Obv she looks like a Grade A bitch, but damn is she sexy.

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>>38474861
>I'm a solid 4 inches LIE

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>this vapid whore didn't even notice her eye placement before posting for the world to see

W-Where? Back of the knee maybe?

>>38477457
i'd give her lots of smooches tho

>>38474887
>>38476115
>>38477217
4 inches isn't a massive, but is isn't a micropenis. a micropenis is 3 inches or less when erect

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>>38477545
if it isn't doing the job, its a micropenis