Who is the oldest wizard on r9k?

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I'm 34 years old but I regularly see posts with similar or slightly older ages.

I'm 58. I'm probably one of the oldest people who use this website overall.

>>38472159
>58 year old virgin
Jesus Christ, your balls must be indigo.

>>38472159
47 here, using 4chan since 2007
Thought I was one of the oldest here.

I'm 25 and what is this

>>38472813
But are you a wizard? 37 here, but not a wizard.

>>38472813
went out with 5 girls in my life, but never had sex with them because these bitches went out with me cause of my money.

Is that enough to be a wizzard?

>>38472873
Nigga if you're 57 and a virgin you're a lich working on becoming that elder god shit.

>I'm 103 years old and I never had sex
Yeah... what about posting any kind of proof?

If I remember correctly there was some 70ish year old guy who posted his license in a thread as proof a few years back. Don't know what happened to him but I hope he's still around

>>38473575
How do you prove virginity my man?

<30 wizard apprentice (with respective age as a level (me LV20 apprentice))
30 wizard
50 high king
60 lich
>70 elder god

>>38473670
Let's start by proving your age.

>>38473670
bepnis turns blue when sex

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>>38473711

>mfw litmus benis

>>38473694
Age=virginity, I never knew. Not even the guy claiming above, just saying. I'm a 20 year old virgin

>>38474439
>Age=virginity
I never said it. I just doubt there are +40yo guys here.

>t. a 64yo robot

19 year old kissles virgin here.

42 yo female wizard here

>>38474690
Never had sex with a male or a female, ever?

>>38472050
Not a Wizard but I haven't had a job since 1996. So I may be the longest running NEET. I'm 37.

>>38472159
>I'm 58. I'm probably one of the oldest people who use this website overall.

Wizard of the 40th rank. I am honored to be in the presence of an elder councilmember.

Is this you?http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html

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>>38474690
>42 yo female wizard here

Ah, a Witch. How many feline familiars to you keep?

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Patrick the wombat died with his purity intact.

>>38476563
>Congrats mate! You still a virgin

>>38476563
You can see the robot suffering in his eyes.

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Senator Lindsey Graham (62 years old) is rumored to be a virgin, and he has never denied it.

His parents died when his imouto was 13 years old, and he raised her by himself. He is possibly the strongest Virgin Onii-chan in existence.

>>38476563
God, his eyes are so empty, the light went out a long time ago for this guy.

>>38478593
could make the same post for >>38478538

>>38478538
He probably fingered his imouto while raising her.

>>38472159
you can't be serious, a wizard this powerful can't exist just how

>>38478538
look him up. he was a frat boy in college. no way he's a virgin

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When normies stumbled upon wizardchan (in the aftermath of the Supreme Gentleman):

http://crasstalk.com/2014/05/the-ideologies-of-wizardchan-virgin9000/

>>38478737

I'm 31, have been on 4chan since 2006. That's over a decade of shitposting.

Back then I was a 20 year old virgin. Since then I've graduated, gotten married, had children, gotten a decent job. Things change.

There's hope for you all.

>>38474690
If you are not purposefully sexless you must be a proper goblin. If you are at least 4/10 female you can get sex real easy.

Just turned 23 today lads, I don't want to get any older

>>38478593
when you cover the bottom part of his face it becomes clear as day that he is a hollow shell

>>38475656
>2014/12/
Are you dumb?
origiano

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The "Burger Virginity" screencap.

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>>38478593

He looks happier in this pic.

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The older you get, the more imposing it seems losing your virginity becomes.