I've lurked here a little over a year off and on. I must

haha nice man

Yeah I'm totally a robot too. My girlfriend says I'm such an introvert.

We welcome you cyborg brother. Thank you for not being a LARPing chad.

>>38466922
I never said i dated, smart ass. I can barely keep myself entertained let alone a female

You sound like a good person OP. I feel the same way but for a different reason.

>>38466934
You guys lay it out there. I think its best if if I do too. Thanks for the warm welcome

>>38466938
How do you have several relationships without dating? Did they just show up at your house or something? I'm not a normalfag so I don't know how this stuff works.

>>38466963
Thanks man. Could you elaborate on that reason?

>>38467013
I misspoke and i apologize. I HAVE dated, but that was when i was younger and i always dated the slightly chubby and awkward cute girl who turned hot out of nowhere. This happened to me twice and I got dumped shortly after. Since then its been mainly multiple fwb situations but as I get older the well gets drier. As of right now I haven't had any in two months.

>>38467086
>two months
Oh you poor thing, how are you even still alive?

>>38467136
Hey I'm not complaining. I know the situation you robots are in. Just giving you the details you wanted.

>>38466855
As a true khv, neet, manlet, disfigured, aspergers bot, is glad to have you here. I think sometimes people think that the only way to feel loneliness and pain is to never have sex. You are alone and so you are with us.

>>38467294
>>38467294
Thanks man. I would never downplay the importance of sex, because you've all heard that before and I know it sounds a lot like "just be urself brah". But girls, for the most part, are BARELY worth the trouble of courting them. And when the rides over they leave your life as quickly as they arrived. Its just another level of pain, and i know i probably don't appreciate it, but its true. In fact having girls leave you for various reasons just adds more elements to your pathology. Im at the point now where if im pretty sure a girl is into me, i get more satisfaction and ego boost from not putting moves on her than if I did. That way I get to live without the rejection and eventual heartbreak and ALL THE FUCKING questioning and examining myself that comes with that and just live with the ASSUMPTION that she wants me. This is what women do to your brain. I'm alone for sure, my friend.

>>38467592
Hey man don't vindicate the guys who are ignoring women like this, women are having a harder and harder time getting guys they can manipulate in order to make themselves feel better, and it's comments like this that will worsen that.

>>38467642
Good on those guys. For every one girl there's 3 billion men that would sleep with her if given the chance.

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>>38466855

Shit, gnarly blog post my family member! Can I get a link to your patreon and DeviantArt for more blogposts like yours?

>>38468781
You're fucking funny and also edgy and ironic.

>>38466855
I welcome you, cyborg. You're alright.
I've been thinking that I myself don't fit in here, in /r9k/. You see, I never suffer from loneliness despite having no friends. To me there's no difference in being around people or alone, in fact, I prefer to be alone because I hate most people. I feel nothing around people. As edgy as it many sound, I only socialize if I can gain from a relationship with that person.

In the limited time span where my hormones overpowered my reason, I chased girls. Without going into details, I got burned real badly. So I turned my attention to my imagination and made myself an imaginary girlfriend, whom would later be a tulpa. So after I got myself an imaginary girlfriend, I never suffered from tfw no gf. In fact, I lost all appetite for flesh and blood in the last two years.

I even did what perhaps no robot or cyborg would do. I turned down a girl.
She was extremely alluring and was also very intrusive. I realized that her starting to show interest in me was at the same time as rumors about my inheritance started to spread. So I told her to fuck off.

I don't belong here. Yet here I am.