>drunk as shit >leave party while nobody is watching >trek

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>drunk as shit
>leave party while nobody is watching
>trek through the neighborhood
>get to the street
>curve towards the river
>fence running near the river bank, about 30 feet away
>try to climb
>cant do it
>take of shoes so my toes can grip the chain link
>i need to shit
>so drunk I do it right at the edge of the fence, lie down after
>listening to the river until I see a cop car sweep it's spotlight over the area I am lying in
>roll into the brush
>realize I rolled through my shit as I see the cops getting out of their car
>run into the woods
>got away, but apparently the cops found my shoes. They are old as shit, from when my mom still bought them for me
>she wrote my name on the back of the tongue
I think the people at the party called the cops, they knew I was very drunk. Probably thought I was a danger to my self. Will the cops pursue this?
They could probably get my moms number from public records. If my mom even has a hint that I have been drinking she will kick me out. Am I fucked, or am I just retarded?