>Hey anon, Chad told us you're single
What do?
>>38461647
Get the fuck out. I get freaked out if there are more than 4 or 5 in general nevermind if there are like 20 pretty girls there.
Mumble something and run out.
>>38461647
think about which chad is stupid enough to not know I can't deal with a fucking room of girls
5 7 would be okay I could drop them to 1
doe chad thinking that this is a fucking harem anime or someshit
>>38461647
I offer a quick reminder
>17 females
> No even one above 7/10
>>38461647
wtf is with the roastie fest in here?
>>38461818
>being a robot with standards
Why do Americans always drink from those gay red cups? Just drink it from the bottle or can you fucking weirdos
>>38461814
daily reminder that anime is not real
>>38461849
daily reminder that neither is your chance with a woman
>>38461647
>unzips dickoriginally
>>38461849
It's as real as 3D woman to the average robot.
>>38461839
Why do Europeans spend 30$+ to buy those same red cups and drink them at their parties?
>>38461647
These flip-flop wearing basic bitches do nothing for me
>>38461839
They are mixed drinks and those cups are sold everywhere. calm your autism
>>38461864
>>38461870
true
origsangioafsadfuckmhylife
>>38461907
>flip-flop
>hating shoes that give you easiest access to their feet and allow you to subtly smell their feet while they aren't looking
>>38461870
>Why do Europeans spend 30$+ to buy those same red cups and drink them at their parties?
Idk either. Normies, eh?
>>38461910
Well I understand mixing drinks, but do all disposable cups in America really look like that or are those just the fashionable ones to use?
>>38461647
Get the fuck out of my house.
What the fuck are you doing in my house?
>>38461647
Me: Yeah.
Them: Why?
*pull out my flaccid 1inch benis*
>>38461647
Of course I am. It's because Chad's a whore.
>>38461955
>two 20 pretty girls in revealing clothing will never break into my house and make themselves comfortable on my alcohol
Why even live t b h .
>>38461647
>all those creepy smiles
>>38461954
lol there's nothing "fashionable" or trendy about it, those are the most common disposable cups and they are cheap as shit. also used for beer pong
>>38461647
"True, but you're all ugly as fuck, that'd explain why."
>>38461647
>Implying I would like a generic blonde roastie for a gf
>>38462003
you can tell they're all dead inside
>>38461647
Me on the left
oirjfoinep
>>38461647
Yes I am
*sips drink*
>>38461918
but the ultimate daily reminder of you got fucking nothing because of that
>>38461647
>>Hey anon, Chad told us you're single
>I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
>>38461647
Not even kidding
The one on the floor, behind the other two, is my cousin.
>>38462016
I see. It's just I see them all the time in American movies and stuff and was wondering if you guys actually use them that often IRL and why
>>38461647
Why would I be in that room in first place
>>38461647
I'd put on a big shit eating grin and say >I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
Then presumably this is my day off so I go play path of exile for ten hours straight.
>>38461954
There are plenty of other styles, but those red ones are common, cheap, and kind of the "default" choice for parties. They're usually the middle-priced option, and I think people buy them because they don't want to get the lowest-priced ones and look like a cheapass.
>>38461864
So why did I lose my virginity at 16? Why have a fucked a bunch of women? Why am I now engaged?
Cartoons are for children, anon. It's time to grow up.
>>38462128
It's just a fucking cup you retard. Stop going on about it.
>>38462306
wawa look at me i'm lying on the internet give me attention look i'm a hardcore badass wawawa
>>38461647
>Why? You asking for friend Stacy
>Smile
>>38462062
Why would you lie about something like that? That's really weird anon. Like I don't know what you get out of saying something so ridiculous. Here's your (you) I guess.
>>38461647
this is what it was like growing up with 2 stacey older sisters.
imagine being a little autistic 10 year old and walking out of your room and seeing this
absolutely horrifying
>>38462306
>Fucked a bunch of women
>engaged to a woman
Boy, I'm sure she's glad about your past
>>38462335
>Everyone on the internet is as big of a loser as I am
lmao
>>38462306
>lying to anonymous strangers on the internet
That's just sad, anon. Please stop.
>>38462366
She doesn't care. She was a virgin when we met. She was 18, I was mid twenties.
>>38462383
not everyone, just you
>>38462062
Why is your cousin the uggo of the group
>>38462410
>posts cartoon reaction images
>thinking he's not bottom of the barrel
That's really sad desu.
>>38462400
I don't want to sound like a feminist or anything, but your wife sounds like the female version of a beta provider
>>38462432
i'm not the one trying to appear high and mighty to a community of social outcasts
>>38462456
I think he actually is getting frustrated at this point
>>38462456
>post something
>that's wrong anon
>WOW STOP TRYING TO APPEAR HIGH AND MIGHTY
lmfao
>>38462448
The alpha/beta dichotomy only applies to men.
>>38462430
He's lying. There's no way that's his cousin.
Man people do and say the weirdest things just for a (you). It's sad.
>>38462491
>Thinks he's normal and not a loser
>Believes men are superior to women in real life
>>38461849
trump won tho
>>38461647
>17 roasties staring staright at you
Even Chad would spill his spaghetti.
>>38461647
Im gonna run now stacy
>>38462768
Are you kidding? Chad would love it. His eyes would sparkle from all the female attention.
Start sweating, literally. Fuck I hate being insecure. Anyone else here has that?
>>38461818
Sororities are usually capped at an attractiveness level, unless they're business/film/whatever specialization. This is a mid level where none of them are ugly but none very attractive
>>38461647
>put on the spot
>room full of women
Fucking run.
>>38463022
>>38462768
>>38462911
>>38462972
You are all literally pathetic. Imagine being so fucking sad that women look at you makes you shut down. How are you supposed to get laid if you act like this?
>>38461647
Fuck off, proceed to grab a beer and go back to my room snort cocaine and play video games
>>38462432
>whining about anime
>on an anime imageboard
holy fuck piss off and never come back. better yet, just neck yourself mate
>>38461647
Throw any objects that are near by, sperg out on them, and then leave that house.
>>38463119
>he thinks that anime hasn't always been made fun of
Weaboo exists for a reason you mong
>>38463119
>>38463157
BRITISH NEETS REPRESENT
>>38461647
"yeah he said the truth"
"He's right. Always been."