/britfeel/

>listening to Wagner
makes me want to tunnel underground desu

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>>38461432
surprise surprise 13

do it lad! you'll feel comfy afterwards

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Only April.
How /britfeel/ has changed since then.

>>38461432
Old image AGAIN

>>38461379
o-oops

>>38461432
>Hill and Ship edition

One of my shipposts got deleted earlier, in the main catalog
>38453962

>>38461503
Do not recognise 90% of these people.

>>38461510
Why not make a new one then?

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>>38461503
>tfw been here years but I've never made any of these lists
Not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing

>>38461503
who had that picture of the fallen avatarfags?

>>38461533
I don't have the up to date picture

>>38461503

>tfw you are 4 of these people

>>38461503
Funny how one guy is on that list twice under different names, and another is on it three times under different names.

>>38461503
>on this list
>started to post about different stuff so I didnt become a 'personality'
not my cup of tea

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>>38461543
Got this one. Don't know if you meant this or not.

>>38461591
wasn't that one but that's a fine one as well

>>38461584
I bet you're Hackney drug dealer anon.

>>38461591
Just reminded me of gorilla chan and movie night. Had completely forgotten about that mess

>>38461503
>bobbyanon
don't remember this one, quick rundown?

>>38461538
>tfw no discernable personality

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>>38461484
and still we will be here, standing like statues

>>38461591
How does someone become a tripfag? Do they decide one day to soak up attention on an anonymous imageboard so 2 years later a picture like this is posted and they can furiously masturbate?

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>>38461652

He was a lad who used to host a small road wars stream in the evenings he wanted to become a bobby. Occasionally posted this egg man from this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psm97ScJWXc

>>38461591
Never heard of bonsai
Miss analysis lads stats
Miss 2d truly pleb guy and Azulad

>>38461673
Evening friendo! Going for any drinkypoos?

>>38461591
wait a minute, this calims poley filmed his roomate in 2009, 8 years ago, but moni claims he's 24

>>38461673
>tfw I want to be a loved tripfag but don't know how

>>38461676
That's exactly how I imagine Tilde to be.

what's Azulad/Junlad up to these days? any ideas

>>38461713

I'm sure poleaboos incident was in 2012

>>38461717
don't do it, its not worth it

>>38461720
no hes cute

>>38461676
huh, well i do remember that video being posted

>>38461591
It's so weird how they chose this picture to represent me. Why would I have a batman teeshirt (and be an Asian guy)?

>>38461745

It doesn't look too far off you, especially with that poor lighting

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>>38461671
She has a little round head, chuck

>>38461591
You can tell this was made by shout given how positive it is about him

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>>38461713
>>38461729
This is the definitive poley history picture and it says 2014

>>38461757
It definitely doesn't look anything like what I actually look like. It doesn't even look like that photo of my mate I posted, pretending it was me.

>>38461771
it's over, I can't possibly come to terms with this level of banter

new reviewbrah vid
https://youtu.be/mflOx5tECRc

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>tfw daddy is making sunday dinner on tuesday night
can't complain desu

If I go to the GP and tell them about my sustained depression what will happen? Is it worth bothering?

>inb4 Anon goes to GP for depression, give him a fatal dose of morphine

>>38461837
>tfw "daddy" is using a new type of lube that stings my bum

>>38461788

Sometimes I wonder how much of what you post about your own life/situation is authentic. I'd say with 85%-90% confidence I believe almost all of it, the gf, the creative job, the living in germany and formerly new york etc, but there's always a 5-10% chance that literally all of it is a ruse, or perhaps just part of it.

The fact you are so dedicated to britfeel and are here so often lends itself to the theory you may be a NEET or living off a trustfund

>>38461886
you should probably ask him to change back then lol

>>38461869
they'll give you a brouche for a "specialist" and hope you dont ring, if you do, the specialist will basically say 'chin up#

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tried to pull back my foreskin in the bath, didn't go too well it was too slippery to grip and pull back


>>38461869
they'll give you some questionaire which tells you to rate situations by 1-5 then probably prescribe you some antidepressents and a repeat appoinment to check how your doing in a month

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>>38461869
they will just give you prozac which won't work and will only hurt you

>>38461837
daddy or "daddy"?

>>38461869
I've been considering doing this but if they end up sectioning me I'll be fucked for insurance purposes, because no one is going to insure a nutter working a "dangerous" job. Meaning I'd be out of work, which is the only thing keeping me going.

>>38461932
>he doesn't understand how the seme/uke relationship works

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>>38461888
The photo wasn't me. I'd be a fool to post a photo of myself on /britfeel/.

It's one of my best mates. He hates it when I post his photos on 4Chan. I do it all the time. His whole look seems to really wind people up on here, since he's quite a handsome, hipstery "nu-male" looking guy.

I posted him so much on /b/, many many years ago, that people started to photoshop his pictures. Pic related.

I started posting here a lot when I was in Copenhagen. There were about 8 people in our office there and I was one of the most senior so I could shit post quite a lot.

If you look in the archives you'll see a big gap of 7 months where I hardly posted at all, between October 2015 and May 2016. That's when I was living in New York, doing very long days in the same office that my boss worked in.

Since I got to Germany and I've been working from home I could pick it up a lot more. I just have a problem with procrastination and, like most others here, a strange addiction to this place.

>>38461957
daddy daddy.. although I would like a "daddy" too
>>38461974
hey I understand, but if it stings it might be unhealthy!

>>38462088
please don't turn into another ebin for fucks sake

>>38462102
what did I do wrong? what would make me turn into another ebin?

>>38462102
REEE FUCK OFF LEN ORBIT
WHOOPS JUST PISSED AND SHAT MYSELF

Just had some cereal lads.

Feeling a bit shit now. I just can't afford much else for the next 4 days. I also ate the 2 end bits of a loaf of bread, I dipped them in leftover milk. The cereal was Weetos and the dusty end bits of a packet of Coco-pops.

I don't regret buying those vitamin pills though. Helping me stay alive and all that. I will still probably get scurvy though.

>>38462048

A couple of people have seen me, but I'd also be a bit hesitant for everyone to see me I suppose. I guess it makes sense, it just seems so fucking bizarre that 8 minions in an office will all be worried and trying to make it look like they are working hard, while their boss is reading shitposts about pakis and harold shipman and nightwalks and waifus etc.

I guess we're all here forever now

>>38461942
Tha'ts pretty much what I thought they would do
>>38461943
>>38461952
Well fuck, I don't see how antidepressants would help that much, Wouldn't I just hate my self more for relying on pills?
>>38461970
I am also concerned about this Anon, If it affects my job in any way I'm fucked since that's pretty much all I have

Thanks lads, I'll consider the matter

>>38462145
get actual cornflakes, they already have vitamins added

I'm scared of the thunder could someone please hold me

>>38462175
I did but they ran out some days ago, I had them with the maple syrup.

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>tfw no gf or foreseeable prospect of gf

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>When you work in any sort of retail where you have a door counter
>People who walk in and out of the store for no reason
>People who come in a huge group for a fucking top up

>order a dominos
>arrives 30 minutes after the store is closed
>guy seems happy but bet he's sick of his life working late

he spat in my food didn't he

>>38462235
The mistake was in ordering from Dominos.

>>38462259
this, he could have made his own pizza for a fraction of the price and it would have been tastier and healthier

>>38462235
did they send the cutest boy?

>>38462153
I wasn't really the boss. I was just the most senior. I didn't have any managerial responsibilities or anything like that. In that office our bosses were in New York, and we were all really good friends, which made it one of the best places I've ever worked. As long as you were there when they called on Skype, and you sent them the work by the deadlines, you could do what you want. I used to get in at 11 or midday.

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>>38462259
local pizza places don't do stuffed crust tho lad
>>38462279
yes

>>38462145
Go to a food bank lad. The people there are really nice and don't judge or make it awkward. You just turn up and they give you a nice bag of food to last a week or two. You don't need to get scurvy.

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>>38462196
*holds you* don't worry lad we'll get through it

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Are my London lads seeing the storm? this shits crazy.

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It's late, Anon. Why are you still awake? Don't you have to wake up early tomorrow for work?

>>38462330
Holy shit is that a proper pic and not some Google shit?

>>38462351
Sorry to report, it is google shit

right click - search for image - All Sizes

>>38462319
>local pizza places don't do stuffed crust tho lad
Oh well, that is really worth the piss poor quality and prices then. My compliments to your discerning cuisine choices.

>>38462334
Such a comfy photo. I really want to go in there for some late night Gyoza.

>>38462351
na its google shit, but the stuff i've seen from my window is close to this.

>>38462274
>and it would have been tastier
Maybe if he has a wood burning pizza oven

>>38462330
yep lad already been asking about it

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>>38462379
Me too, anon, me too.

Do you like Wagamama? It's pretty good.

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>>38461543
Just found it in my 4chan folder lad

>>38462373
Yes I'm sure Ahmed is making the most quality pizza for 5 quid that rivals the best chefs of Naples

>>38462422
It's pretty good but it's not the same as in Tokyo.

I think I've walked down that street, it's in Shinjuku.

>>38461503
>>38461591
>>38462446
all these fags, lost, like tears in the rain

>>38462334
>12am
>late

Lad I've still got 8 hours of my day left

>>38462330
I got caught in a proper fucking storm when I was Spain, lightning flashing across the sky and everything

>>38462330
No wind, rain o anything

West London is basically northern at this point

>>38462539
>lightning flashing across the sky and everything

like a normal storm lad?

>you now realize Ebin came and saved britfeel at its darkest hour and ushered in a new golden age

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>>38462330
real pic

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>>38462558
...yeah

shut up

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>>38462482
Ok, I'm jealous now. I always wanted to go to Japan but there was never anyone to go with. Not to mention the cost. Was it a holiday?

>>38462509
Aha same. I'm pretty much nocturnal at this point.

>>38462567
NOT comfy

>>38462558
joyless

Night time is so peaceful lads. I feel like I get so much more stuff done at night than in the day.

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>>38462220
never have, never will lad. Such is the life of the underclass

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>>38462446
>seeing myself listed as a fallen anon
I'm still here, I mean, I can't leave 4chan. I just browsed other threads and boards. I can't remember why.
Plus real life has become more demanding.

Do none of the others post anymore?

Why do councils exist? What needs to be run locally that can't just be done from central government, why can't they collect the bins etc?

fucksake lads, just failed at sitting down.
no wonder im a hopeless neet

>>38461591

None of the vocaroo links work, can someone post them?
I might be typing them in wrong.

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>>38462592
Night time/rainy days/stormy nights are the best time to fully enjoy jazz hip hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfNQwJWGfdU

>>38462642
>m-muh local community's special needs

>tfw you're charged 1,500 bong a year for the council to collect your bin

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>>38462592
>>38462651
Good taste

>>38462644
W-what happened?

>>38462581
Yeah it was a holiday. Went for 16 days in 2010, alone, and had a fantastic time. Going back in January next year.

>>38462681
And subsidise transport, and the roads, and police, and countless other things.

>>38462704
i sort of crouched down too far forward missing the char but also pushing it away from me

>>38462708
>and the roads

The roads are always a mess from the hodge podge jobs they do. Tarmac replacing concrete was a fucking mistake.

>>38462708

Why can't the police just be funded from central government? 'the roads' I reported a pothole back in 2009 and it still hasn't been fixed, even though I got a response then "We've put it in a queue of pot holes to repair", you can see it grow larger and larger each time on google street view.

'countless other things' like what?

>>38462446
Why did this make me sad :(

>>38462639
Mayuri anon here I've been gone for most of the last year, just back to posting now. Strange to not see a call for waifu posting every thread but it's for the best. You alright lad?

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>>38462705
>alone
Is it very different to normal holidays, apart from the obvious nobody to talk to all the time?

>>38462732
Happens to the best of us, anon

>>38462754
Spray paint a penis over the road where it is and, so I've been told, it'll be fixed in a day

>>38462754
If you want a pothole fixed, you have to spray paint a cock on it with something incredibly difficult to remove beyond fixing the road, no joke.

>>38462758
>Strange to not see a call for waifu
Miss that too desu, might make the call myself in a future thread

>>38462758
>I've been gone for most of the last year, just back to posting now.
Stuff come up irl to keep you offline?
>Strange to not see a call for waifu posting every thread but it's for the best.
I think so too, mostly. I liked posting mai waifu and talking but it can get out of hand.
>You alright lad?
Things look like they might be getting better but at the cost of increased responsibility and time consumed. Alright I suppose really. I have a roof, food, and entertainment so it can't be too bad. Yourself?

really a bit drunk lads it's not responsible to have a mini keg in my room

>reach for door handle
>miss

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I got a picture just when there was a lightning flash lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M

Had this in a loop non stop for the past 2 days

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Having a curry tomorrow

>>38462786
Well, not really. There's so many cool and weird things to explore and look at there. Plus amazing places to eat. I didn't feel uncomfortable or get bored being on my own. When I got tired of walking around exploring I just took some good books and chilled in cafes and bars, drinking and reading.

>>38462884
Have any sauce dude?

>>38462876
that's a classic tune that, I didn't know it had a video though.

Has anyone else ever turned down an offer of social interaction in favour of posting on britfeel

>>38462639
>>38462758
Important question lads

len and saku or tilde and ebin? this will determine whether we like you or not

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>>38462923
haha yeah all the time, can't stop declining offers. What can I say this place engages me more

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>>38462913
No my man, it isn't from an anime or manga that I know of. Just a one-off piece.

Pic related is Lain. She's cute I guess, and the only think I know has a source from a show

How do I deal with this never ending sense of unfulfillment lads? Over the years I've distracted myself with drugs and alcohol but it never goes away. I want off this ride.

>>38462876
I raise your classic tune with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmGQMmtXAF0

I wish Tilde would post more. Seriously

>>38462446
>tfw miss posting my waifu and getting noticed but its better not doing it since it led to all sorts of drama and people getting annoyed

>>38462955

You'll make it one day ebin

>>38462961
Ah okay cheers.

And got it.

>>38462923
Does posting when my gf is next to me trying to talk to me count?

>>38462981
haha yeah


>just went to touch my privates and its slick with pre-cum all over the top despite the fact I haven't been stimulating it
>I just washed an hour ago too

>>38462963
Numb yourself with depressing tablets.

>>38462923
/britfeel/ isnt the reason but I do turn down all social invites

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>>38462961

>>38462892
Sounds great. Maybe I'll consider it

>>38462923
Why not just go to the social interaction and post on britfeel during the lulls in conversation or activity?

>>38462976
I say do it lad, fuck the grouchy boys

>>38462798
Eh it probably causes more harm than good but go for it if you want

>>38462836
I was meant to be finishing uni but that's not why I left, I just had enough of it here and all the poley shit. There's no escaping this place

If that equals more money then I guess that's a good thing mate. Don't let Mr. Shekelstein work you too hard though

>>38462965

Funny, because before 'better off alone' this is exactly what I was listening to obsessively. Good taste there anon

Got promoted a couple weeks ago. Feel like I should be taking more responsibility in work and trying harder now but I don't really want to. I like having more money and having my work recognised but when things go wrong I can be blamed now. Not really sure I like it.

How'd I get more codeine? It makes life a heck of a lot more tolerable.

>>38463007
Nah, at the end of the day, I care a lot about this thread and the community here, this is my home and I'd do anything to try and improve if even if it means I'm missing out on le attention.

Any /south asians/ on here on this dark and stormy night? Even though it's just raining in the South.

I wish Matrix levels of VR was around already. Maybe life wouldn't be so depressing if I could experience other worlds and constantly be thrilled. Everybody would a click away from life-like sex too.

blimey lads, did you know katie price is in MGS2?

>>38462874

Shop in a UFO and put "I Want To Believe" along the bottom.

>>38463042
so which one were you? I'll take a wild guess at saberanon, you are alright

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>>38463024
If you don't do it someone else will. May as well be that person and reap the benefits

>>38463042
good lad, need more people like you

>>38462966

He probably does, you don't need to see his trip constantly

>>38462976
Oh hey Aqua, long time no speak

>>38463069
I'm on the list of fallen waifufags, but I'm not going to say which one.

>>38463042
I don't know if pandering to the grouchies really does improve the thread. Wouldn't mind a few more recognisable anons to make this place feel more homely tbqh

>>38463082
did you get bummed by junlad by any chance?

>>38463101
Any one involved with junlad was cancer tbqh.

>>38463074
It's kind of hard though since I don't have enough control to decide things properly but I think I'll be blamed when they go wrong.

Also other people who started work at the same time as me might not have been promoted so I'm worried they'll find out about me and be all annoyed.

remember when lenlad posted here?

>>38463009
>I was meant to be finishing uni but that's not why I left, I just had enough of it here and all the poley shit
>all the poley shit
That's it, thats why I left as well.
>There's no escaping this place
Truth.
>If that equals more money then I guess that's a good thing mate. Don't let Mr. Shekelstein work you too hard though
Oy vey perish the thought

>>38463005
>Why not just go to the social interaction and post on britfeel during the lulls in conversation or activity?

Because being in a noisy club isn't really conducive for posting on ./britfeel/, plus it costs.

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London anons, do you enjoy living in the city?

Thinking of moving there after studies. Namely because a career I'm considering is based pretty much only in the City

>>38463158

Hampstead heath isn't the be all and end all anon. You've got Brighton, Bournemouth triangle, Canal street Manchester, loads of other places.

>>38463158
Find a good enough place to crash and everything else is secondary.

London is just...London.

>>38463040
>Well, now I'm out of prison
>I got me a friend at last
>Well he don't drink or steal or cheat or lie
>His name's codeine
>He's the nicest thing I've seen
>Yeah, together we're gonna wait around and die

I don't know lad but best of luck

>>38463158
No it's utter crap. It's so horrible. I hate the city. I'm actually moving out to a job where I get paid less just so I don't have to live in London

>>38463158
Nope. It's only worth it for the money and career. Everything else is pretty shite, the novelty wears off quick.

How are brits gonna deal with the porn bam? Burger here majority of ips aren't capped yet but I'm guessing porn ban ain't too far off.

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>>38463156
Oh I thought you meant like nipping down to the pub for a cosy pint

>>38463122
Look at it this way: At least 1 person above you discussed you specifically and decided that based on your performance and merits you deserved to be promoted. If people are annoyed, so what - they'd keep the job 100% if they were in your shoes

>>38463205
>>38463212
Only thing positive I can actually say about London is that you can order a filthy kebab at like 4am, other than that it's shite.

Who's out for a /nightwalk/ then?

>>38462319
Neither does anyplace that sells pizza.

>>38463220

I don't drink either, and while I do go for a pub dinner on friday evenings, I'm generally averse to saturday night outings

>>38462422

Nice food but hate their service model.

just did a fabled /nightwalk/

didn't stop to take pictures because I wanted to keep a good pace, also doxxanon has been on his game recently

>>38463040
Codeine really fucks with my dreams

>>38463080
Tfw Aqua has fallen off the map for months and not replied to any of my messages.

If you're there please reply. I just want to know that you're ok :(

>>38463158
Same here anon, planning on going into finance.
Hopefully brexit won't fuck the job market too much.

>>38463158
Talked a bunch of times about why I like it, but yeah I do like it.

Although not happy about the acid attacks

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>>38463291

I imagine Preston is good for a nightwalk, lad.

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>>38463185
Took me a while

>>38463188
>>38463205
>>38463212
Thanks

>>38463291
>>38463249
>nightwalk at midnight

pussy shit

i nightwalk at 2-3am

>>38463326
I work there, I don't live there

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>>38463281
Went there the other week. The brought my friends food out like 5+ minutes before mine

No tip for them (wasn't even sure you tipped chain places anyway)

>>38462790

The word "cunt" is reckoned to be the most effective.

>>38463351
Go all in, spray a cock and the word cunt.

>>38463336

>FEELSAT-1 readjusts orbit

what if doxanon is a phony and posts the images himself?

>>38463416
well he got me but I made it quite "easy" for him

>>38463416

There are too many different people in different locations.

Anyway, I posted a pic of my own last thursday and someone found my exact hotel from it

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>>38463281
>>38463342
It's how it's meant to be, as it is in Nippon. Bit silly but makes sense in that the food is completely hot, fresh, etc. Hope you found it delicious at least.

>>38463315
What, freshly graduated 20-somethings, every bank and corporation moving to continental europe, economic uncertainty, the list goes on. We're in for a wild ride lad.

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>>38463435
> as it is in Nippon

Didn't stop them asking for a tip on the card machine though did it!

>>38463416

>tfw you post an image yourself and someone else says "doxxanon is gonna find you"

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l-lads how much did I just waste the last hour?

>>38463391
I'm not as interesting as you seem to think I am
if you're a psycho and just looking for some to bludgeon to death, I might be up for that

>>38463469
pretty decent OC

>>38463328
No problem.

Awesome stuff dude. Your own snaps?

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Goodnight all. Hope everyone has a nice day ahead of them.

>>38463504
Sleep is for the weak and socially well adjusted.

Night, anon.

>>38463504
you too anon! I hope you don't have a hot and sweaty room like I do

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>>38463469
you did more than i've done for the last hour, i'm now listenting to late 90s euro-trance because of that other anon haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acicmeCO85A

"Here we go, here we go, move to the beat and go with the flow, come come, gimme gimme, come gimme more, move to the beat but with the tempo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acicmeCO85A

Had an estate agent knocking my door earlier telling me houses are in high demand in my area.

Not sure if that's true or if they're just trying to get me sell my house anyway.

>>38463557
they're high demand everywhere thanks to mass-immigration

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>>38463500
I wish. I just have albums of nice images from posting on this and other websites over the years. Glad you like them, I am only on between about 10pm and 4am if you are wondering

>>38463557
>owning his own house
Well look at this fancy pants showing off his money

>>38463504
Reminder to sleep on the floor with a pillow, it drastically reduces back pains and improves posture.

>>38463158
why is she browing 4chan with a dualshock

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>>38463588
I did this for months haha but I used a blanket too. I "promoted" myself to a portable foldout bed because I saw a spider crawl past me

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>>38463504
night lad

Probably should do my laundry...

>>38463599
>he doesn't use the ps3 xmb to browse 4chin

>>38463587
I live in a shit area where housing is relatively cheap, I couldn't afford anything in the south east.

Do you know how cheap houses can be up north?

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>>38463599
>He doesn't use controllers/HOTAS/Kinect hand gestures to shitpost

>>38463577
Nice taste. And it saving stuff makes sense. My bookmarks tab is a library at this point and half the links don't work.

>10pm and 4am

Well shoot. Let me guess- isp filter?

>browsing jobs
>support worker for the National Autistic Society comes up

Should I go for it lads? Sounds like fun

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>>38463504
Good night!
Stay, it gets lonely past 2

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XI HAS RETURNED

look who is back in the kitchen, I just put some water out for him.

I am so glad to see him

>>38463674
sounds like you could get some good green text stroies

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>>38463674
>some anon may end up helping you

>>38463674
no lad autism is a meme you'd be dealing with some major spackers

>>38463648
Yea hadn't thought of that tbf. I'm in Bristol where the average house costs 315k. It's mad

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>universal credit just went in
>5 pounds

HOW THE FUCK DO I BUY MINI CHICKEN KIEVS NOW I'M FUCKED

>>38463040
I get 30mg codeine on repeat prescription. Just tell your doctor you looked up sharply, like you realised a piano was going to drop on you, and it crunched and now every time you look up you get a stabbing, red hot pain shooting down your spine. If your doctor is extra nice you might get some diazepam too, pip pip!

>>38463686
It's ok Ebin I'd be gentle with you ;)

>>38463700
>>38463681
That's where the fun would be. Worst case their retard strength kicks in and I'd just have to subdue them

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>>38463655
Not at all, personal choice.

It's uni summer time and I have no job at the moment; all my social interactions are almost always after 3pm give or take a few days. So I sleep from ~7am till 3pm, then I am awake from 3pm till early morning.

>>38463214
Lrn2VPN

What's /britfeels/ favourite drink? Alcoholic or non-alcoholic, dun'd matter

>>38463833
It bru for non alcoholic, rum and coke for alcoholic.

Water for most important drink though.

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>>38463833
Eggnog, corona. tropical juice,
>tfw can't drink eggnog in company as it's a 'seasonal drink'
So delicious.

>>38463833
vanilla milkshake

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>>38463833
a lovely, thick hot chocolate

who >lightning stom here

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Look who's back lads

>>38463378
>live on country lane
>3 potholes per foot of road minimum
>council blokes come and draw white squares around one pothole every 6 feet seemingly at random
>go to B and Q and buy a big spray can of white primer, five quid
>draw boxes around all the potholes they missed
>roadwork blokes come a few days later and don't know any better, fill them all in

mfw

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>>38463908
Yea boi. I fucked up drawing my curtains so I get to see the flashes through this gap, but sod getting out of bed to fix it. Comfiest weather

>>38463966
what would you give to lick her bumhole?

ok lads i figured out a way to use a 40quid voucher for bella italia to bypass no takeaways.

>order table for 2
>order starters
>order 2x double decker burgers and a side to share
>eat starter, when mains arrive wait 3 mins then tell waiter something came up and just have the food bagged up


its the perfect plan!

i cant eat without watching shit in front of the pc anyway

>>38463982
any limb, an extended family member, quite a lot tbqh

>>38463862
Have you tried rum and ginger beer? Excellent stuff.

Went to a school mates funeral today. Hadn't seen him in about 2 years but when we were at school he was a good friend of mine.

Catching up with others there and meeting some in my year that I'd never spoken to made me wish I wish as I am now, back in sixth form. I'd have had more friends and gone out more if I had been.

>>38464004
>any limb

your willy?

Post comfy late night music lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DumfQagk9MM

who /lo-fi/ here? This one's an elaborate metaphor about staceys who get pumped and dumped by chad and come back for more while complaining about how badly they're treated. 90s Bill was redpilled

>>38463833
monster/any cheap energy drink depending who I'm with/how much I'll be judged and smirnoff for booze
dr pepper for normal

>>38463966
I smoked a spliff and watched it from the top of a hill

>didn't even manage to get struck by lightning

I am a failure at everything

>>38463678
Yay, he's back! He's got a very determined look on his face there lad, how thin is he and how's his coat looking?

>>38464028
I-is it long enough to count? Feelsgoodman

>>38464021
What got him?

>>38464021
how'd he die lad?

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>>38463756
Thanks for clarifying. No grogginess at night? Lately I've been getting up late, predictably after staying up. Though I should get some revision and self-learning done in all this extra time I have.

Hmm, I'm at the knife edge so to speak- college results coming out in a week and a bit. Consistently dreaming wacky stuff in cold anticipation.

I'm calling it a night anon. You must have a pretty gnarly image bank from the looks of things. No doubt I'll see them again on /britfeel/. Good luck with the job hunt.

>>38464051
I don't know lad haha, you'll have to post a picture for me to judge it haha

>>38463678
MY LONGEST YEAH BOIII EVER
it was so sad the story of him leaving lad. We were all routing for you!
>>38464069
l-lewd

>>38464052
>>38464053
had epilepsy and went into cardiac arrest during a fit

>>38464035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8gf4S-1iI

>>38463931
He looks like he needs a brush.
Hey, is it hot weather where you live?

>>38463947
thats fucking genius lad. did anybody come and check it after?

>>38464048

he still seems very thin, I put a large bowl of food out Thursday, and by Sunday it had virtually all gone, just put some water and food out for him now.

He looked terrible when he first arrived, but he's been grooming himself since and looks a bit tidier now.

>>38463908
It's been over me and now it's in the distance. Not sure what way it's moving. I like that there's constant flashes but there isn't much thunder

>>38464092

He's been grooming himself non stop since her arrived. It's pretty warm, no lightning unfortunately

>>38464120
Woops forgot to take off the trip haha

>>38464120
why wasn't there a britbrawl tonight?

kinda getting into this physical fitness lark
gives me something to be smug about

>>38464017
Not him, but you know what I like better mate? Jim Beam and ginger beer. Give it a shot, tastes fantastic. Only works with Jim Beam though, doesn't taste good with Jack Daniels, not sure why.

>>38463737
That works?
Everyime I mention pain they keep trying to give me some other shit which does fuck all

>>38463966
The one on the right looks like she has down's

>>38464045
Aw, sounds comfy though anon. I'm so fucking sweaty in bed that I'd kill to be outside watching the action.

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>>38464035
>lo-fi
I just love to sit here, pitch black except the screen, with something like tomppabeats playing. And that 24/7 lo-fi stream on Youtube.

>>38464060
Sometimes I feel a little groggy at around 4am-ish, but I'm generally a chilled person so it doesn't concern me.
Good luck with your exams results. As for me, I was never actively looking for a job at this moment as I have enough money to last me to at least the start of the October term.

Hopefully soon I'll be recognisable without the art. I'm just /britfeel/'s friendly nocturnal.

>>38464086
lol what an absolute lad

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>>38464183
That's because she does

>>38464105
I thought I was devious rather than a genius but either are good. Nobody checked but the whole road needs re-doing so as soon as there was a frost it knackered the patches. I'll do it again if they ever come back.

>>38464173

jusy buy drugs off of taylormade.

sure it wont be free as opposed to a neetshit like you getting free medication but its only like 20quid for a pack of 50.

>>38464164
I tried it with Lamb's Navy Rum, works quite well. I would not recommend with any spiced rum, the ginger beer is spice enough.

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>>38464200
>tfw so far gone I consider 5am an early night

tomorrow is the only day I wake up at a reasonable hour too (12pm). I woke up at 7pm though so it doesn't seem likely I'll fall asleep haha

>>38464151
Everyone said my topics were shite and I couldn't think of any good ones

>>38464249
How about getting a takeaway pizza vs. making your own for a fraction of the price?

>>38464268

fucking lolled at this one

Xi has gone for a wander around the house, he is currently sat in the hallway grooming himself

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>>38464245
What are you doing tomorrow Ebin? Going to your maths class?

>>38464249
Best county to go for a /nightwalk/

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>>38464245
Not a bad thing, night is nice. Your image would suggest you don't think this.
I was thinking of trying out one of these 'nightwalks' some other anons are talking about.
.

>>38464249

Sky vs Freeview

>>38464249

JSA vs Universal Credit

>>38464336
vs not paying a TV licence and pirating / using netflix

>>38464107
>>38464135
Glad he's chilled enough to groom in your presence, shows he trusts you. The reason I asked about the weather was because when it was hot recently I lost my cat. She usually sleeps on my bed with me but she wasn't there when I woke up. Hunted the whole house when I got up and she was nowhere to be found then she magically appeared on the lawn. Turns out she jumped out of my upstairs bedroom window onto next door's conservatory, it's too high for her to get down so I thought it was safe to leave the window open but she'd jumped up into my neighbour's bathroom window, gone through their house and used their cat flap (she's never seen one before in her life but she sussed it).
So, as Xi only seems to appear at night, when it's warm, he/she might be doing a similar escape as that is a very pretty cat to allow out at night.

Further to what other anons have said, take him to the vet and see if he's microchipped before you get your hopes up.

>>38464302
It's funny how Ebin has a foundation maths class he goes to.

Shows that this country hasn't sunk too far. And neither has Ebin himself, I suppose.

>>38464249
How about what are the best topics of threads?

>>38464309
Caithness

>>38464302
How do you tell if that post is Ebin's?

Ed Sheeran just ruined sex for me.

>Girl comes round to.watxh game of thrones and neck
>Neck a bit and then watch game of thrones.
>Ed Sheeran is in the episode
>Can't stop being annoyed by this
>Show ends, back.to necking
>Can't focus I'm too occupied with Ed being in Game of Thrones.

>>38464091
Nice. Bit spooky for me but some tunes are absolute bliss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAs2duUJpAk

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Say hello to britfeel, Xi.

>N-ni hao

>>38464418
My girlfriend is a massive fan of Ed Sheeran. Does my head in a bit. I suppose she has to put up with me being a massive fan of marijuana though, which is probably more inconvenient.

do girls not have feelings? a girl told me she "loved" me and we fucked a couple of times but we weren't really together. but now she's just acting like it never happened. it feels like a brick to the chest but she doesn't seem to care

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>>38464302
yes, I don't want to go fail basic maths while not talking to anyone and sitting uncomfortable while a chav opposite me outperforms me, its demeaning the say the least but at least i'm leaving the house so its a net positive haha

>>38464311
night is great, but I've been in this routine for 8 years now and its fucked me up. I hate the daytime and feel unnatural during it really, feel unwell tired and groggy if I wake up early usually

>>38464372
I'm the youngest who goes to it too, most people are over 35 and a lot of forigners. There was an eastern european milf there when I went on a busier afternoon. I haven't spoken to a single person there apart from a few phrases to the "tutour" so its really awkward now. Stuff like this is free and incentivised by the goverment for people like me

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>>38464413
I can recognise Ebin's posts quite well haha. Plus I know his naming scheme for his images, they being with a single letter (e.g. 'f' for feels, 'e' for ebina, 'p' for pepe) then a number

>>38464445
It's easy to feel like you love someone when you're fucking them. When you fuck someone else it breaks the illusion very fast.

>>38464173
It worked for me, I can't take aspirin or ibuprofen based stuff because asthma so after we'd exhausted the over the counter 8mg codeine/500mg Paracetamol malarkey they upped it to Zapain, 30mg/500mg for a bit and I was still complaining so now I get 30mg codeine and Tramadol.
The unironic thing is I don't get even slightly high off any of them, there's all the warnings about not driving (it's now a nick) but I wasn't even spaced out on morphine. Fuck my luck.
Oh, and I also get a metric fucktonne of Gabapentin, 168 every four weeks. That also doesn't get me high but it makes me slightly more focused on what I'm doing.

Graduated today boiiiiiis wasn't very lit, but realised relative to my court that my spaghetti is minor.

>>38464451
That's good lad. What's the end goal? Or is it just something to pass the time a bit?

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>>38464445
Sometimes I wonder if girls are another species, they can act so callous and seemingly lack any self-awareness of their hypocrisy. Maybe that's just normies in general though

>>38464220
post pics next time kek

>>38464501
I was supposed to graduate a few days ago but I messed it up didn't I. What's your degree in?

>>38464501
Well done lad, proud of you. What's next?

>>38464532
Comp Sci, hence the autism spectrum hitting maximum. You lad?

>>38464544
Time to find a job (I know it's a meme but I'd die of boredom on bennies). Currently doing takeaway deliver for a bit of dolla

>>38464524

No lad, It's just you.

>>38464505
I don't know, my mum took me in there on a whim after a hospital appoinment last year (with the urologist who wanted to cut my dick) and they suggested I do this. Its level 2 so GCSE C equivalent so I'll have at least something to put on a CV and should work for stuff that requires it. I got the certificate for english last week and its currently on the floor next to my cum stained t shirt.

I'd have probably quit doing it a few months ago, I'm not happy doing it but I may as well finish it now I started going. I wish I could just study it at home and only go to take the test but I'm too scared of talking and mentioning it to them so I just go in and do it.

>>38464557
Well done, I'm no good with computer shit but is that programming? Should be easy to find a job if you know your stuff

I was studying law

>>38464311
Do it anon, I tried it the other night and spooked a badger. They're big fuckers, I'm glad it ran off.

>>38464579
>I got the certificate for english last week and its currently on the floor next to my cum stained t shirt.

That post is a britfeel classic

Man this is a fucking BANGER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swqbfMh467A

>>38464311
>>38464609
Just back from a short nightwalk enjoying a whisky. An old routine I'm trying to get back into.

How many masturbates does ebin do a day?

>>38464432
K-kawaii desu ne!!!

>>38464600
Yeah basically, some theory shit but I like the programming (practical) side of things more. That's the plan!

Which area did you specialise?

>>38464432

>This cat is behind 'xi posting'

How deep does the rabbit hole go

>>38464432
Seeing my posts on someone else's monitor is a really surreal feeling

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>>38464614
since you liked my post i'll re-post my tshirt, it has another load on it since then though. Don't know whether to keep going or get a more discrete towel desu

>>38464669
why not use tissues

>>38464579
>he told his mum about his phimosis willy

>>38464663
Imagine you're sitting in a bar in New York and the TV is playing an advert you made. Or you walk past a shop in Cologne and there's a cardboard cut-out of a character you created. Very surreal.

>>38464663

I too have experienced this feel

care to take a pic of the post with xi the cat in, on your minitor?

>>38464684
cheaper and more efficient with my method tbqh lad, better for the environment too

It's quite sad when the tripfags turn off their trip so they can post about themselves because the conversation isn't focused on them.

>>38464639
I'm willing to bet at least 2
>tfw I only masturbate once every 4 days
They're always good cummies

>>38464708
That's a tough conversation to have.

>There's a problem with my willy mum
>Don't worry dear, I am sure you'll find a girl who doesn't care about size

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>>38464663

>tfw you see your britfeel name on ITV

>>38464710
Fuck off britnormie you smug git

>>38464710
Don't need to imagine lad.

legacy captcha is fucking fantastic. I can just navigate from the text ---> tab key ---> to the captcha ---> enter

>>38464740
That's hilarious lad. If only people knew what it was referring to. You should have gone the full whack and called yourself "HaroldShipmanAnon"
>>38464750
Sorry mate not trying to be smug, just thought it was a comparable feel.

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>>38464708
Thats not the worst part, since I didn't talk to the urologist he called her in to explain circumcision to her and what he was going to do and drew an explanation of it to her, there was also a young student doctor in there. She keeps asking why I didn't have the "operation" done too

>>38464714
I turned it off because I post too much that a trip becomes obnoxious

>>38464639
my libido isn't great and masturbation doesn't usually feel good, I do it once every 2-3 days

>>38464738
just wait till I try explain how it will satisfy a bulimic tranny

>>38464659
I took some modules in company and employment law, and some other shit. Thing is this year I never really went to uni lol, I only went to class for 1 out of 5 modules and that was just for the one term. Surprised I wasn't kicked out tbqh but I still might not pass anyway

If you have a 2:1 get yourself on a graduate scheme and you're set

>>38464780
that's adorable dear

>>38464820
>He actually paid to post on 4chan

"Come to bed anon" - A female

>>38464663
>had a pic of my ex blowing me
>we put it on a porn forum, wasn't a revenge thing
>guy sent a picture of himself cumming over her face in the picture he'd printed off
>didn't know what to think, still don't

It was lewd, which was nice, but I felt slightly cucked by it too.

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>>38464820
>pass user
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH

>>38464843
It was him who was the cuck though.

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>>38464820
That's not something to be proud of lad.

- Kev x

>>38464831
>He actually gave google free labour to post on 4chan

>>38464710
I'd think "fucking advert" and tune out like I do with any of them. I can't remember any adverts I've seen recently.

>>38464875
This is a good point. I probably spend around 5 minutes a day just solving capchas. Even at minimum wage I'd be better off buying a pass.