>want to get into running
>don't want to look like a retard in public
what the fuck is a man to do
You only look like a retard if the buns don't come with the burgers, faggot.
>>38453041
looking like a retard is part of life. look on the bright side, no matter what you do you won't look like as massive a retard as I did this morning running on a highschool football field because I was too stupid to find the track
If you can find a lengthy and open enough space with rarely anyone dropping by, just run in place there.
Get drunk before going for a run. Time will pass faster too
For under $200 you can buy a used treadmill on Craigslist and exercise in the comfort of your own air conditioned home while watching anime. Ree
>>38453041
If you run with confidence and pride, no one will look at you weirdly. Always remember that people don't live out their daily lives to criticize random joggers. Except for kids, fuck those little shits
>>38453041
No one really notices, especially if you have some athletic gear on.
Try justifying it to yourself like
>May look like a retard to random passersby I'll never see again
>Worse to be looking chubby/fat/out of shape to potential gf