Mandatory credit card checks to view porn

Only porn sites based in the UK. It's like Brits totally want to destroy their country, first Brexit, now this. Porn sites from UK will just move elsewhere to Europe.

i'd like to see them try to force foreign based sites to comply

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>>38453025

>put tax up on food and alchohol so only the upper class can affored it, pop and chocolate and whisky will soon be a luxuary only the elites have
>reduce portion sizes so you can't enjoy something nice with a spouse or family
>ban movies books
>put laws on free speach so if you end up critizing policys you are in trouble
>get told you are basically cattle and thats why your
replacements are coming in droves


this island is a shit hole and I have to pay 500 a month to rent and 120 for the council to live on what turned out to be a fucking council estate

this isnt living, I want to get a camper van and save money to leave

>>38453120
>destroy their country
>by getting rid of local porn
>99% of porn is american and japanese
what

>>38453152
>>38453158

>>38453158

porn acts banned in uk

>Spanking
>Caning
>Aggressive whipping
>Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
>Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
>Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
>Role-playing as non-adults
>Physical restraint
>Humiliation
>Female ejaculation
>Strangulation
>Facesitting
>Fisting

I hope this doesn't apply to 2D porn.

>>38453200

you could be arrested for looking at mlp rule 34

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>>38453025
>viewing normie porn
top kek my friend.

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>>38453210
>mfw imagining elite government agents skimming through my history and seeing all the gay furry porn

>>38453025
britfags are human garbage, but this shouldn't affect anybody. you can watch porn either way and probably should have other things to worry about if you're under 18.

>>38453194
Literally no fun allowed top zozzle

>>38453194
so again, how does the relatively small local porn industry collapsing, and thus no longer contributing a meagre amount of tax destroy the country

>>38453244

well your isp can sell web data noew, so companys already know

>>38453247
It's not about being under 18 though, it's the fact that anybody 18+ will have to give out their credit card details and set themselves up for a leak all for the sake of watching some free 2-minute long cumshot video. Same thing will probably apply to all kinds of NSFW websites and they'll all have your credit card information.

>>38453243
we can only hope it doesn't apply to 2D and fetish sites that slip under their radar

>>38453025
>>38453152
>Old moralfags still voting Conservative
Seriously. Check the polls and CON is always hovering around 40% in spite of shit legislation like this being passed.

Too many old pieces of shit caring about the fucking porn people watch when it doesn't fucking affect them.

>>38453387
The thing is, every time we've had a Labour government, it's been shit. I mean, I want to support Labour, but every time they've been voted in the last 20 years, they've always fucked it up real bad.

>>38453424
At least they won't pull draconian shit in terms of social rights like the Tories do. Obviously they pander to the oldfags with "muh degeneracy" to maintain their vote; meanwhile, Labour has no such base to do so.

But of course, FPTP & two-party system so you have to vote against CON in your constituency if you want them out. And that normally involves voting LAB (or whatever).

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dogging is the only good british porn

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>Tfw most spied on nation in the world

>>38453387
YOU HAD A CHANCE TO FIX IT WITH AV BUT YOU STILL VOTED TORY BECAUSE DURR SHE NEEDS A NEW HOSPITAL HE NEEDS A NEW VEST

AV IS SHIT BUT AT LEAST IT'S MARGINALLY LESS SHIT THAN FPTP

>>38453025
If only this would go into effect worldwide we could finally get all the underage fags off this site.

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>>38453194
>water sports are illegal
>scat is legal

Hmm...

>>38453671
>kids steal the parents credit card
>wouldn't notice because no actual charge is made

>>38453676
no it is, thats a list ofthings that were recently banned

>>38453121
its through their ISP services.
user #823-a-21 wants to view some knackers on knockers on ye olde pornhub? you'll have to prove your age through some sort of page before the provider will even let you enter the site.

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>b-based Tories!
>mummy may!
I fucking hate /pol/

>>38453025
>porn, alcohol and fags
It's like they're trying to end fun.

Fuck sake mummy may.

>>38453752
they already tried to do it that way years ago and failed because it's massively easy to circumvent and targets more 'innocent' sites than does porn

>>38453757

labour does the same shit but calls you racist

the all get a hardon for controll

I wouldn't be supprised if its illegal to own a dog in 20 years

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>>38453676
>Old stuck-up high-ranked bitches & heads of lobbies make up list of what they don't like (aka "degenerate")
>Manage to get it applied to porn nationwide

I'd be sorry for them if it wasn't already both infuriating and hilarious. I'm really glad i've heard about all that shit, i had planned to go working in the UK.

>>38453194
I'm sure the Muslims will be more permissive on that once they take over

Yet another reminder that we finally will be free of these idiots trying to make everything fun illegal.

t. EU

>>38453815
you realise it's only a ban on production?

>>38453620
Idk if you're talking about me senpai, but I did vote for AV... Did my complaining about FPTP not give it away?

I totally agree with you that AV is still shit but certainly less shit than FPTP. If only the Lib Dems were more hardline on STV with the Tories, and actually ran a good campaign on voting reform. But of course, having the Tories agree to a deal with STV is impossible since it would destroy the advantage they have.

In summary, fuck FPTP and the Tories that benefit from it.

>>38453676
They want the German audience

>people over 18 without a CC cant watch porn

this feels so much more like a muslim country now, trying to ban porn and shit

kinda interested to see how it pans out. this is what happens when you give people equal rights and let them do as they please.

they come up with the dumbest shit you can ever think of and because there are billions of people on this planet, there is bound to be a group of like minded people

enjoy getting cuck by your equal female :^)

>>38453194
>>Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

people should start using vibrator to stab and kill people with it so it gets banned and all the camwhores in the UK can't use it anymore hahaahahaha ingenius plan

>>38453120
what porn site is based in the UK?

>>38453025
good. Porn is degenerate anyway

this is all simply a scheme by porn companies
>millions of horny guys dont want to give creidt card details away
>vpn and shitty pornsites are trash
>oh how convenient major porn companies are having a sale on yearly passes
>millions of horny males buy a lifetime subscription to brazzers
if I ever need to enter CC details for free porn id say fuck that and go pay for proper porn

>>38453928
id spend on a whore instead

You can still wank off to titty magazines.

Meanwhile, in good ol' Germany, I can choose to have my 40 % income tax + 5 % solidarity tax be used to fund Jamal's bastard kids, or take a tax cut for taking care of my wife's son.

>>38453961
>implying you pay taxes, NEET

Plus you can go to a legal brothel in Germany.

>govt worried that underage kids are watching porn
>at 16 i was jerking to tentacle shit on newgrounds

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>>38453960

add an s whore and remove the w

>>38453025
i'm 19 and don't have a credit card. does this mean i can no longer watch porn, even though im 18+?

>>38453025
just start downloading and stop streaming like savages

Are the Brits just on a path to V for Vendetta.

>>38454006
>government being parents because real parents are too fucking lazy/stupd then complain the government aren't helping them.

>tfw you let your kid at 8 have an ipad and not expect him to be watching porn.
back in my day we had to go out to the park and find the scuzz books in the bushes.

>>38454006
>16

I must have been at most 11 when I first found the Starfire animation

literally all they'd be doing is making it so the only porn you can find is shit like that

This place is so fucking cucked
at 16 you can
>join the armed forces and die
>have sex
>get married with parents consent
>have children

but you cannot view porn until 18 lolwhat.jpeg

>>38454063
>finding playboys in the paper recycling dumpster behind the school
>finding parents VHS stash
>cybering in aol chat rooms

the list goes on

>>38454041

yes, poor people don't deserve porn. get a job so you can get a CC and contribute to your gov tax and you can watch porn

neets btfo

>>38453025

No. I've saved 25k pornos and half a million hentai and drawn images.

I've been laughed at for doing it here, but who has a huge spank bank when shit goes down? Me. I do.

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>>38454041
According to all the articles; They're going to instigate an act where you need to prove you're 18+, with a credit card as Id, just to access the site in the first place. Not entirely sure which sites this is going to apply to, it's not clear yet. Even though you're 19, without a credit card you won't get to watch porn.

>>38454092
>16 you can
>>join the armed forces and die
no you can join the army at 16 but you're not allowed on combat deployment until 18

>>38453120
Go away Martin Schulz

3D porn is shit, literally watching whores fake orgasm while getting ploughed by chads with huge dicks. Go read dojinshi instead.

>>38454092
>at 16 you can
>>join the armed forces and die
Stop pushing this fucking meme. You have to be 18 to be deployed.

>>38453120
Brexit was saving our country you helpless neet. Second to that whilst i disagree with banning it, british porn is mostly atrociously rough chavs with bargain bin boob jobs and tattoos of the names of their stillbirthed children getting ass fucked by some black guy.

>>38453757
/pol/ hates may you redditor

>>38454282
>let's import more muslim immigrants
>we're losing free access to the European market
>all our exports will get tariffs

Sure, Brexit saved your country.

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Degenerates BTFO once again.
Feels good that someone in the west is acutally advocating traditional values.

>more frequent terror attacks
>better ban porn
gj guys

>>38453120
>>38454282
>>38453158
>>38453121
The ban will most likely affect all major porn sites, not just British ones. It may be going through the ISP services, in which case all NSFW sites could be banned nationwide.

Get a VPN problem solved

If the country goes 100% cuck and bans VPNS, rent a VPS

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>>38453194
worth noting this is just production in the uk, it can still be viewed legally.

retarded as fuck tho, i live here

Hi Mrs. May!

>>38454305
> several eu countries predicted to be native minority soon after mass influx of muslims, who will soon have free schengen movement
> EU has minimum immigration requirements
> directly funds programs and educational systems promoting multi-national pro-immigration beliefs
> EU prohibits trade deals with better partners world wide
> exports get tariffs to the EU, trade is cheaper world over instead

Also you might want to keep your pronouns consistent, you may just out yourself as a remainer student.

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>>38453025
just lol, UK is going right down the shitter. Queen should just dissolve Parliament already.

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>Its everyone in london is a greedy episode

>>38454322
Porn has been around since man first figured out he could fap. Ancient Egyptians have porn murals on the papyrus and pyramid walls. Porn mags were sold in Victorian England, and that included anal shots, by the way.

>>38454406
The richest in london aren't the brits though, far far from it. Further i've lived in london most of my life, in a rich area and years ago i moved away to the north. I would never move back, money isn't nearly as important as demographic composition.

>>38454421
Heroin has been around since man first figured out he could extract it. Ancient chinese had wars of it. Opium was sold in victorian england, and that included intravenous, by the way.

Oh wow, you convinced me about degeneracy!

>>38453025
you can access pizza one click away from google how the fuck are they supposed to enforce this

>>38454358
Literally all of those are /pol/ tier talking points and not reality. Try reading the news sometime. You especially need to be a special kind of retard if you think UK will get better trade deals out of this.

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>>38453025
>>38453194
>>38453614
>>38453757
Britfags, why haven't you put the Conservatives under the guillotine yet? When is enough going to be enough for you?

>>38454479
ip zone bans

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>>38454294
a majority of /pol/ voted may because she's right wing and epic and Corbin is a lefty cuck

at least that was the usual consensus in brit/pol/

>>38454485
Good refutation, hard to see how you lost the vote when you put it like that.

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>>38454489
i voted labour though

the Tory infection is even reaching Scotland now as a pushback to the SNP, I dunno what's going on anymore

>>38454489
It's the perpetual fear of letting any of the far worse parties in. We choose the knife that's at least plunging slower into us.

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>>38454465
It's not about convincing you of 'degeneracy,' you're just being a brainlet and believing the 'traditional values' meme. Porn is traditional.

>>38454497
Because there wasn't much choice, labour are anti-white muslims, greens are BBC fetishizing women, lib dems are teenagers and UKIP is a total mess.

There is no decent party.

>>38454322
>duh genuwucy
Where the fuck do you think you are, dipshit? You're literally one click away from seeing giantess futas get raped by tentacle monsters. I don't understand you /pol/tards.

Watching the UK fall apart, it's like a waking nightmare. I always think we have it bad in the states with blumbf but then your government comes up with new and creative ways to top it somehow.

>>38454560
IT WAS HER TURN!!!!!!
*shakes*

>>38454489

greens are mental
labour are incompetent and will blame critisims on racism
lib dems had a good platform then went mental like the greens
ukip is all over the lace but good for smaller issues
cons are basically labour but out of touch and have more educated members

If you think cons are bad wait till labour gets back

>>38454516
>EU gets fast-tracked trade deal with Japan thanks to Trump and Brexit
>UK won't be able to profit from it

>>38453855
Still doesn't change the fact that it's a ban based on "moral" grounds, meaning it's pretty much arbitrary.

>>38454555
Not him but being close and within easy access to degeneracy yet still rejecting it is what being decent is. Strength of character.

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>>38454055
They're only doing it ironically, don't worry

>>38454595
> one country
Japan was never of any interest, lets see about australia, india, china, russia, the US, SE asia.

>>38454560
I dunno, from this side of the pond (Britbong) I look at America and see
>literally elected a reality TV star to run your country
>still struggling with gay marriage laws in some states
>passing retarded bills like anti-net neutrality

To be honest, I think you're winning in the retard olympics right now. I can live with the UK taking silver.

>>38454604
If he had any "strength of character" he wouldn't fucking be here. He would be out exercising or reading or something, not wasting his time on an anime imageboard.

>>38454611
When universities have become nothing more than political education centres, government funding is primarily used for surveillance, policing and then bloated housing and health budgets for immigrants, it's no wonder we won't get any scientific future that we might have hoped for.

>>38454636
You realize lots of people here are /fit/ and have great jobs? It's not even an anime site anymore.

>>38454631
> still struggling with gay marriage laws in some states
Stop giving our nation a bad name you fucking loser posting from your oxford brookes dorm room

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>>38453321
>companys already know
>companys already know
>companys already know
>companys already know

>>38454628
They are considering pulling out all their car factories, you know.

>>38454744
Strange, we also heard that exact same thing before the vote from companies, leftists, EU nationals, celebrities and politicians yet they're all still here.

It can't be that people are trying to artificially change the british people's interests could it? No way, that would be crazy.

>>38454657
>You realize lots of Muslims live in England, right? It's not even a germanic country anymore.
Nice argument, faggoli. You're also on the autism board, nobody cares about /fit/izens here.

>>38453025
>r9k
>current year
>not having a porn collection on your PC
I don't see what's the problem.

>>38454810
England isn't a germanic country and never was, it's vastly ethnically celtic or norman.

>>38454799
You also heard from Brexiters that you would get 350mil per month to NHS. Where's that money?

And you're still taking in more immigrants than ever.

>>38454199
How the fuck are drawings of fake sexual scenarios, portrayed by imaginary characters, any better than what you describe?

>>38454856
not him but it does more for the imagination

>>38454853
No we weren't, we were illustrated what the money spent with the EU would amount to. Stop reading the guardian, no money was ever promised directly to the NHS.

However i actually work in the nhs and the president of the RCS repeatedly stated how good brexit would be for the nhs. So i'm not too worried about it.

As for taking immigrants, of course that's still a huge issue, all wrongs were never going to be righted in a day. Our government isn't strong armed into doing the EU's wishes, they are ideologically aligned and we need to change them too.

>>38454636
I'm only here to laugh at fags like you going apoplectic because someone said you can't watch a large African man sodamising a teenage boy dressed up as a little girl whenever you feel lonely.

>>38454322
why do nazis go on about cuckoldry and but get off to the idea of having their personal liberties stripped of them and being bossed around by men in suits

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>>38454479
What do you mean by pizza?

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>>38454892
Really toasts my crumpets

>>38454953
> what is illustrative
The EU budget was converted into spending for several different areas, police numbers, schools, nhs in order to convey just how much money we were sending abroad. This was hugely clear to all except those who just get clickbait from the guardian.

Further to this you do realize we haven't left yet? So we are still paying the EU, weird that you didnt seem to be aware of the actual leaving process.

>>38454834
Google germanic and then come back, brainlet.
>Angles

if compulsory ID, expect to see an influx in Tor or i2p downloads.

>>38454951
i mean CHILEAN TOMOGRAPHIC

>Such restrictions include the "four-finger rule", for instance, which limits the number of digits that can be placed into any orifice while on video.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/porn-websites-sites-pages-videos-internet-adult-uk-digital-economy-bill-a7433551.html

>>38455024
>Tor
Do people actually use Tor to browse the surface web?

>>38454985
Where are the posters that say Let's give our Police/Schools 350 million?
Why doesn't the poster say 'some of' the 350mil?

>>38455041
yep. some search engines index both .onion and clearnet results (ahmia.fi, duckduckgo, etc)

>>38453025
>tfw over 18
>Don't have a credit card

Do they accept debit cards? Or is this another conspiracy to funnel more money into the banks?

>>38455052
> what is illustrative
There were interviews and posters with the different figures. Again, you might have to not use the guardian and facebook to find them. A slight amount of investigative spirit might change your whole world view.

>>38455111
You can get debit cards when you're like 12 so they can't be used as proof of age

>>38455111
I don't know for certain, but I'm pretty sure you can get a debit card somewhere between 12-16 in the UK, so it'll probably be just credit cards because you need to be 18 or over to get them.

Dear Mrs May,

I don't want my 9 and 13 year olds looking at porn either, so you know what we do?

Either my wife or I monitor them when they're online

Signed, UKanon

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>>38455130
>>38455141
Fucking tories, I hope you tory voters are fucking proud.
Dickheads.

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>>38453025
might help me quit desu

>>38453321
>so companys already know
this explains why no one wants to hire me

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>>38455034
Whhha-t

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>>38453329
I just use a fake credit card with a phony address.

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Is He /Our Guy/?
Originally Original

>>38454489
the only other choices are openly communist SJWs (labour), spineless cucks (lib dem), or one of the smaller parties which has barely any seats (and most of them are just as bad)

>>38453752
LMAO


they need to have their Porn Licenses in order

>Knock knock
>GOLLY YA LISTEN HERE NO M8 WE GONNA NEEDTA SEE YO PORN LICENSE YA BLOODY BOOGAH

>>38455679
>Well imajun mah shock

>>38455668
oh and Labour has lots of Islamists, forgot about those

>>38455737
>Islamists are more leanient on porn that the "white" tories

Kek.
Tories are imposing Sharia.

We need a New Left in the UK. Jonathan pie should lead it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cft52h89roU

>>38454526
Old moralfags.

>>38453194
Is this even real bois? I just can't believe it.

>>38454173
>>38454218
You can die in training, and the British army have had teens die from bullying and "accidents" in their teens

>B-but they can't deploy!!

Fuck off

>>38456482
Everything in this thread is real and original

>>38454657
/fit/ is the same as /r9k/. The only difference is that the virgins over there have muscles.

>>38454340
This anon is correct. Any non comlpiant site will be blocked on the ISP level. Letting the government tell ISPs to block stuff is definitely not good. Also, would you trust a sketchy porn site with your credit card info?
>but muh protecting the children
This shit and terrorism is so easy for politicians to leverage. It's why England is going to hell in a handbasket.

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England is a lost cause at this point. Should've got out while you still had the chance before brexit. It's now easier for an Arab Muslim to run away to Germany and Scandinavia because 'muh refugees' than it is for a white, blonde, blue eyed British man. Congratulations.

>>38453194
>Female ejaculation
Hahaha wtf brits

>>38456031
This guy is passionate

>>38453194
>>Spanking
>>Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
>>Physical restraint
>>Humiliation
>>Female ejaculation
>>Facesitting

But.. these are nice.

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>Yfw rape rates grow as soon as this happens

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>>38454636
>He would be out exercising or reading
I do both. Now fuck off.

>what's a torrent

You slowfags amaze me. Maybe if you quit porn you'd have some logical thoughts though

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Possession of Loli has always been pretty much synonymous with cheese pizza in the UK