Autistic shit you did / confession

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So /r9k/ time to share the pinnacle of my autism
> be in 6th grade or something
> boring class as always
> suddenly I feel the pressure in my rectum
> have to shit really really bad
> teacher won't fucking turn around (we had to ask to go to toilet)
> mfw
> I get up and say "I have to go to the toilet" while leaving the room
> go out of classroom, close door
> Floodgates open immediately
> mfw nearest toilet is still a bit away
> run there while shitting
> in the toilet take off my underwear
> put the semi squished turn into the toilet
> underwear dirty as fuck
> I clean my ass, put on trousers without underwear
> clean underwear in sink
> it stinks like fucking hell
> hear door opening
> mfw I'm standing there with underwear and half dilluted shit in it
> It's a cleaner lady, she seems to think and then leave w/o opening the door
> I go into the school's basement (noone ever goes there)
> There's a small hatch, I don't know what for
> open it, put shit underwear in it
> noone will ever know
> normal school day but feel guilty and humiliated
> noone notices a difference because autist
>close.jpg
> After classes ( we had to stay longer as others in a kind of daycare program)
> go into basement
> get shit underwear
> stillwet.wemb
>go up stairs, paranoid as fuck
>hear someone
> freak out, put underwear into backpack on the floor
> mfw it's not mine, just looked like mine
> mfw the dude who I heard knows me and talks to me
> mfw I can't find an excuse and need to leave with him
> mfw when I come back ~30 mins later the backpack is gone

Some poor kid found shit stained underwear in his backpack together with all of his school stuff, most likely all of his stuff was smelling like shit as well

Never heard of anything again, so he didn't tell anyone


What retarded shit did you guys do ?