>tfw you realize you're only 6 years away from being a wizard

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>2 years from being a wizard
>might die from cardiac arrest anytime soon

I'm 30 and lost my virginity. Actually had sex.

>>38448383
Get out normie!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
origami salami senpai

>>38448315

Congrats! What's your secret?

>>38448945
Genetic mutation

>>38448951

Sorry about that? How do you feel? Content or not?

>>38448970
I feel disappointed, I wanted to make it past 30. Totally not content.

I'm only 4 months away from wizard status :-)

>tfw youre less than 2 months from being a wizard

its a weird feel

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>>38448290
7 years to go for me.
I already accepted my fate. Stopped porn, fuck these roasties, I'm not giving them any attention. Once you realize you just need to cum to erase any need for female company, life becomes much more rewarding.

>>38448290
I'll be three years away this weekend.

>>38448984
Don't worry mate, no point getting sour over something that was rigged from the start. Aortic aneurysm here, don't be regretful over moments you won't have, but enjoy the ones you are having. Life span doesn't mean much when you realise that there is no future, only right now. Don't make it so when you reach the right now that'll be the last you'll be crying for that imaginary future.

>>38448996
Me too nigga, we made it.

>tfw you've been a wizard for 3 years and your magical powers have yet to appear

>>38449581
That hand job you got from that slut in school caught up with you.