What are my chances of reincarnating as a cute japanese girl

Zero. Reincarnation and the afterlife as a whole is a meme. You're stuck in that body.

>>38446115
not very good, everyone wants to be reborn japanese and the japanese aren't making very many babies.

>>38446141
So wrong I don't know where to begin. All I'll say is, I was definitely incarnated into the wrong body, and am looking to get out.

Keep your body in good health until we reach the singularity. Then we can transfer your brain into the synthetic body of any lab-made qt you want.

>>38446218
Then kys you spiritual fool

Lets see..

An hero
>Chance of becoming qt jap girl: uncertain%

Move to Japan and become qt trap
>Chance of becoming a qt jap girl: 100%

>>38446115
>define cute japanese girl
>count cute japanese girls of current time or whole timeline
>divide this value by current or overall count of humans
>...
>PROFIT

12, if you dress as a Chinese cartoon woman and attack a mall with dual wielded nambus.