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>try to get GF
>fail
>give and and decide to go full weeb
>starts to cosplay
>in a event one day doing an Anbu member version of naruto (pic related)
>alone because no friends
>cosplay competition starts
>i'm in line, behind the most beautiful girl i've ever seen
>she's cosplaying
>whatever, i have relinquished my carnal desires
>ignores
>event ends
>go home
3 days later
>random call on my phone
>pick up
>"y-yes?"
>"FINALLY! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TALK TO YOU FOR A FUCKLOAD OF TIME!"
>"wha?"
>"you cosplayed anbu member naruto at that anime event right?"
>"my friend was really into you, so i set out to work my part-time cupid job!"
>"anyway, if you're free tomorrow she'd love to meet up"
>agrees because too shocked to think straight
>arrive at meet up place
>both there
>her friend (the one who called me) is a total fucking slut
>but the girl
>that girl was something else
>everytime i looked into her eyes i got lost, hypnotized by her beauty
>slut friend says "well i'll leave you 2 to it now, don't go too crazy!"
>we just stare as she runs off
>thank god my lust pushed me enough to surpass my autism and talk to her
>discouver she's not only my perfect girl in body, but in hobbies and interests
>we're both KHHV 22yo
>proceed to have a date of sorts
>felt like i knew her for years
>day ends, slut comes to pick her up
>they go away, but she turns to me one more time and shouts
>"ANON! TODAY WAS REALLY FUN! LETS GO OUT AGAIN SOMETIME!"
>that fucking smile
>fell for the love meme
what the fuck lads, i thought women were supposed to be heartless creatures here only to torment men
a-am i chad?
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>>38446011
this is my dream, I got to make this kind of thing happen to me some how
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There's no way this story is real.
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>>38446068
i'm in shock anon, i fucking know how bullshit it sounds but jesus fucking christ
can i really be happy? is this fucking serious?
i don't know how to react to this
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how did this person get your number, how did they know they called the right person
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That's a shitton of greentext to read, but if you look good in cosplay, you're chad. You're a fallen (and now revived) normie, not an ascended beta.
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>>38446160
apparently said slut friend was in a group who wasn't cosplaying, and one of the fucker knew me since we were kids
sold me out the cunt, tl;dr he went on asking my number to anyone who could know me
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>>38446108
Just go with it, I would never deny a free opportunity given to you in life.
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>>38446011
well if this is bullshit fuck you anon. if not then just go for it lad, youre close to making it out so just make sure you dont sperg out. and why the fuck is this making me so happy? i dont want sex or nothing like that. i just want someone to hold...
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well well well, it seems the tables have turned...
i'm off to more normie things, but i'll never forget the nights i spent on this got forsaken place
hope y'all make it.
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>>38446247
This, go for it. Don't throw away a godsent opportunity. Relax and enjoy your time with her.
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>>38446011
>stories that a schizo weeb think happened, the thread
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>>38446108
This is where Chad advice actually is valid, take it easy, be yourself and relax.
And yes, having a random chick lust after you to the point of stalking and doxing you is about as chad as it fucking gets
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Fuck off shill, I'm not buying tickets to your con
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>>38447332
You deserved trips my man.
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