>hotbox car
>get pulled over
>hide weed in armrest cupholder thing in backseat
>hold cologne button down to rid the smell
>cop walks up
>Anon.. why does it smell like cologne? You haven't been lighten Doobies, right?
>N-no sir
>I think I smell some doobies sir I'm going to search
>Ok
>looks everywhere except in backseat cupholder
>Okay sir you can leave
Feels good man
>>38444180
>get drunk in space shuttle
>open the airlock to go outside
>forget to put on space suit first
>die.
>Get high in train bathroom
>Forget how to open the door
I had to pretend it was jammed and get someone waiting outside to call the porter.
>>38444180
smell is not enough justification to search you moron, you could have just refused it. but this is prob fake anyway
>have nothing incriminating
>get pulled over
>cop walks up
>asks to search car
>doesn't find anything incriminating
Who here /good citizen/?
>>38444436
>smell is not enough justification to search you moron
Are you on crack
Weed is probable cause you idiot
>>38444585
>let cops search your car whenever they want
Second-class beta detected
>Be black
>Get killed by trigger happy cops
>>38444180
>driving half buzzed on the highway home from uni
>3 hour drive
>have to poop so drop one in my big gulp cup just finished
>coils right to the top
>good consistency but finished off a bit watery
>cop pulls me over but only looks at my license, runs it and lets me go quickly
>drive off
>throw poop gulp cup at kids cycling a few blocks from my home
who /stealth pooper/ here?