"Champ, we've been through this before: It's time

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>>38443915
Who could have imagined that forced memes became the only OC 4chan produced?

>>38443915
o-okay, can you repeat your advice o-one more time?

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>>38444292
"Sure, Champ. You never be too careful. Just show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. It's that simple."

B-but the doctor said not to be on my feet for two weeks. I can barely walk, how I am supposed to work stock?

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>>38444422
"Excuses are for quitters, son, and I didn't raise a quitter. Now you march back in there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and lift some crates. It's called 'hard work' for a reason."

maybe if you didn't get your degree in feminist tap dance theory, you wouldn't have to make these threads every day.

>>38444455
YOU LIED TO ME, DAD. YOU SAID IT WAS SAFER LIFTING WITH YOUR BACK. YOU TRAINED ME WRONG AS A JOKE, DIDN'T YOU?

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>>38444499
Lift the crate, Shinji.

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>>38444497
"Champ, you can either sit there and make excuses -- or you can man up and take the initiative. And the best way to do that is to show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. It's that simple, Champ."