ITT the most autistic shit you've ever witnessed

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>years ago
>high school
>friends house
>friend playing vidya and eating funions
>big ass labrador wants some
>friend tells it to fuck off
>dog gets behind
>puts him in a fucking headlock
>takes him down and steals the chips
>runs out
>friend furious
>frank west barrel rolls down stairs
>finds dog in kitchen
>half way done with chips
>friend loses his shit
>starts dealing hooks to dog
>dog unfazed
>dog starts mauling him
>blood and bits of flesh over tiles
>dog starts stomping on him like a scared horse
>look of no remorse on its face
>take friend to er
>gets stitched up
>blames neighborhood strays