What's your excuse for not having a gf when Tinder exists?

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i'm too busy watching k-on

>>38430647
Those apps are made so as many women as possible can get dicked by the chads which aren't that easy to find. A short and ugly male can't get anything there, just like in real life unless he enjoys getting his confidence crushed even further. I have had women match me only to make fun of me when i talk to them.

>>38430683
Didn't you say you have never tried tinder? Or that you never got matches? You can't even keep track of all the things you make up.

>>38430647
Crippling social anxiety that prevents me from even making a profile due to hyper analyzing what I would say in the description

>>38430683
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

How pathetic. Thank God i'm not you.

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>>38430698
>You can't even keep track of all the things you make up.

That's right you got me. In reality i bang a new model every few days, pic related is my gf right now.

>>38430754
Stop thinking about doing things, and actually do them.

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>>38430774
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>>38430754
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>>38430683
guys just watch k-on instead it will make you feel good

>>38430647
You need money to do things. That and seeing some of the "successful" chats is honestly sickening.

I rejection will only send me into more depression and the app will give me major anxiety and I will feel more hideous than I thought I was. Also, it's fucked up that girls I know will see it and cringe at me for wanting to get some.

And that's why I used grindr and did some gay shit, I'm more straight than gay. But straight life is so much harder and the competition is so fierce that autists like me just can't compete.

I just try not to think about females or relationships because that seems so unrealistic.

AND I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME IF I HAVE A GF!!! WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVEN ASK SUCH QUESTIONS?

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>>38430794
>>38430805
guys stop worrying about real women
accept 2d into your hearts

>>38430647
My phone is too shitty for tinder. And bluestacks refuses to work.

>>38430809
I'm going back to my roots, I'm a 28 year old /fit/zen with autism. Now I'm just gonna start anime and jack of to hentai instead of 3d womyn, fuck a real life. When the sex bots come we will all make it.

I can't even fantasies about me fucking women, only other guys. I don't want to be a faggot cuck so I'd rather not have a sex drive, it's also going away btw which is good. Because having a sex drive you can't use is mental torture.

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Because
1. I'm not a Chad
2. I'm not into the kind of girl that gets a tattoo
3. I'm not looking to support some roastie single mother's child she had with the Chad mentioned earlier

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>>38430833
>>38430851
>these fags still care about 3d women

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LARPing as a Chad on Tinder is way funner than video games

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>>38430664
stop spamming your mentally ill nonsense you autist

you are sick in the head

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>>38430926
>stop spamming your mentally ill nonsense you autist
>you are sick in the head
no u

>>38430918
LARPing as a hot roastie is even better.

Never knew how easy it was until literal 10/10 alpha males started chatting me up.

>>38430647
I'm ugly.

calle modelorama

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>>38430945
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>>38430918
guys just accept 2d into your heart
it's that easy

>>38430968
keep bumping the thread you autist

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>>38430986
I will!
everyone deserves to know about the greatness of 2D

How would I tell them I'm 5'4? Do I put it in my already ugly profile and get 0 matches or do I tell a rare match in a conversation and have them immediately unmatch me?

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>>38431140
you don't use tinder
instead you embrace 2D

>>38431140
You put in a good picture of yourself and they won't ask.

>>38431175
Okay but how will I deal with the devastation of hypothetically meeting up and get laugh at my height?

Post more keions

>>38431218
Don't be an insecure beta about it and it won't matter.

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>>38431226
>Post more keions
yes boss

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>tfw one match a month
>tfw that "match" always just doesn't want to talk no idea why they matched me in the first place

>>38430647
I am a 23 year old quasi friendless neet that doesn't have social media and can't drive

>>38430647
too lazy to look for one. even if I had a gf, she'd get bored of me quickly


fapping is much easier tb h fa m

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>>38431238
look at those smoll hands

>>38430787
This is "just get a job lel" tier advice. I need a baseline of experience before I feel comfortable doing something. Tinder is hard to start because deep down I'm still in denial of the fact that I'm a loser that can't talk to girls. I'd almost rather stay single than endure the shame.

>>38430647
Tinder costs money

>>38430647
It requires a kikebook account.

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>>38430647
I tried Tinder for over a year on the side while I operated a PoF account. Tinder only matched me with a hog that had nothing of substance to say and 8 bots. The "cool down time" is also a fucking stupid gimmick that just cripples 3/10 guys like myself that rely solely on what they say to attract women.
Traditional dating sites like PoF are superior because you can pump through hundreds of girls giving each one some snide remark about their profile description and many will reply back simply to defend their honor at the very least. That's how I got dates, and that's how I got gfs.
PoF actually rewards you for being persistent (which is how it works in real life; talk to enough girls and eventually one will like you). Tinder however just punishes you for being persistent and outright prevents that kind of behavior. It only rewards you if you're extremely attractive and will get matches for basically every girl you say yes to.

tldr; Tinder will work for you if you're decently attractive at the very least. PoF is your only hope if you are extremely unphotogenic or just anything below average in looks.

All the girls on there are generic unattractive whores. But I guess it makes sense that there wouldn't be any nice cute girls on a fuck app.

>>38431164
Where is my 2D tinder senpai?