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>step out of shower
>dry off, look on mirror
>i am a big guy, but i look good today
>scoop a crab apple sized dollop of pomade from the jar
>slick my thinning hair back
>put on gold necklace i bought at the thrift store
>wife beater, hawian shirt, cordaroy shorts
>no big deal
>got invited to a party by a work friend
>have not gone out in quite some time
>43, but my friends at work think i am 30
>arrive at party
>realize it is actually a work meeting
>should have known, considering the party is at the building where i work
>boss asks me if i am ok
>"wha-why do you think i am not ok?"
>he rolls his eyes and turns to the group
>so nervous, feel like i have to piss
>go to bathroom, nothing will come out
>coworker walks in and stands next to my urinal
>force out some drops
>walk out, look down, huge piss drop on my tan shorts
>leave the building, head to my car
>shaking my head and screaming to myself, ashamed at how i acted
>look up and see my boss outside my open window, he asks if i am ok
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>go home and tell son that all he needs is a firm handshake
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>>38427703
>pull up to house after driving circles until the time a party would end
>"how was the party, sweet heart?"
>"good, played some cards and really connected with some of the guys, they invited me to the fantasy football too"
>"thats great, i am proud of you" she says
>"i have a few work things to do, write some emails and fix some spread sheets, goodnight"
>head downstairs
>watch alex jones videos from 2003 until 4 am on my 8 year old toshiba laptop
>i can hear my adult son is playing civilization 3 in his room
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>>38427644
Damn I liked this a lot. Where'd you come up with this
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