Hey Robots i'm new here, how do I become a robot?!
>>38417879
You try your best to install gentoo in your uterus
are you a virgin?
do you have a gf?
how old are you?
how much do you weigh?
how tall are you?
do you have any diagnosed mental illnesses?
do you have a job?
>>38417879
Do you have a fetish? Get one (I recommend giantess). Do you have a gf? Lose her. Do you have a job? Either become a NEET or make sure your job is absolutely dead end and miserable. Do you have friends? Not anymore, you don't.