It's September 11th, 2001, 8:46 AM - Lower Manhattan, New

>>38417582
>What do you do?

Get the fuck out of there. Number of people managed to get down from the top floors in time to avoid death desu

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>>38417582
Stop playing this on my windows 98 computer and start playing it in real life, in reverse.

>>38417582
It's over at that point, I'm a dead man

lie on the floor and accept my fate

>>38417582
well the north tower was hit first and if i could see the plane its already to late so i guess stay where i am to avoid dying from the impact and after run towards the roof door which would be locked maybe there is something in the kitchen i could use to break it open , if i did get it open i would hope for helicopter

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>>38417607
all of the elevators and stairs were severed on the first tower. nobody at the impact zone or above made it. they literally all died, like 1,400 people

only FOUR people made it out of the second tower above the impact zone, and that's only because one of the staircases happened to be in tact and they JUST happened to have checked and JUST happened to keep going down when everyone else was going up to try and help people on the top floors.

You were unbelievably lucky if you were in either towers at or above the impacted floors and survived.

apparently bin laden just wanted the planes to hit and destroy the floors they hit and above. he didn't expect the towers to fall at all.

TL;DR you were 100% fucked in this scenario OP is placing you in. >>38417793 would have been your only 1 in 1,000,000 chance and even then, no helicopters would go that close

>>38417820
i think if i could break the lock and reach the roof and they saw a bunch of us its possible they could have attempted a rescue

Assume I missed the memo.
Activate my emergency tefillin.
Transmuting my body into dollars.
Wire exchange myself to the nearest synagogue.

>>38417820
actually looking at the pictures the south tower was the one that a recuse could have been possible the north tower was completely covered in smoke

>>38417582
Teleport out of the building.

>>38417820
Yeah, the government did the rest of the work for them to get a CB to "liberate" Iraq's oil.

maybe there are ways you could protect yourself against the impact of being inside the crumbling tower without running down the stairs. get inside a fridge/safe or something.

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Step 1: Find a table or some debris or something large enough for you to ride on

Step 2: Jump out of the tower while riding the object you grabbed

Step 3: Continue to ride the object as you are falling from the tower

Step 3: This is the hardest part and your timing is critical: moments before impact with the ground, jump off of the object you have been riding

If you timed it right, you will land safely just as if you had jumped from a position only a few feet from the ground! Science rules!

Play Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out on my laptop at full volume, then jump out the window naked while holding it

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>>38418091
>Step 1
>Step 2
>Step 3
>Step 3

>>38418091
lol i remeber I actually used to believe this kind of thing

>>38418091
i'm pretty sure people actually tried this. same with using their clothes as parachutes.

a guy tried to fucking slide down the columns of the tower and just slipped after 10 seconds and fell the rest of the way.

>>38417655
Icy Tower was my shit!

>>38417582
9/11 never even happened the towers and those planes were holograms projected by the kikes controlling manhatten

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>>38417582
>107th floor of the World Trade Center

How high up is that?

My arm chair response as a skydiver would be to attempt to jump and track towards the water and attempt to enter the water on my back near the boat.

But the reality is that if a plane hit I would wait and see if the structure of the building would hold to attempt exiting through the building.

>>38418458
>How high up is that?
107 stories.

Your spine would turn to dust on the water and you'd skip like a rock.

>>38418458
i'm pretty sure that floor was like 1,300 feet high.

>>38418571
How high up is that?
>107 stories.
>stories

kek im not familiar with that unit of measurement.
How many stories in a meter?

>>38418660
Approximately 107 floors

>>38418627
>1,300 feet high

Yeah, no. I wouldn't even make the water lol.

They should have base rigs for everyone working in high rise towers, some might survive.

>>38418458
>How high up is that?
a quarter of a mile. you were fucked from the beginning.

>>38417582
If I had an office job that high up in a building i'd at least learn how to base jump once or twice and i'd have an emergency pack under my desk.

it's pretty fucked to think that not a single person there had a parachute. there is no way they would not have survived, and that would have been fucking bad ass being that guy that jumped off the tower at like the 107th floor after it got hit by a fucking jet plane and parachuted down 1,300 feet. That would be such a fucking ridiculous experience, you'd probably think it was a dream.

i wonder if tall buildings have parachutes on the high floors now because of this.

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>>38417582
I have an intense fear of heights. If my job required me to work in a big skyscraper, I would likely have made enough money to afford a small parachute for those once-in-a-lifetime kind of emergencies.

Being someone in a high-stress job and good health care I would likely be one of millions of Americans overprescribed narcotics, valium in this case, for stress and anxiety. I would immediately take a small handful, and wait for my coworkers to inevitably try to descend the staircase. Being anxious in a high-stress situation has amplified my senses and I am now acutely aware of minor details, like which direction the smoke is billowing from the now-burning tower.

Then, I would throw my chair through the window of the building in the direction the wind is blowing, and quickly equip my parachute while nobody is looking. Once my pills have kicked in, and the floor starts to rumble, I jump and pull the cord about a second later. The wind at that altitude would carry me away from the burning tower. Hopefully, in the direction of the water, but even if I land on the roof of another building, it will be a success.

For the next few months I will be in intensive therapy fully funded by my employer in order to get more valium (to get high and mooch, not for actual anxiety now), as well as receiving a massive settlement from a lawsuit stemming from this incident. With the assistance of my pills, I will make the rounds on every morning talk show, reliving the "horror" of my trauma.

Eventually, when the benefits have run out, I'll have a book published. I'll then sell the rights of the book to a movie studio, who cut me a small royalty for their feature film "Survivor: Falling from the World Trade Center" and continue doing talk shows and interviews.

>>38417582
kill myself by going directly in the fire

>>38417582
>>38419096
OP and this anon should write a 9/11 fanfic

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>>38417582
I took the day off and am across the bay, watching the towers with binoculars.

>>38419392
about 400 jews died in the towers.

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>>38419553
Way to fucking ruin our scapegoat now who are we suppose to blame for our terrorist attacks??!!

>>38417582
I'd break the window with a chair and use my parachute. no other way out really.

>>38419096
This is very good.
I feel like this could also happen to me.
And I will just know that when the shock in the mind of my collegues settled, they would remember the time I told my secretary to purchase two parachutes for in my office. We all laught and joked about it, because I admit that at the time, I found it hillariously unlikely I ever would ever use it. But now that the building is in flames, they realised what a mistake they made. We always made sure that each of us understood that we had to fight for ourselves. No freebies. No hand outs. So they perfectly well understood that when everything seemed hopeless, I was long gone. "No hard feelings, alright?"

You people are too fucking fat to run your asses down those flights of stairs on the 107th floor.

>>38420193
I'm not fat. I'm pretty

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>>38417582
I feel bad for my friend's dad, he worked near the World Trade Center and had to run for his life. He couldn't take the trains or subways home to Long Island so he had to walk.

He walked for 9 hours. There were no cell phones so they didn't know what happened. He has permanent lung damage from the debris and gets vertigo easily. He can't even sit in movie theatres that have stadium seating.

>>38420399
why didn't he just get a cab

>>38417856
That's what people tried to do, but the helos didn't pick them up because the smoke was too heavy. Hundreds of people died on the rooftops trying to signal the rescue that you so "ingeniously" came up with

>>38418222
Dude only slipped because he was reaching for something in his pocket

>>38420399
I hear a lot of stories about 9/11 survivors and those who helped clean up the debris at ground zero developing serious lung cancer. It's ironic because the mayor said it was totally harmless to inhale all those debris fumes. How retarded is that

>>38420517
he was holding onto some rope he made so that he could lower himself onto the side and get a good grip, but he slipped off the rope and fell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci0t_8--T38

>>38420517
>>38420557
here is a better video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUubjli0QP8

the fucking bee gees how deep is your love is playing while this shit is happening, how ridiculous is that

>>38417582
Now if I ever work or live in a building like that I would probably keep a parachute with me, although I also want to try base jumping because it looks fun. Its not really a great solution considering that base jumping is far and away more likely to get you killed than something like 9/11 or the London fire.

all of these idiots ITT saying they'd keep a parachute don't even consider the fact that nobody thought something like this would happen. nobody in a million years would have thought someone was going to fly an airbus into the fucking tower and make it un-evacuate-able. a parachute? come on.

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>>38417582
>What do you do?
a flip

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>me
>at work
who writes this stuff, really?

>>38417582
Jump off and die, that's what I deserved for being a macfag

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>>38422253
nobody said you were at work. people went to that restaurant all of the time.

>>38422012
Why do you always gotta ruin my dreams, dad! I-I hate you! jk daddy pls gibbe me cummys

>>38417582
>Floors 93-99

Ominous...

>>38422281
I thought only wagecucks died. This whole ordeal is pretty sad actually.

>>38422290
w-why is that ominous

>>38422348
P-please K-k-kill yourself faggot

>>38420493
literally no one was on the roof of either building when they collapsed

>>38420493
Was it really a GTA moment on 9/11?

>>38420493
nobody ever got to the rooftops. there is loads of video from helicopters going over the roofs to see if anyone is there.

>>38418014
probably would've ended up smashed by the tons of ruble, or just cooked on the inside from the heat

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>>38417582
>immediately run to the stairs
>see crowd of people freaking out that the stairs are destroyed
>fuckthis.jpg
>run through the smoke
>burns my eyes, i can't breathe and pretty sure i've lost two layers of skin within the first four flights
>fall through gap
>god knows how far down
>finally land
>ohgodthepain.doc
>somehow survive the fall
>drag my broken body a little further
>thermite charges go off and the entire building collapses on top of me
>mfw

>>38422854
>>thermite charges

>>38417820
this dude really saved this from reddit lol

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>>38417820
>He said Bin Laden

>>38422012
But fires and earthquakes happen all the time. It's not a stretch to have one in case of a regular emergency.

Rush into the kitchen eat as much as I can before I die.

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>>38417820
>Bin Laden did this

it's been how many years and you still haven't figured it out yet?

>>38418114

it's 2001. Towers would fall before you could download that off napster.

>>38417582

> instinctively open up /pol/
> "GUYS IT'S HAPPENING TURN ON CNN"

>>38417655
holy fucking shit dude i havent thought about icy tower in SO long. legendary post

>>38423220
You'd have to make 4chan first.

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Easy, I'd use my Stand to erase time and fall to the ground, safe and sound.