Post some of the worst things you did while jerking off
>>38416920
OP here, I start. For six months I was doing cum tributes every night on selfies of my colleague, selfies I've stolen from her phone.
i have two stories
>be me
>trying to suck my own cock
>in some crazy fucking yoga position
>after 20 minutes of trying to force hips into my face, I have no luck
>put on some futa porn
>start jacking off
>decide it would be incredibly hot if a futa nutted in my face
>nut on my own fucking face
>immediately regret it
another
>family is on vaction
>have to sleep in same bed as my mom
>get horny and decide to jerk off literally right next to my mom
>I'm sure she was awake and fully aware of what was going on the whole time
I have several more but they aren't as crazy as they are fucked up
>>38416920
Came on my tummy and then fingered the cum into my boihole
fisted myself with a brush
i regret it
>>38417041
Yeah your mother was obviously aware. I wonder what she might have been thinking all that time
I've licked the shower and bathroom floor in a hotel, fantasizing that a man was telling me to or making me lick up his cum.
>>38416920
had the load of my life and came buckets over my belly, neck and face. i felt like a dirty whore after it.
I onced edged for six hours and cumblasted so much semen I had to change my sheets.
>>38416920
Nothing too degenerate but i once came so hard i had tinnitus for a few seconds after.