Dating Rules >If you want to get laid $40.00 Spending Limits

>3 dates

I'm out after the 1st if I don't get sum fuk

>>38416016
>>38416100
>Dating to get laid
Tip top fucking kek lads

>>38416100
Dis nigga know what up. OP, you're a complete retard if you think sex is worth going on three whole dates.

Also, no very rarely means no. Unless you're completely autistic, you shouldn't have too much trouble differentiating the various kinds of "no"s.

>>38416016
>$120 dollars for sex
I'd rather get a hooker or 2

>>38416273

>dating at all

>>38416275
This. In fact, "yes" means "no" more often than no.

Rule Zero:
Ask someone for a date, hope it's not a pitty date.

Three date limit.
Ugh. I don't think I would be comfortable touching someone after only 3 dates.
It's been 6 years since the last thing I could call a date.
I've hung out with a few women since, and got drunk with an ex and got laid, but dating is awful.

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>>38416016
>If you're not laid by the third date? Get out.
Why?

With current girlfriend, I think I got laid 28 dates later, by which time we went on more than 3 dates.

>>38416016
>Don't spend more than $40 on a date.
I support this in general, but never follow it, and have gotten laid by at least three women I spent nearly $100 with.

>>38417417
>the more you spend the more likely they are to put out... but the less likely they are to do so because they actually like you.

>>38416016
>implying anyone who frequents this site will ever have a date