>be me
>former robot, but learned how to become normie
>walk up to qt girl in bar
>speaking to her, she looks happy, going well
>"how tall are you, anon?"
>nigga u looking right at me
>"I'm 5'11"
>She pulls a wierd face
>"oh I didn't know you were short, I kinda only date guys over 6'
>wtf bitch, 5'11 is like average fucking height and you're really worried about one fucking inch? and you were totally fine until I gave you that pointless number
Why are girls so dumb?
>>38411213
Today, on our episode of things that never happened......
Next time I'm gonna tell her I'm 9'15
and maybe she'll just suck me off there and then
>>38411237
..is it really hard to believe?
>>38411213
>walk up to qt girl in bar
Thats where the story stops being logical, because noone WALKS to the qt, the qt walks to you
>>38411213
I'm 6'2 and I falsified my driver's licence to say 5'11 so I could mess with women and manlets.
>Be me
>5'2"
>Want to die
halp guise wat do?