>tfw internet politics harmed you more than porn ever could
>porn gave you a couple weird turn-ons
>politics, drama, and assorted interpersonal bullshit turned you into a paranoid recluse with a grudge list a gig long, who obsessively checks major websites for evidence of shit he hates and obsessively devotes himself to chronicling goings-on of literally no IRL significance, because otherwise he won't know what's happening
>you would literally have been better off in a furry anime IRC channel or something than having ever being introduced to 4chan or anything like it
>tfw you didn't end up an autist OR a normie and now you're in hell