>Mom saw me naked because I'm retarded and forgot to

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>forgot to close the bathroom door

can't wait for everyone here to convince OP his mom wants to fuck and read a thread in a week like "help I tried to fuck my mom and now she's sending me to therapy what do I do."

Just another fine day on /r9k/

>>38393037
>>38393097
Dude all I'm saying is a pity blowjob might not be too far-fetched, could totally be on her mind rn

She was just shocked to see it, nothing deeper than that

>>38393037
casually ask mom if she saw something. then asks if she could help you with it

Your mom wants to fuck. She looked worried because she was questioning whether or not she's a bad mother.

>>38393113
>>38393168
These guys are on to something OP, you should probably go ahead and do it

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>Give her the ol' firm handshake and see where it goes son.

>>38393037
post a pic and we'll decide

>>38393208
>handshake faggot confirmed cuck

>>38393037
How did she look? Can you post a picture of her expression?

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Guys I'm not fucking my mom but I was worried something wrong happened.
I know it's awkward to see relatives naked like that but she really made a weird face.

>>38393220
I'm pretty meh in size. I'm uncut but only 5.2"

>>38393250
She's not hot or anything it's quite far from the incest fantasies from 4chan.
Chubby old lady that looks like the average teacher in some kindergarten.

If you want an anime version of her it's that chubby mom from the super hero anime.

Anyways, she looked with a mix of horror and pity I can't stop thinking about what she thought when it happened.
Like "maybe this is why he's a virgin" or something.

>>38393615
show how she looked her face expression you fucker

>>38393659
How can I even show that?

Anyways she put the pack of her hand in her mouth kinda covering it and had her eyebrows up with her eyes kinda wide open.
Then she told me to close the door so this doesn't happen more.

>>38393615
"5.2"
Sorry Anon, you didn't have what mom was expecting.

>>38393695
lol sounds like she liked your dick desu she actually took the time to look at it so im pretty sure she likes your dick. usually if someone catches you nude they'll quickly turn away fast but i bet she likes your dick. do it again

>>38393695
Did you have a stiffie or even a bit of a chubby going?

You must fuck youre mother

>>38393615
She looks like Deku's mom? You need to fuck her right now, buddy.

>>38393705
It's not like I want my mom to want to fuck me dude.
I am super self conscious about my size though, I don't even make the bare "average" since it's 5.3" right.

>>38393759
I had washed it a couple of mins before she burst open in the bathroom and it was probably 33% or so, not even chubby to any standards.

>>38393839
if she took more then 10 seconds to look at your dick she probably wants to suck it or fuck it.

>>38393858
Nah dude it was like half that time max, what worries me is that she didn't make eye contact with me all that time, it was just the weird expression while looking at me then giving me a sermon for not closing the door which after that she went out as fast as when she came in and didn't talk about that ever again.

>>38393937
yeah right she wants t suck your dick seriously she looked at your dick for that long is pretty telling

post pics of mom. also since she didn't leave right away she like your penis

maybe it was just a long time since she's seen a dick, maybe she's setting up a gangbang with DeAndre and Lurone and that nigga Gk'wanngwamzgi with the 13" cock as we speak