Whatsup fellow virgin robots, today I paid a girl off craigslist

>>38387562
>I paid a girl off craigslist a 100 dollars to take a snapchat pic with me in bed

i'm sorry you had to do that

Look rich and popular.
Wear a suit and have at least one well dressed girl beside you.

for $20 more you could have got a hooker off of backpage, hell for a hundred or so more you could have got a good looking hooker.

why didnt you just fork out a bit more and just [ay for actual sex?

those girls arent attracted to you after seeing your snapchat, theyre trying to figure out which girl was dumb enough to go anywhere near your autistic ass.

>>38387614
I want to have sex for the validation, not for the pumping itself, in which case I would've gone down the street (i live in amsterdam)

So you wanna spend another $100 to do it again?

>>38388158
Don't know, if it's worth it

so post the picture faggot

>>38388375
I can't risk having anyone that I know see it here

Well thats pretty sad
Ori

>>38387598
>wear a suit
>in university
>girls like a guy in a suit
>a guy in university wearing a suit
Someone getting married or buried, anon? Holy shit. A suit without an occasion is tryhard mode times ten.

>>38388712
Yeah it's not natural.

kek pretty sick

>>38387562
Thats some solid dedication right there

>>38387562
Why don't you start eating well and working out so you can originally actually be attractive to girls?

I've seen a lot of dudes go out of there way to take selfies with random hot girls they meet, even if they don't know them at all, and then put the pics on social media. So they got a bunch of pictures of themselves with hot girls like they really got it like that, but its all a lie. Pretty clever if you ask me. Women are very strange to me, its like they cannot vet a guy on their own they need their entire gender to validate him, or at least all her friends. For us guys, if we found a girl attractive and no other guys did we would be the happiest fucker on the planet.

>>38390556
True. I used to do the selfie thing too, but selfies are actually very unnatural and try hard if you're the one posting it on your instagram. I cringe thinking back about it. You have to be way more subtle

>>38387562
>today I paid a girl off craigslist a 100 dollars to take a snapchat pic with me in bed
I got a blowjob for a pack of smokes.
NICE ONE BETA BUCKS.
You are why women are they way they are.
They only ask so they can get cash off you.

>>38390517
why doesn't everyone do this? why isn't everyone making 6 figures? i don't get it.
why aren't we all perfect?

>>38390699
Watching you diet and doing regular exercise isn't "being perfect" nobody is saying look like Jason Mamoa just be in fucking decent shape. For normal people this is maintenance and the absolute bottom level for life. You wouldn't drive your car without changing the oil. You wouldn't run your computer without ever cleaning out the dust from the fans and filters. Why the fuck would you not maintain your body and expect people to admire it?

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>>38390788
oh fuck off

i'm 22, 6'4, 155lb, i can barely do 10 push ups with questionable form towards the end

if you look at 14 year old who have never lifted (soccer players) there's kids who have six packs and v tapers who can do 10 pull ups (i can't even do half) who have never lifted weights, maybe done push ups at (insert sport) practice but definitely have never lifted weights

push ups are an endurance exercise you don't get stronger unless you add weight. this kids have never lifted weights and they probably have more muscle than me

why do these little fucking chads have genes that allow muscle growth from fucking cardio (running, push ups)? it's literally so unfair

makes me want to explode every time i see someone say "just eat more" as if it's that easy, and the most infuriating part is to these fucking chads having god genes is completely normal and they expect everyone else to be able to pack on 40lbs in a year by eating more pizza

i fucking hate you normies

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>>38387562

Start by not posting sideways pics, ever

>>38390993
WAHH anyone who tells me to be accountable for my own life and work is a normie. I don't have perfect genes either I'm 6'1 and was 130 for a long time. It's not easy at is for others but you force yourself to eat, count your calories, do your exercise just like any other fucking job. I'm tired of your robots crying that life is unfair but not doing anything to improve your situation. You compete literally welfare queen liberals with the amount of entitlement you have.

>>38391168
i haven't heard of a welfare that gives me free muscles?

>>38391188
You aren't entitled to things you don't work for that's the point. It doesn't matter if it was easier for someone else it doesn't make you entitled to it. If you want it WORK FOR IT.

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>>38387562
>I paid a girl off craigslist a 100 dollars to take a snapchat pic with me in bed,


Holy shit that's the most pathetic thing Ive heard in a while

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>>38391299
chad didn't have to work for his muscles, in fact, he ENJOYS "working out" which means he didn't suffer one bit, and you're telling me i'm going to have to eat healthy veggies like a bunny for 10 years to maybe look good one day unless my genes cuck me and i look average at best after lifting for two hours 5 days a week for 10 years

>>38391384
Donald Trump Jr didn't have to work for his fortune either. Does that mean you're entitled to his money? FUCK NO that's obviously socialist BS. If you want money you have to go work. It's the same with literally everything.

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>>38387562
Thanks for sharing. I needed a laugh.

>>38387740
What school you go to? I'm also in Amsterdam...

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>>38391339
Really, between all the trap fuckers and animal "lovers", this is the most pathetic shit you heard in a while here?

>>38391465
that's completely different

anyone can get rich, you just work hard

low responders don't gain ANY muscle while high responders gain 4x as much as average lifters in the same time

looks>money>brain

you could be stephen hawking and no one will like you if you aren't hot

>>38391526
Actually I live in groningen, but I said amsterdam because it's more relatable. I do go out often in amsterdam.

>>38387614
>for $20 more you could have got a hooker off of backpage, hell for a hundred or so more you could have got a good looking hooker.
This. OP is a fag who doesn't manage money properly.

>>38388712
>tfw I wear a tailored 600 dollar suit to Uni every day in the winter.

Is this autism? I live in Florida so it's too hot to wear a suit in any other season. I really like suits.

>>38391772
>tailored suit
>600$

you're lying or it's complete shit

>>38391772
You should not be wearing a suit to university.
>>38391823
You can get a Calvin suit plus tailoring for like $400. It's entry-level, but it's a tailored suit.

>>38391944
I meant to say $400 plus tailoring.

>>38391944
if prices were like that where i live i would wear suits to uni

>>38392381
http://www.calvinklein.us/en/mens-suits-sale

It's the suit every high school kid wears to prom. Feels like plastic and hangs like shit, but you can get last year's on clearance for like $400-450 and professional tailoring in the Midwest for a suit isn't more than $150 as long as the clothier comes close. I have a Dior from the 90s that's sharp as fuck I bought in a thrift shop for $10, and a black Armani (emporio, not exchange) that I got in NYC for $300 at the men's designer resale between 2nd and 3rd Ave in Manhattan, ask for Gary.

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>>38387562
Get arrested, take a mugshot and look like this, then the daughters of multimillionaire businessmen will invite you to frolic on their yachts and take you to exclusive, high end restaurants and clubs.

>>38390993
Is he gonna eat that whole pizza by himself? Damn son

>>38391544
Not that anon but
Those anons have a psychological problem and are mentally ill. This guy as far as we know is just a beta male cuck

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>>38390993
>i'm 22, 6'4, 155lb i can barely do 10 push ups

when I was 22, i couldn't even do 5 pushups. I'm now 27 and bench 3 pl8s, however I'm 5'6''. My man, you got this. I struggled with the bar and got laughed at in the gym. I kept going and going and stuck with a plan. I got stronger and stronger. it's possible anon, you are tall and can put on much more muscle than I could.

You know you want it, you already tried doing pushups and wish for greater physical ability. all you have to do now is lift. You don't even have to eat much, just start. Stop looking at the ripped or big guys in the gym, do you and the gainz will follow anon. Trust me. use that feeling of inadequacy,put it behind you and let it push your further. you will get stronger, you will look better,and you will not regret it.

>>38393799
do you get all sorts of laid now?

>>38393895
I got laid twice since i got fit. I was 24 khv and now I'm not. I'm sure you could probably get much more if you're 6'4''. Now i train to look like a DBZ character, teen gohan because that's my goal and it has been for years