>Yo anon, come over and sit down and have some pizza with me

a-are you naked, chad-sama????

>>38379715
I'm good...I don't eat cheese. What you got in the fridge?

>>38379715
Alright just this once, buff mixture of Tucker Carlson and Mark Zuckerberg

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>okay, I'll just start the diet tomorrow.

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>>38379715
You call that a 'za? Don't talk to me ever again.

>>38379890
CHAD gets to eat WHATEVER he wants while YOU NIMBLE on veggies

>>38380052
*nibble
I want to eat my worries away too

>>38379995
That's just tomato soup

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>>38380067
It's an authentic italian pizza, i.e. a real pizza.

No thank you, your homosexual trickery doesn't work on me, Chad.

Is it bad that I would be ok with his sexual advances if I was allowed the whole pizza? I'm not fatbastard, I just really like pizza.

Are there barbies in the room? Am I high? ...Ken gtfo. Ordered a pizza. Pizza delivery guy leave! NOW! IF YOU DON'T GTFO NOW I WILL CALL YOUR MANGER! Oh god..

>>38379715
Why can't I be skinny plus eat pizza

All I am interested in is that pizza. Ken doll is doing nothing for me.

>No dick popping through the pizza

Bonus points if steaming hot pizza

>>38379715
Eww, I hate ham on pizza. Got any chicken nuggets?

>>38380314
I like my pizza just like my women.
>without ranch dressing

>>38380263
You can, you just have to work out a fuck ton. Very few people actually have high metabolism. For the majority of people who look like the guy in this pic, they would eat that pizza, and then go work out for like 6 hours the next day.

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ahaa totally fuckin gnarly bro hell yeah man let's eat dude. wanna take some fat bong rips?

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>>38379715
>Chad eats pizza
>robots starve themselves to fit their fat asses into girl panties

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>>38380420
No one works out for 6 hours lmao anon you're silly. You should only spent an hour or two in the gym at the most.

>>38381392
Tfw no bros to smoke weed with