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Hey champ, I think you're really talented guy. I've seen what you been doing on the computer there, and I'm just blown away by how good you are on the computer. And so... you know what? I got a job for you. You're coming with me, you're hired! I got an opening for you at my firm, and how's this, starting salary; $200,000/m. What do you think about that? Listen champ I need ya on my team, I've seen what you can do on the computer!
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Hell yeah dad! Here's my resume, with good eye contact and a firm handshake.
I want the job, Dad.
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*smiles and firmly shakes hand while maintaining eye contact* Yes sir! I can't wait to put my talents to use, I'll make an excellent addition to the workforce!
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>>38378311
my dad actually thinks I'm good with computers
it doesn't help that I have a CS degree
it doesn't help that I try to help him out all the time
it doesn't help that I keep all my own desktops
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>>38378311
I knew that Khan academy Excel course would pay off.
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sometimes you just gotta dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE
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>>38378311
Gee dad I told you! Shitposting was going to get me far somehow.
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