Femanons, why don't you have a body like this? Do you wish

I didn't win the genetic lottery oregano

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>>38373895
All they gotta do is work out. Right? Just quit the soda and drink water. Eat healthier and work out.

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>>38373895
i would kill to look like that but im not a femanon

I'm getting close to that. I just wish hormones would make my breasts bigger faster

>>38374079
post pics now!
there is only a finite amount of second in your life

Not too bothered really. I'd take perky tits but then I am 26. Shits gonna drop anyway

>>38374995
Show us what you got and we'll rate it.
Also, will you be my gf?

>why don't you have a body like this?
Because I'm a lazy piece of shit
>Do you wish your body looked like this?
Sexual attention freaks me out, I think if I could have any body I'd have a tiny little body with incredible sprinting and gymnastic ability so I could run and hide from anything, or shimmy through stuff to break into places- "urban explorer" style

>>38375069
I don't want a rating. I'm fine with my body mostly

>>38373895
I wouldn't mind looking like her, but with natural tits instead of implants. Of course she is also sticking her ass out to make it look bigger so she's pretty fake in the ass department, too.

>>38373895
bones and fat distribution

id take a no strings to some strings trade

>>38375132
Oh those are implants.. I now care even less

>>38375090
At least show us what your feet look like...geez

Already there except for tits. I thought about fakes but having to get surgery every 10 years sounds stupid when guys like tiny tits too.

>>38375165
They look like feet desu

>>38375132
Something fat girls say because they can't "stick their ass out" from the slide of backfat.

>>38375220
You don't know very much about selfies, do you?

>why aren't you overweight?
Because I value my body, quality of life, health and respect myself.

>>38375220
Why is every girl here automatically fat and jealous tho. Sure I would take her body but while I'm not fat, I can appreciate she looks good. I'm not willing to work my ass off for something nobody notices anyway. I'm no Instagram model

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>>38375288
>overweight
If she's overweight then I love me some fat chicks

>>38375296
She doesn't work her ass off, she does a moderate amount of exercise and eats healthy, no more no less.

Its that attitude like getting off of your ass or watching what you consume is such a burden that's disgusting.

And vie simply noticed the complaint if girls "sticking their asses out" come from larger women that can't because their torso simply cannot stretch in a pleasing way that makes their booty pop. Just like skinny bitches complain that girls with flabby 50 inch chests push their flapjacks together and use angles when they're just mad guys want more cushion.
The stereotype goes both ways.

>>38375199
Yes but I need a...uh.. visual representation for later

Because I don't work out and don't have genes for a naturally thick ass.

>>38375370
What? hahaha. Fat girls stick their asses out to make them seem bigger, too. You probably have never noticed because no one points that shit out to you on a regular basis. Besides, it's obvious in OP's pic that she is sticking her ass out. Look at how she is standing. She's not standing straight; why are you in denial?

>>38375370
I do a moderate amount of exercise and I don't eat badly. Stop reaching. and I don't look that way. It's quite obviously something she works at and considers important if she's taking nude pictures. I don't give many fucks about my body beyond not being overweight. Because literally nobody else does.

And i never said it but she is sticking her ass out. Anyone can do that. It's amazing what the right poses can do for a body

>>38375389
That's ok desu we still love you.

>>38375337
No one recognizes overweight anymore. She's clearly in the BMI 25-30 range. Even with the thick legs the ass looks fake and her arms are chub, so she gained weight so they could lipo it out her mid section and into her ass plus implants. She basically went from normal (medically) overweight to looking sculpted. This is my guess, maybe she's just natural that thin in the stomach and not everywhere else.

But it's cool if people are attracted to that. I just wouldn't do that to myself. Not to mention the amount of harassment this body would get from black guys.

>>38375288
>implying that's overweight
yeah alright.

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>>38373895
>sockless low top converse


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *SNIFF SNIFF* YES INDEED....MMmmMM *SNIFF*

>>38375462
Ok this one sounds like a salty fatty or skelly. I retract my earlier statement

>>38375433
She's not standing terribly disjointed for a humans posture, it's a standard pose and I already said fat girls are mad because their slide of backfat makes it not nearly as effective, not that they don't try.

If lifting a leg is considered mind bending body altering id hate to see your reaction when she bends over.

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who /sticc/ here?

>>38375480
Woah calm down anon. You're getting a little too excited, plus you've got a boner right now that's sticking out.

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>>38375472
>>38375500
I'm not insulting her body's appearance, it could be natural but looks suspicious and that's still fine. That thickness though is literally overweight, and to answer the OP question, I'm not willing to negatively impact my health to have her body.

Because i didnt grow boobs or an ass and i cant afford all that plastic surgery because im in school also im underweight but i have x kind of legs and i dont think surgery can fix that

>>38375452
Not who you're responding to but if you eat healthy and work out for five hours a week that body is perfectly obtainable with fair genetics. She is not a body builder, just in shape and standing with her hips rolled-- a very natural position.

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Because I'm a skinny chestlet with the body of a teenage boy. Not that I particularly care.

>>38375452
What do you consider a moderate amount of exercise, how many calories do you eat and what are the nutrition ratios? Since youre making everything about you, go on then.

>>38375530
i what yeah thats autism

>>38375653
I don't count my calories because I don't give a fuck. I know what I weigh and I know I'm not overweight. Why should I care any further than that.

>>38375389
Are you white? Are you single?

>>38375678
So yeah, you have no fucking idea what youre talking about. Good to know.

>>38373895
I wish I had a body thinner than that. That's why. I'm actually pretty similar to that pic.

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>>38373895
shit genetics and low estrogen

subhumans must be prevented from breeding

>>38375698
post nationality

she looks amazing! i just don't care enough to get skinny, and it'll probably make my boobs sag if i do.

>>38375698
Post them or i'll get my mod friend to ban you

>>38375697
I never claimed I did m8. I'm just an average person overall. No need to get spergy over fitness and make assumptions over the fucking internet.

>>38375678
"I exercise moderately and eat well"
" As long as I'm not fat who cares"

People that care about themselves and are intelligent enough to devote a small fraction of the day on their health.

>>38375731
I care enough that I'm not unhealthy. Like most people I have other concerns than going to the gym and counting every calorie

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>why don't you have a body like this?
Don't have big tits, curves, long hair, a tan, or shit taste in footwear.

>Do you wish your body looked like this?
Not really desu, being androgynous is the most effay.

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>>38375731
>People that care about themselves and are intelligent enough to devote a small fraction of the day on their health.

I might print that quote out and stick it on my wall. Thanks habib

because i let myself go due to crippling depression and a suicide attempt that led to being prescribed meds that made me gain a ton of weight. however i'm off those meds and working on a better body and lifestyle, but i still do have some issues with anxiety about gyms, however i'm working on getting past that so i can lose fat and gain muscle more since i don't have weights at home. for now i just swim and run/body weight at home.

>>38375826
What do you do for fun Sailor Moon?

>>38375765
Because spending five hours out of seven days working out and having a general understanding of nutrition is for people with no concerns or worries. I think you're just stupid.

>>38375835
I'm middle eastern so that made me even happier <3

Females are disgusting creatures.

>>38375841
This could have been written by me. Do you think it's worth being off the meds if it means you have a thinner body? I have lost weight since quitting but I feel suicidal again and I'm still overweight from the meds. Have you had better luck?

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>>38375841
Wanna be exercise buddies, desu? We can motivate each other into getting /fit/

>>38375849
I don't have that time to "work out" my jobs keeps me reasonably active and i walk 40 minutes a day also. and those are not concerns of mine. If I was fat or unfit I'd start to do something about it but really no. I don't care about achieving body perfection. I'm not sure which bit you aren't getting here.

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>>38373895
no im starving myself and i don't even look at my body let alone let anyone else see it

>>38375879
well it's different for every person. i was super skinny but gained a ton of weight and now i'm still overweight but i've dropped 70 lbs. i do sometimes still feel suicidal but if that happens i see my psychiatrist and get prescribed a higher dosage. then when i feel better i go back down. i would suggest going for meds that are known to barely cause weight gain like latuda or cymbalta. lithium cured my suicidal thoughts but was the one that made me gain weight. i think for now your mental state should be healthier than your physical state, but only for now. once you start feeling better then you can begin working on the things that bother you about your body.

tl;dr go back on meds that are known for not causing weight gain and then once you feel better start working out again

>>38375950
how many kcal a day slut?

>>38375981
setraline (Zoloft) made me lose weight

in general I think antidepressants are shit and will only fuck you up long term tough

>>38375924
The part where you likened walking for 40 minutes a day to moderate exercise. You'd be better off lifting weights for 20 minutes a day three days a week or biking that 40 minutes. So what I'm not getting is why you're arguing that your healthy when youre obviously not and then blaming work when it turns out you have no idea what youre talking about. Im working on my masters in finance and work full time but even I manage. Your excuses are just that, and that doesn't make the girl in ops picture a hard worker for vanity it makes you a Whiney cunt that started an argument for no reason.

>>38375879
Not the anon you're asking but I was on a med that made my weight difficult to manage and my life centered around trying not to over eat and getting enough exercise to make up for weight gain. I was otherwise pretty good on the med, but I couldn't handle the thought of living like that indefinitely. I'm on welbutrin now and it has the opposite effect. I makes me less interested in food and especially sugary food.

>>38375844
Art, vidya, tarot cards, backpacking and flea marketing mostly. What about you anon?

>>38376013
vidya and reading honestly
just got into lovecraft recently. where you from?

>>38376039
The Colour Out of Space is my shit.
I'm a Finncuck that lives in America, rip

>>38375532
I look exactly like 14-15% for men

I'm 20, virgin, 5'6, spic
"Femanons" what are my chances in life?

>>38376005
I'm uh.. I never said anything remotely argumentative. I said I'm not willing to work for a body like that because im reasonably happy with what I've got. There's norm and and then there's fit. Just because someone doesn't make a concentrated effort on shit like weights doesn't mean they are unhealthy. I go mountain climbing maybe 4 times a year and that shits no struggle so nah. I'm not the blob you seem to think

>>38373895
desu these are the top 1% genetics

femanons in this thread writing about being fat, needing to diet and shit are just coping

no diet will fix your low estrogen, shitty genetics

>>38376102
Do you have a good sense of humor? That's the best attribute a man can have. People are too obsessed with looks on this board.

>>38376096
I haven't read that one yet, but I plan on it. I'm reading The Dunwich Horror right now, and I've already read The Tomb, Dagon, and The Shadow Over Innsmouth. You're from Finland or are of Finnish descent?

>>38376102
Find a petit hispanic or asian. They are generally okay with short guys, and you won't feel like a manlet with her. You'll feel confident. You really gotta work towards getting a short girl though.

>>38376005
Fuck off normalfag. Where do you think you are? This is a board for losers; go back to /fit/.

>>38376117
>I do a moderate amount of exercise and I don't eat badly. Stop reaching. and I don't look that way. It's quite obviously something she works at

>>38376139
Truth. I know fucking ugly dudes with girlfriends because they are nice guys and don't have ridiculous standards for what they are. Fuck this board

>>38376172
That's the point im trying to make, she's not /fit/ she's just a normal girl that does a normal amount of exercise.

>>38376152
I want short, petite, white girl with big tits.

That is the dream ever since I got cucked by white girl in hs. Never been the same since and it gave me a fucked up mentality.
>find Hispanic
Can't dance for shit so that's out the picture
>Asian
They bore me so no for that

>>38373919
Shit Tumblr-tier excuse. You may have a terrible face, but no body is impossible to get fit. Heck, even with fat loss comes a bunch of facial gains.

t. ex-hambeast

>>38376198
Stick to your own kind you subhuman shitskin

>>38376174
Your point? She does work out. I'm not bothered about such things. That is all

>>38376198
>short
>petit
>white
>......big tits
Just buy her some after you wife her up.

>>38376194
But she never said she was fit? Do you have autism also. Maybe you should stay here after all

>>38375950
Don't binge eat or starve yourself. Just have a normal low fat diet and that's it. Exercises are a bonus.

>>38376187
>nice guy
>gf

pick one

The only time a girl settles for a nice guy, she cheats on him with chad anyway.

>>38376245
Never mind. I'm obviously not reading the thread. But I wouldn't say that was an average girl

>>38376198
In case you have a case of autismo never admit to her that is why you are more attracted to white girls and don't talk about that experience. No one (girls especially) wants to feel like a fetish that is valued more for your fetish that for her as a person.

>>38376139
>good sense of humor
Eh. I guess. I splerg out eventually and people say I have no chill button. My social skills have been at an all time low lately. I think I should just do hard drugs are rewire my brain so I can stop being beta.

Any advice?

>>38376267
Those aren't nice girls then are they. My point proven. You all want stacey

>>38375718
>>38373895
these are the type of ladies you cum inside of the first chance you get to lock that shit down

>>38376220
Oh brother, you don't know the beauty of top 5% genetics. I've see glory, it exists.

>>38376187
>Truth.
Negress or spic

>>38376294
I don't know, but you sound cute to me. Maybe try to find a shy sperg girl who will appreciate the attention. About drugs.. they always help me in social situations, but when I'm alone they make me really suicidal. It's a double-edged sword.

>>38373895
gettin tired of these semen demon OP images with no source

>>38376287
O-ok I'll try not to mention that.

But I think you're right. It's more of a fetish thing than it is the person herself. But I'm attracted to a very specific kind of person. If they don't fit my prerequisites at least 95%, I lose 99% interest and only want sex from them.

>>38376198
You know dancing can be learned right? And most latinas don't mind if you look a little stupid when you dance, they just like the fact that you're dancing.

>>38376216
And back to my original comment full circle
>>She doesn't work her ass off, she does a moderate amount of exercise and eats healthy, no more no less.

To which you decided to make it all about yourself and why you don't care that you don't work out, made excuses about your job, how you don't have time and can't understand the basics of what you put in your body.

so I suppose this entire time I could've replied cool story bro

>>38376302
>Those aren't nice girls then are they. My point proven. You all want stacey

>implying there is any difference between stacy and nice girls when it comes to impulse control

>>38376375
>suicidal
Fuckkkk

What drugs do you take? I'm newbie and only done weed. It's not good to trip out on, so I rarely do it alone. It's more of a social occasion drug imo. Advice plsss, I'm looking to trip tf out. On some John Frusciante levels.

>>38376287
>>38376380
Both of you kill yourselves
White women are for white men only

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>>38376330
>I've see glory, it exists.

how do I find it?

>>38376350
Neither of those. Could not be whiter

>>38376404
Pretty much this. Even desperate "fembots" would end up cheating after building back some confidence.

>>38376276
I don't think devoting five hours out of 168 is really that abnormal, or it shouldn't be. And no worries on the rest.

>>38376381
This post cannot be any more correct
>learned
Ik. I feel like once I learn how to dance, literally ALL my insecurties will be conquered, but I've had such a terrible experience with it, I'd rather die than be on the dance floor I get so anxious.
>latinas don't mind
I know this too, they just wanna have fun but still, it would be nice to impress them on some dirty dancing level of dancing rather than splurging out on the dance floor :/

>>38376451
Archives.

That's all i gotta say

>>38376389
The thread was asking why us femanons don't have a body like that. You're berating me for answering that? Ok. I do have factors like my job preventing me from working out. I come home exhausted, but like I said. Yes it's mainly that I do not give a fuck either way

>>38376424
Well, in social situations uppers are the best choice. The problem is that when you come down it's like being hit with a fucking brick. I get kind so depressed I can't even function. Downers are also fun to take, but they don't really help with controlling your sperg when out with people. I don't know, if I were you I would stick to weed (it's what I am doing, currently).

>>38376468
Then be my could not be white e-gf

>>38376518
Now im berating you because you replied to me? Not giving a Fuck is sure making you sound like a whiney cunt full of excuses.

>>38376546
No not really? Just confused by your "making it about me" reasoning. It's not excuses. I genuinely don't care about my body more than being normal level of fit because it doesnt change anythibg for me. You just happen to have a different idea of what that is

>>38375389
Doesn't matter only nigs and fags care about ass

>>38376450
I wasn't aware that anti-race-mixing and racism was allowed here. Isn't it in the rules?

>>38373895
Not him but you're probably chubby

I will still fuck you if your ass and pussy smell good though

>>38376611
My original comment had nothing to do with you and yet you've been bringing yourself up constantly as some weird justification of why you don't care.
You're still doing it. Cool story bro.
If you wanted to respond to op don't tell someone else they're wrong and then go on about how you don't care.

>>38376648
Nice try r*ddit cancer but miscegenation is disgusting cancer

>>38376524
I've noticed that all my heroes have gone through a weird drug phase.
>They start off as losers but because of their talent, they make it big time and become cocky assholes.
>they do drugs while being cocky assholes
>they realize they have become way too assholish and have abandoned their splerg ways and it's affecting their sanity.
>as a result, they recluse and do HARD drugs
>survive
>come out humble as ever still retaining their splerg but now everybody loves him because they are famous and have gone through the impossible

Ik it's not healthy, but I really want to hit rock bottom hard. I'm thinking sniffing heroin but not yet.
I also still need a talent. I only do long distance running, but playing guitar would be nice.

Is any of this getting to anyone? This is the goal, but it's been lonely road cause no one knows wtf I'm talking about. Most of my friends are normies.

>>38376648
Stop getting mad at the internet or turn it off? I told someone with a trump response that I adored them as a middle eastern person. Try not to take yourself so seriously.

Also Fuck white women they don't know what they have. Get yourself an obedient pale Muslim girl and laugh at your highschool sweetheart for having 6 baby daddy's on parole.

>>38376648
>people shouldn't be allowed to say things that hurt your feelings

Go back to whatever normie shithole you crawled out from.

would rather have smaller tits n smaller ass but still like.. proper handful but smaller than that image bc im out here trying not to be noticed?? im tryna stance up w a high fashion figure bc i like skinny girl clothes not normie big booby big butt bodycon dresses n shit

>>38373895
My body does look like this, my boobs are just smaller.
Before having a big ass was made cool by instagram skanks I was taunted for it endlessly in school by other girls. I would be called "thunder thighs" etc. They would make up rumors about me, that I wear butt pads "for the attention".
I would not eat much to try to have thinner thighs/butt, would lose weight but you can't lose weight in target areas so I still felt like a gigantic assed freak because of jealous stacies.
I was always self conscious so I wore hoodies/t shirts that hung low enough to cover my ass for all of high school, even in the summer. Never changed clothes in the locker room, always in the bathroom stall.
I recently remembered an instance of another girl coming up to me and pulling my shirt tight against my stomach and saying I "actually had a cute little body under there" while acting all shocked/laughing to her friends. I don't know how girls can say things that sound nice while still making somebody feel like they've just been stabbed in the gut.
Hope u enjoyed this blogpost ty for reading.

>>38375730
I'm not very huge into fitness, I just do light bike riding and eat my veggies.
There are people who naturally look the way she does, you sound pretty bitter dismissing her as "sticking her ass out", assuming she has implants, and insisting that she must work double time to maintain her appearance for something "nobody notices anyway".
As if you're somehow more down to earth or better off for letting yourself go and not caring about calories.
It's delusional to think that men (or people in general) don't notice when a woman has a nice figure. They do, she's most likely profiteering from it and living a dream stacey slut life that most people can only dream about.
You`re just like the girls who made me feel like shit in high school. I could have been Stacey but catty girls like you ruined my life with the same kneejerk jealous reaction to attack when feeling insecure.

>>38376734
>>38376724
>>38376665
> but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism

I read the sticky before posting her :/

>>38376782
Do your parents know youre on 4chan?

>>38376781
What do you do for fun? Do you like lovecraft?

>>38376781
<3 I dated a girl like you in highschool, gorgeous but she was a dancer and there was nothing she could do about it. It was heartbreaking to watch her starve herself and work double time for atrophy because of mean cunts and Im sorry you had to go through that bae

>>38376822
I'm genuinely trying to respect the rules from this board. I'm normally on /pol/, but realize the nature of that board doesn't necessarily carry over to another.

>>38376834
Lovecraft is great but I get spooked easily.
I do nothing for fun, I have trouble finding things to be fun. Sometimes riding my bike is fun if there aren't a lot of people around ruining it.
>>38376864
Please leave normal

>>38376909
You really get spooked easy? What is his spoopiest work?

>>38376781
She is sticking her ass out. She is posing In a way to enhance her body. I know all about that myself. I never implied she was some fitness freak and i never even thought she had implants until somebody pointed it out as a possibility. All I said on that point was I wouldn't be jealous..of something im not willing to get myself. We can't make assumptions about her own routine but she clearly makes some effort on it.
And that I'm fine with my own body as it is naturally.
I never said shit about her body either. You sound more bitter here about your own treatment by the "skanks" real cute.

As for the guys noticing nice bodies thing, well fucking obviously. But as I'm not fat I get attention for my body regardless. It's whatever

>>38376889
Just don't be a pedophile freak or harass people constantly with racism and you'll be fine. The mods are good at their jobs and can take a joke, its when it becomes excessive that they dust off their keyboards.

>>38374102
If her boobs are growing shes underage you pedo fuck

>>38376909
Wow look guys. A real fembot who belongs. And she has a hot body!

>>38375530
You probably have a granny fetish.
At least their blowjobs gummies are good since they don't have teeth.

>>38373895
>why don't you have a body like this?

meh

>Do you wish your body looked like this?

Nope, would rather be more muscular.

>>38373895
You're beautiful and loved femanon don't ever forget that.
and now get the fuck out of my board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38376936
Cool thanks for the clarification anon.

>>38376924
Youre so awesome and debonair, Fuck I bet with that personality you have a ton of suitors. Turns out guys will fuck a sandwich it doesn't surprise me they'd fuck a wet moldy blanket like you.

>>38376991
I'm not claiming anything of the sort what. Literally only said I don't care enough to exercise for the OP body. I'm not saying that makes me special. I'm saying it makes me a slightly lazy average person.

But yes I'm certainly not alone

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Femanons, why don't you have a body like this one?

>>38376991
Not that I measure worth by guys fucking me. Any female can get that. What assumptions..

>>38376975
>Nope, would rather be more muscular.
>tfw no cute stronk femanon gf

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>>38375718
this hurts my heart

>>38376960
>a real fembot
>she has a hot body
kek kek kek

>>38373895
>Do you wish your body looked like this?
No, that would get in the way of fashion. Looking good naked is not worth drastically reducing how good you look clothed.

A body like that doesn't command respect either, I don't want men to hit on me or attempt to form a relationship. It's best to be fashionable and sexually unattractive so that I am taken more seriously.

>>38377089
Yeah man I was being sarcastic. I don't buy the woe poor little me. Jealous staceys bullied me act.

>>38377050
You keep on arguing and then trying to regress to " I was just answering op" when you haven't replied to op. Either youre retarded and don't understand how replying on image boards work or you really want to prove how much you don't care for the past 30 minutes. Either way I'm done replying to a subhuman or a mentally deficient person as the later just makes me feel bad.

>>38377061
;_;
I want a pregnant white wife so bad

>>38377115
I know, sempai. I appreciate your sardonic nature.

>>38377116
I answered op on my original comment to which I received heavy assumptions and then questions about my own health etc. Throughout I've answered exactly why i dont have a body like that. Thank fuck though. This is getting tiring.

>>38377061
This is truly the perfect female form

>>38377166
Heavy assumptions? Someone commented that they noticed fat girls say that a lot, a generalization and then you made it about yourself.

You are retarded, they're right.

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>>38377109
>A body like that doesn't command respect either, I don't want men to hit on me or attempt to form a relationship. It's best to be fashionable and sexually unattractive so that I am taken more seriously.

With all the hissing in this thread I do believe for once there actually are girls on 4chan.

>>38377300
I love how much women hate each other.
They will never have a bond like male friends do.

>>38377396
All your 'loyal' male friends would betray you for a hot girl in a second

>>38377249
>yes goy, sexualize yourself so that no one takes you seriously simply because of subconscious evaluation of your vapid conformist appearance!

>>38377396
Such a great bond that when you divorce your wife your friends act like your house is a stop on the parade of homes because you're stuck on your mother's couch. It goes both ways.

>>38375132
what makes you say those are implants? if they are then damn doc did a fine job

Femanons are you open to an L D R

>>38377166
>I wouldn't mind looking like her, but with natural tits instead of implants. Of course she is also sticking her ass out to make it look bigger so she's pretty fake in the ass department, too.

see that's the shitty thing about 4chan is you can't keep changing your argument without people realizing you're a moron.

>>38377061
>Anon helps fembots get a body like this with 1 simple trick!
>Reply to learn more!

>>38373895
what a subpar body. nice cankles.

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>>38376920
I thought you were serious but now I just think you're making fun of me.
You really had me there for a second, anon.

>>38376924
I didn't call the girls who picked on me skanks, I was talking about instagram skanks who made having a big ass a trendy thing. It's good to see that you're not actually mentally challenged and simply didn't read my post.
You keep saying you are NOT fat and NOT jealous but continue making really aggressive assumptions about the girl in OP's pic and how she came to look the way she does.

>>38376960
>>38377115
It's not a poor little me thing, it's just a gay blogpost that happened when this thread made me think of being picked on for looking similarly.
Even though I ended up with issues because of it; I obviously don't think that being bullied for having a big ass is the worst thing in the world, especially compared to actual robots who were outcasts for much shittier personal circumstances.

>>38378058
I'm not making fun of you though. I'm serious, what is his spookiest writing?

>>38373895

Asses that protrude like that remind me of monkeys.

>>38374079
Are you a trap or real female? Looking for ways to grow my boobs.

>>38377510
I'm the one who made this comment:
>I wouldn't mind looking like her, but with natural tits instead of implants. Of course she is also sticking her ass out to make it look bigger so she's pretty fake in the ass department, too.

I am not >>38377166

>>38378338
I'm mtf trans. If you're a biological female, taking the hormones I take won't make your breasts grow, your body already makes these hormones and your breast size is basically just genetics.

>>38378375
Fuck..I'm gaining weight right now and my boobs are a solid B/A. When I cut to me desired weight I'm going to be left with NOTHING.

I have underdeveloped breasts and bad fat distribution. She looks like she weighs more than me. Maybe one day ill get monis and gwt the surgery.

>>38378338
>>38379387
what do you do for fun trannylover?

>>38378338
>Looking for ways to grow my boobs.
see >>38377061

>>38378375
you deluded fucking sack of shit, there is no way in hell you are getting close to that if you are mtf

>>38375530
>>38379408
This is my boob twin tbqh god kill me now

>>38379433
I wish...No one likes me enough to impregnate me.
>>38379423
Tranny lover?

>>38379472
Ignore the tranny part
Post hobbies and contact info

>>38375530
that is fucking gross. oregano

>>38379478
I'm bad at communicating with strangers online in one on one truthfully. Also in central Florida

>>38379581
be my bad at communications friend please

>>38376096
For you, my friend.
https://youtu.be/1JY89ZxVqEg

>>38379472
See >>38379478

I should work out my butt and thighs more. I really wish my body looked like that.

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>ywn have an alien gf that will take you exploring around the galaxy

why even live?

>>38379952
I know some pretty good lower body workouts I could help you with ;^)

>>38373895
I want to be skinny, that's why. My body is vaguely similar to that girl, although I don't have as big breasts and my stomach is not so flat. I want to be thin so clothing looks really good on me. I hate looking as I do.

>>38378338
It can't be done. I've actually done a literature search to see if there's any medical technique to induce breast growth in females, but there's nothing that actually works (or at least nothing has been published about it in a journal indexed by pubmed).

>tfw bullied so badly for being totally flat you develop a small breast humiliation fetish for which there isn't even good erotica

>>38380311
Asia is getting breast augmentation down to a science. Seen some convincing fakes roll out of there.

>>38380356
Really? I'm so flat (AA cup) that I've never seriously considered implants because I figure the cosmetic result would be horrible due to the amount of skin stretching. My internist has concurred with that opinion, but maybe a new technique has been developed in the last few years?

>>38380299
Post your body, we'll be the judge of that.

>>38375532
post a woman with 3-4% body fat

>>38376953
how new are you? they're obviously a mentally ill trap turned tranny.

>>38375633
Best bod, to be honest.
t. not an orbiter

>>38380451
Yeah nah. I'll judge myself.

>>38376206
Tumblr is right then.
Looks like you won the lotto too.

>>38373895
Because I was cursed with a body so shitty people instantly assume I'm a small boy.