Hug your sister and post results below. Kirino dum edition.

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>>38366294
>Kirino dum edition.

Uh, if you say so.

>>38366294
Why does this thread always appear when I'm on /r9k/?

>>38366500
jack off while you wait and hope that your mom comes in the room at the same time you ejaculate

>>38366508
It is fate.
You must hug your sister.

I need help with my sister boys

>live in a tiny shit hole
>graduated high school this year
>a lot of the younger students liked me
>mostly because I wasn't like every other person who lives here
>sister starting high school next year
>started getting me to hang out with her and her friends a lot
>thought they just wanted rides places
>mom offered to give me gas money if I take them places
>gives me something to do anyways
>they all like me
>my sister goes out of her way to be with me whenever I'm with her friends
>think it's all normal
>now she's starting to spend a lot of time with me when we're home too
>started telling me stuff like how her friends think I'm cool
>starting to be in closer proximity to me more and more
>touching me more
>last night I picked her up from volley ball
>go to a drive in for food
>hanging out and eating
>she's scooting over closer and closer
>her hand is on my forearm
>she asks me if I think one of her friends is pretty
>a little surprised by the question
>turn and she goes straight into trying to kiss me
>stop her and start to drive home

Pls help I like spending time with her

>>38366648
plz keep going im almost.... ffggfun..... almost there

>>38366648
make out with her, you fucking idiot. there's literally nothing negative that can come from starting a sexual relationship with her. if you ever start liking another girl you can break it off with the "I can't do this anymore, we're related, it's just wrong" excuse, while getting your dick wet in the meantime.

man these threads are dumv

>>38366722
Then your fate is clear. You must become the sister

>>38366470
Shit meant to type dump

>>38366671
Wew

>>38366704
I thought you guys weren't about the whole "hey get with your 14 year old sister" thing. I'm really not interested in that option

>>38366648
How old is she?
If she's a young teen, she's probably just up to her eyeballs in hormones. Keep being nice to her in a normal older sibling way, but maybe talk to her about boundaries and make it clear you don't see her that way.

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>>38366781
Some are, some aren't.

Depending on her age it might just be a hormonal thing she's going through, but if she's tried to kiss you I think it's important to talk to her about it calmly and explain how you feel.

>>38366648
Discussing it with her wouldn't hurt. Get things straightened out with her that you don't really see her in that way. Seems like you guys have a good relationship, so all you can really do is what the other Anon suggested: calmly talk with her and explain. Hopefully there's no negative impact between the two of you and you can stay close to each other.

>>38366810
14

The whole hormonal thing makes sense. I'm obviously not familiar with the girl side of that stuff but it's logical.

>>38366845
>>38366922
Any tips on the potential talk? Communication isn't a gift of mine. I hope it turns out alright though.

>>38367024
>Communication isn't a gift of mine
wew preaching to the choir here.
Don't make her feel guilty or disgusting about these thoughts. The last thing she needs is that floating around in her head since I'm sure she feels pretty stressed as it is handling these feelings towards you. Besides that, just take it easy and don't overreact. I really do hope things turn out well. The last thing you'd want is this to drive you two apart.
Sorry if it isn't too helpful. I'm sure the others can get their thoughts together better.

>>38367024
If you talk to her, try to be understanding of how she might feel and don't make her feel ashamed or otherwise bad about it. If she really does see you in a romantic way, tell her that you still care about her but you can't do what she wants because it'd be unfair on both you and her.

You can also hold off the talk and see how it goes and what she does, maybe she was just confused in the moment and will approach you herself. If she's acting distant and avoiding you she's probably embarrassed which would warrant approaching her instead.

Another option going off two people here who were rejected by their family members, if she is into you you could also consider giving her a chance, like going on a few dates. Even if you can't see her in that way, it would at least show that you tried to see her as more and might make her feel less worthless about it.

>>38366648
this is almost exactly what happened with my little sister, except I let her kiss me without reacting to it at all and said "I don't think that's a good idea" and she sort of accepted it and we went right back to the conversation we were having before.

what I did after that was find a way to spend a little bit of time alone with her, maybe you could take the opportunity the next you have to pick her up from somewhere, and act a little depressed while you're getting your food. when she asks what's wrong, that's the perfect time to bring it up with a concerned look. "I was just thinking about... I dunno, you apparently liking me in a non-brotherly way. I mean, it's not a problem or anything, you can't help how you feel, I just don't know how I'm supposed to react to it, you know?" that's all you have to do to open the dialogue, which is the most important part. and like everyone else said, try not to make her feel bad about it.

>that feel when you haven't masturbated since you started hanging out with your imoutos
Is this better than the whole no fap thing? I don't even jizz in my pants at night.

>>38367024
Like Austria said, she's probably just flooded with hormones right now
For the talk, try and avoid saying stuff like "it's wrong" "we can't do that", or anything that makes her feel bad for having those feelings, tell her you don't look at her that way, she's too young
Try and be calm when you talk too, don't sound freaked out
It may be hard, but try and keep things normal, don't make her feel like she'd ruined anything with you. I guess treat this as setting a boundary in your relationship
Another thing, don't assume everything she does from now on is some kind of advance, or some way of her coming on to you
Just ask her how she feels, why she feels like that (if she can explain), and reassure her that you still love her and she's not weird or anything

>>38368485
>not masturbating right before hanging out with them so they can be subconsciously influenced by your pheromones
not on top of your game, desu

>>38368636
Is is that a thing?

>>38368890
not that anon, but yeah, sorta. you have to make sure not to wipe off any sweat before you hang out with them, the pheromones are released with your sweat. there's barely any real effect, though.

it's much more effective to just jizz in their food.

Up again!
My sleep was surprisingly good, I only woke up once and went right back to sleep

How is everyone else doing today?

>>38369252
Not great. I failed to go grocery shopping with my mom again. I feel like she was disappointed.

>>38369399
Just keep trying to push yourself hopefully you will be able to go.
one thing that helps me is that i focus solely on the person im there with and I never leave there side. I don't make eye contact with anyone else. I also try and have a conversation with whoever im there with to take my mind of the fact im out in public.
Hope this may be able to help you

>>38369399
I'm sure she wasn't. Don't be so hard on yourself, you didn't do anything bad. You'll be able to go out with her soon.

>>38366781
Reasonable members of the thread aren't about taking advantage of horny 14 year olds
its gross to think about

>>38369674
>person with at least average intellect and of birthing age makes a move on you
>"gross"
top kek

>>38369399
Why didn't you go?
It's gonna be alright, grocery store trips come and go, and if you're worried about her being disappointing, its easy to start acting now!

At least help her take in groceries, anyways.

>>38369758
You can fuck off
my sister was molested at 14 by a cousin and it has fucked with her ever since

14 year olds are not supposed to be having sex, let alone birthing children.

>>38369794
I'm not arguing for 14 year olds having sex, but there's a difference between getting molested and a hormonally confused girl coming onto her brother.

>>38369994
I think you're right, but the idea of it gets my heated anyways
I think people should just leave 14 year olds out of it, but what can I really do?

>>38369794
>14 year olds are not supposed to be having sex, let alone birthing children.
explain that to the 100,000 years' worth of people that came before you, faggot

>molested
nobody's talking about molestation, we're talking about a mutually consensual relationship, if you don't think 14 year olds can be mentally prepared to enter a relationship then you don't have any fucking clue what you're talking about. that's the age they would be exploring their sexuality and getting into relationships with kids their own age anyway, wouldn't it be better to guide them to maturity without risking them getting knocked up by jamal in high school? which is likely to happen if they come from the same place as you. I grew up in a mormon community in ohio where teens are still considered little kids until they turn 18, when they suddenly become an adult, with all the rights and responsibilities that entails, including relationships (and being allowed to research human reproduction outside of the abstinence taught in the local schools.) and you know what? the few kids there that don't get pregnant at 13 get pregnant the instant they turn 18. now I live in a community where the parents don't really care if their teenagers date or even have sex as long as they're sure it's being done safely, and hey look at that there's no stds in the whole community and there are no pregnant teenagers and the kids don't feel like they're just waiting to be set free and indulge in all the things they've been restricted from, almost like letting them explore at their own pace is a good idea! why would it be any worse to let them explore with someone older and more experienced than them who's already mature and isn't ruled by their hormones, compared to a horny teen boy?

>>38370137
I'm not going to bother reading your big thing of text, but we aren't animals living day to day trying to eat, breed, and survive
I don't think its healthy for 14 year olds to have sex and get pregnant

but that's enough about this, I'll just take my leave to avoid it

>>38370173
>I'm not going to bother reading
wow how very mature of you to completely ignore any conflicting viewpoints by pretending you didn't read it because you have no decent counter argument

maybe a site like tumblr would be more your speed, anon

>>38370202
I'm not here to argue, there is nothing of value you have to say
I have my reasons for despising people who fantasize about kids that young, and your opinion on it matters very little

>>38370137
>comparing mormons to regular society

If a woman isn't married and knocked up by 20 she's essentially a failure in mormonism.

>>38369537
I couldn't even get out of the car. That part comes first.

>>38369658
>You'll be able to go out with her soon.

One could hope

>>38369774
I'm terrified. I'm also too scared to help her bring stuff inside. I can't spend that much time in the front yard. Something could happen.

>>38370173
>I don't think its healthy for 14 year olds to have sex and get pregnant
Explain what you mean by "healthy."

>>38370230
>there is nothing of value you have to say
Oh, nevermind. I was going to engage you, but I can see now you're just another arrogant fool here to cry about how sex with kids is wrong, while conflating the idea of "kids" with people who are old enough to know about sex and understand the consequences of their actions.

Also, nobody said anything about fantasizing about kids, you ridiculous overemotional peon.

>>38370307
>Something could happen.
Why not try having your family standing out there with you while you're helping? Do you think that might be safe?

>>38370307
>Something could happen
You don't have to talk about it if you don't wanna, but what are you afraid of happening?

>>38370307
Why don't you do it even if you're scared? Your mom will be right there, and you'll see that nothing might happen!
Being scared is okay, and you can still do something even if you're scared.

>>38370357
No

>>38370396
Someone could hurt me or kidnap me. The never-dying possibility that my parents escaped from jail and are coming for me.

>>38370417
I wish I could just do it even if I was scared

>>38370450
Why would they be coming after you?
Are you okay anon?

>>38370450
>The never-dying possibility that my parents escaped from jail and are coming for me.
What jail? I know some people.

>>38370468
Because when they were on trial for my abuse my dad used to follow me so he could hurt me. I don't know why they wouldn't do it now if they got out somehow

>>38370482
I don't know and I never want to

what happened with pat and the other guys
did they died?
did they be lies?
are they among us?
i stopped reading in february, someone catch me up pls

cancer thread, all the tripfaggots in these threads I can imagine them now who are in their late 30s early 40s and them being pedophiles. You people are sick and disgusting. Do not be close to your sister, hug her or anything. It is wrong, or you might be tempted into incest like the sick people in this thread.

>>38370529
Are your siblings home? I think it might be a good idea for you to go spend some time with them and calm down for a bit.

>>38370529
I can understand your fear, but I think if they did ever get out, you would be among the first to know
The chances of them escaping from jail just to hurt you are very low. I think they hopefully have other things to worry about.

>>38370610
thanks for the input, preacher man. I bet that narrow perspective helps you get far in life.

>>38370629
I am calm. Why do I not seem calm? I'm just not okay ever. I try to not seem like a freak

>>38370637
I really don't want to talk about it anymore

>>38370700
Okay, I'm sorry for pressing the issue. I hope you have a great rest of your day!

>>38370690
The truth is always the narrow way. And there is only one truth.

>>38370700
You're not a freak. Please don't think you have to change what you say in order to satisfy others. It just seems to me that you're getting worked up over the minute possibility of something dreadful happening while you spend a few minutes outside. I'm not going to lie and say for sure it will never happen, but I don't think you'll ever see those people again. I believe you'll be safe as long as you have your family near you.

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Hey anons.
I'm currently watching TV with my sis because my parents are still entertaining guests, and trying to rebuild my Elsanna folder, and also crying about having lost my Elsanna folder. Some of it anyway.
How are y'all doing?

>>38371084
Just out for a walk to Tim Horton's for a cold drink
What show are you two watching?

>>38371084
>Not constantly backing up stuff
I've been there. All those Tinkle Bell games... gone. Should probably buy or download them again in the future.

>>38370610
All of the trips in a relationship with their siblings have around a 2 year difference between them. Also most are 19-23

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>>38371504
We're watching Gilmore Girls. Comfiest show ever.

>>38371638
I know. I usually back up everything but somehow reaction images slipped my mind because I never really have any photos to back up.
But luckily I found a three year old pastebin link from /frz/ on my laptop so I got some of the drawfag stuff back at least.

>>38371991
Rory is a fucking bitch

Everyone in that show is a bitch

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>>38372120
Whatcha saying about my foreheadfu, anon? I will cut you.
Rory in the sequel is indeed a bitch though.

>>38372185
They're all so selfish and unconcerned with anything other than fulfilling their angst. At least they're all that way so it's fair I guess.

Sometimes I think my sister would be better off living with me than either of my parents. My step dad is kind of a jerk to her and my actual dad is lazy and doesn't care.
Maybe I'll talk to her about it next I see her.

I want to but I'm fat. (I'm dieting btw)
I don't want her to feel my fat.

>>38374067
How fat are you? Some girls like guys with some extra padding on them

>>38374067
hugging fat people is nice unless they smell bad. they're warm and comfy.

>>38374203
224 pounds. I'm 5'10''
>>38374244
I dunno, I shower a lot but it's still kind of embarrassing.

>>38374316
That's just chubby. Your belly would fit perfectly against my back. I'm sure you can give big warm hugs too.

>>38374067
>that feel when chubby sister
She seems to be embarrassed about it, but I don't even care, I still love her.

>>38374381
>tfw you like boys that are squishy but you just scare them away

I hope everyone is having a good night/day
I did
>>38374316
Hugs from squishy guys are alright
Don't be embarrassed

>>38375166
What's so good about your night, ella?

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>>38375166
Pretty alright day and night apart from killing my phone. And my friend isn't coming over after all so I guess I'll have an early night.
How good was your night, Ella? Tell me all the details.

>A girl once tried to sell me hugs
>People who know her are telling me to get closer to her
I feel like she doesn't respect me and certainly isn't interested if she tried to sell me hugs. What do you hug experts think?

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>>38376140
Who the hell sells hugs? And who'd buy them?
Either way she's weird at best and an arrogant bitch most likely. I'd say avoid and go hug your family instead.

>>38376140
Well it could be gauging interest in the hugs, so I'd suggest hanging around with her.
I mean, do people normally consider you a loser or lonely? If not, then it might be worth hanging out with her more often.

>>38375438
M is over for the night and we watched a movie
I woke up restless a while ago and can't go back to sleep as I tried just now. I want to get out of this duvet furnace
>>38375458
Remember to boil leftover pasta
>Tell me all the details
Hands almost into pants

>>38376140
>selling hugs

what the fuck

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>>38376359
>I want to get out of this duvet furnace
Obviously the logical course of action is to strip her and then yourself. Because it's hot. Under the duvet I mean.
>almost into pants
Well, step up your game, girl.

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>>38376359
>Hands almost into pants
Please elaborate.

>>38376140
her friends are trying to help her con you out of money. they think you're a loser.

Sleep god grant me this one fucking wish
>>38376503
My sleep clothes are clammy with sweat and probably hers too, how do you suggest taking them off and not waking her up
>step up your game
She was the one being anxious not me
>>38376534
We were making out after the movie, her hands started to explore a bit as did mine, all the right buttons were being pushed and it wasn't awkward and just at a really nice pace but then she stopped and said she didn't want to do it yet. Kept kissing a little then went to sleep

>>38377044
Take them off, wake her up and take hers off too. Duh.
Seriously though sucks about the heat. No AC or something available, or at least opening a window?
>all the right buttons were being pushed
Well, obviously not all. Kudos on not going crazy with lust and spending the next hour locked in the bathroom after she's gone to sleep.
Not that I've ever done anything like that.

I wish I could be all sweaty and hot in a bed with a girl who liked me, too.

>>38377150
Where are you going with this master plan
>No AC or something available, or at least opening a window
I'd have to get up to do anything like that. My bed is a single and I don't want to disturb her by getting up
I'm probably not going to sleep at this rate

I posted a little while ago talking about my sister. Where she joined me and my friends for our overwatch group. She agreed to move in with me earlier today. I got my father's approval first and then asked her about it. She took her time but she said that she likes the idea. My dad was all for it, he said that it would make finances easier for him and that he's been saving up to move to a flat closer to me.

I'm really excited. Hopefully will she not only be able to live a little healthier this might kick her in the ass to do a little more with herself other than bedroom excises earlier in the morning.

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>>38377294
I don't know, honestly didn't have a follow-up. I guess either you wake her up, either by undressing or moving or dying of heat stroke, or you let her sleep but don't get any sleep yourself.

>>38377314
Were you the anon with the sister who kept being topless or something and your friends in game gave you shit for it?
Either way, cool that she's moving in with you! Hope you get along well.

>>38377282
Do you have feelings for someone in your life happy-chan?

>>38377294
Wake her up so she can't go back to sleep. It's only fair.

>>38377314
That sounds great, start introducing her to hugging regularly. How do you plan to improve her life if she doesn't pick it up by herself?

>>38377409
Yeah that was me. She's pretty lax with being clothed.

>>38377414
Well she's going to get a job out here for sure. I just want her to try and do something to start moving forward in life over all. I'm not going to push her hard, I just would like for something to happen.

>>38377414
No I don't, but I have several very happy friendships
They are good enough for me for now, but it doesn't hurt to want a little

>>38377798
Whoever the person is that is lucky enough to lamd you should cherish what they have, because you're a fantastic person, Happy. Seriously. I'd build with you any day of the week.

>>38378416
Are u hitting on me? I'm flattered!

>>38378495
Haha does it come off as flirting? I mean it though. Flirt or no flirt.

>>38378760
A little but I'm just teasing you! You're so sweet and nice to me, I don't know what I did to deserve such great friends as you!

What is everyone else doing tonight? I've got a few more hours left at work, but I'm eager to get home!

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>>38378826
Like I've said before, I'm just glad you popped up in the thread. Always nice to have someone as positive and kind as you, especially since I can call you a friend.
My sister is busying herself trying to get through Friends. Might watch American Pie later since I've been recommended it pretty recently, and that we're both really curious what we've missed out on.

>>38378826
Failed-kiss-sister-dude from earlier

Just got back from hanging out with my sister. She had a good time. It was worth skipping out of hanging out with my bros. She was really happy to see that I'm still cool after she tried to kiss me.

>>38379148
Glad to see things went well with you two. Didn't discuss anything?

>>38379148
What did you guys so?
It's very nice to see when siblings enjoy hanging out with you, they're very good relationships if you work at it.
You don't need to kiss her to make her happy!

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>>38366294
Daily reminder if your sister wants to fuck you you're a mega Chad and need to leave. Seriously, if you're attractive enough to make a family member want to fuck you, you're a fucking chad.

>>38379365
She said she was sorry about it at one point and I just responded with by saying it's okay. Not much but I couldn't really think of much else to say and it kinda jumped out of my mouth.

>>38379383
Eat, go to the skatium, loiter on some hills. Small town shit.

>>38379148
Just kiss her to make her happy.
Maybe when she's older you can create unholy abominations that will make robots look like chads by comparison.

>>38379477
That sounds comfy! My sister is a bit of a nerd so when I'm home we like to play kirby air ride, play pokemon tcg or watch some anime or something

>>38366294
i hug my sister all the time, and she also hugs me, so it's not like it would be different or anything worth greentexting, she tells me what she can't tell dad.
i love her and she loves me

>>38379484
I think that hormonal and sexual stuff would only be fueled and made worse if you give someone a taste.

>>38379520
She's a pretty normal girl so I just did stuff with her that most girls like to do on dates.

>>38379559
You're doing good brother things. Just keep doing what you have been, I think you have a good head on your shoulders!

Page 9 is the worst page. Also i need more kirino images.

>>38380385
What's going on for everyone? I did the main story on my playthrough because of a million and one shortcuts and small tidbits of information
It's funny, a lot of if was subconscious and fell into place later
Though I'm starting to lose motivation so I'm gonna take an Overwatch break

>>38381207
Made a pillow nest and locked my door. It's going to be a comfy night. I already sprayed lavender oil so I'm probably going to start getting drowsy soon.

>>38381437
That's really comfy, enjoy your sleep anon

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my sister went missing and was last seen at her extremely abusive boyfriend's place.
i haven't seen her in weeks.
shes probably dead.

>>38381207
Just got home from work and I'm not really sure what to do!
Might read a bit on my new kindle, but I was kind of itching to play Overwatch, myself.
Either that or play more Prey

>>38381584
I wish I were braver and stronger to protect people from abusive family or partners
That shit boils my blood like nothing else

I really think the whole "imouto falls for onii-chan" thing is more common than people think, I've been dealing with it for about two years now since I realized my sister liked me that way.

>>38368042
this is essentially what I did, I told her it didn't matter to me that we were related but I just didn't see her in that way and that we could talk about it more seriously when she turns at least 16 so our 4 year age difference isn't as big of a deal and I don't have to worry about taking advantage of her. she's almost 16 now though and I don't really know how to prevent it from happening if she still has those feelings. I'll take her on one date and act like it went terribly, maybe? I don't know, I'm pretty much out of ideas.

>>38381709
Acting like it was a terrible date sounds awful for her self-esteem, and gives her the impression that if she tries harder, then it might work out.
You should be a bit more clear and honest with her, especially if she's the first guy she's ever really had feelings for.

>>38381584
Jesus Christ, I'm sorry
>>38381608
Then play it, whatever makes you happy anon
>>38381709
I wouldn't try the date thing if you're not genuinely giving it a shot, I know you have good intentions but you're just getting her hopes up and sorta leading her on
I guess the most you can do is don't make her feel weird, try and keep things normal between you
She can't blame you for not feeling the same way, she'll be upset, but she probably won't be mad at you for very long
I'm not the best at this, but that's all the advice I got

>>38370137
>he wrote a paragraph just for the bait

>>38382161
did you actually read the whole thing?
brave soul

>>38381709
>out of ideas
You could, you know, fuck her.
Not like, passionate, forbidden love; toss her on her front and take her like a dog until she begs you to stop.
She'll never bother you again.

>>38382161
>has no argument
>I'll call it bait, yeah, that'll show 'em!

>>38382376
is this deerguy by any chance
this sounds like the weird shit he used to say

>>38382376
>not always loving your imoutos passionately
Bad onii-chan.

>>38382561
It's not, but I am interested in this deerguy now.
Details please.

>>38382561
That's not Laura he's responding to, so I doubt it.

>>38382587
Don't get me wrong. If that were me I'd be doing all sorts of questionable but loving things to her.
But if this guy can't see a way out, all that's left is a final solution to the wincest problem.

>>38382695
I don't think its a good idea at all

>>38382757
Loving her passionately it is, then.

>>38382790
Seconded.
If you love her, you'll make her happy.

>>38381815
>>38381950
I guess all I can do is keep pretending I don't notice her staring at me whenever we're in the same room and hope she gets over it. she fell asleep in the living room and I just put a thin blanket over her so she doesn't wake up cold, maybe I'll talk with her when she wakes up.

>>38383066
If you see her staring, why can't you just turn to her and say "hey, what's up?"?

>>38383066
You seem like you've got a good head on your shoulders, so you'll figure it out
What else are you up to tonight?

>>38383133
she's real awkward and shy about it, she always looks away if I try to make eye contact with her. I even tried staring back at her until she looks back at me to catch her, but she usually just finds an excuse to walk away like getting another drink.

>>38383154
just sitting here being depressed, wishing I had the motivation to play new video games. you?

>>38383299
Just chillin out after work, about to play a few rounds of overwatch before reading in bed
What sort of new video games do you want to want to play?

>>38383299
Well that's sad, but if you talk to her then she'll not be staring like a pervert, which she is since she's pining for her big brother's fat monstercock.

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>>38383299
Don't be depressed anon. You can hug me instead or something

>>38383394
I have a few games I've bought/torrented/borrowed that I just don't have the drive to try. I even have every game for the nes, snes, genesis, and gb/gbc/gba torrented, but don't want to play any of them. I have a bunch of movies and anime series downloaded but don't feel like watching them. I have a few books I haven't read yet that I just can't crack open. I have a lot of things I want to do, I just can't find the strength to do them. I feel perpetually burned out.

>>38383434
every time someone says "you can hug me if you need to" they're like 1000 miles away. so unless you live in my city, I don't think I can. but I still appreciate the sentiment.

>>38383532
Whenever I'm not sure what to play, I play a pokemon game, because its really easy for me to get into and puts me in a good mood

Are there any games like that for you? I find that after a while of playing a familiar game, I have a better motivation to find something new after I'm done or get bored

>>38383397
it's just a normal-sized big brother cock, nothing really special to pine over.

>>38383574
yeah, I usually play a few strikes in destiny or level up some characters in dynasty warriors. but I don't want to do that either. I played the pokemon prism romhack a while back, probably the best pokemon game I've ever played, official or otherwise. I used to just replay my favorite ps1 games from my childhood like wild arms, lunar, ff9 and tactics, crash warped, the spyro games, etc. but I've just played them all too many times now. I just feel like there's nothing I can do, despite wanting to do a million things at once. I haven't even drawn anything in weeks.

>>38383664
you should give polished crystal a shot if you liked prism, its what I'm playing through and its a lot of fun
but prism wasn't really my style, it got a little too ambition for my tastes, but I'm glad it exists and that people enjoyed it!

>>38383664
>big brother cock
There it is.

I got a day off tomorrow and no plans for the night
Such a comfortable feel
not a bump i swear

>>38383664
I have unrelated questions:

>does your sister know you browse 4chan?

>if so, does she know you browse this board of social reject sadsacks, specifically?

>does she know you're a faggot?

>is she hot?

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>>38384166
I just got called if I could come in earlier today and close the store, I'd have to work for 11 hours though so fuck that, although I might still stay till closing time.

Also, little update. I came home during a lunch break yesterday and had a interesting conversation with my cousin. Apparently my mother ships us or something. She had been talking with my cousins mother on the phone and went off on a tangent about how my cousin and I were so close and that there was probably more to it and whatnot. My cousin told me she thought it kinda annoying people always think we're a couple and asked me why people can't see we're just good friends. So, that made me feel like shit and I'm visiting my mother tomorrow and I think I might kill her. My cousin and I did play lego harry potter again last night for a couple hours so that made me up for it a bit at least.

>>38384387
>does your sister know you browse 4chan?
yeah, she's seen me shitposting on various boards, making webms, checking out /f/, that sort of thing when we watch movies together. I have two monitors so I'm fucking around on one screen while the movie plays on the other

>r9k specifically?
I don't think so

>does she know you're a faggot?
actually my last gf that I brought around the house was a trap, and I'm sure she noticed her raging boner that one time she barged into our room while we were making out, so yeah she probably gets that my sexuality is a little bit fucked

>is she hot?
ignoring the fact that she's not even 16 yet and is my little sister, if I were a non-relative schoolmate in her age range then yeah, I'd say she's at least an 8/10

>>38384417
You should go for a kids, see how she reacts.

>>38384417
>apparently my mother ships us
Oh god, weirdest feel. I used to have a good friend from school who happened to be gay too but we just bonded in a completely non-sexual, friendly way despite our gayness but whenever I was over at her place, her mother shipped us hard. Always pushed us towards each other and said we shouldn't worry about her, she'll be gone in a minute, etc. It got pretty awkward, but interesting in a way because my own mother would only grudgingly allow me to even sleep in the same room as a friend ever since she knew I'm gay.

>>38384460
>go for a kids
The who the what now?
>>38384558
Ayy lmao that sounds akward as fuck. But look on the bright side, it would've been way more akward if she knew who you really fell for!

>>38384696
It was pretty awkward yeah.
And I have a feeling that she wouldn't even mind my current liason either. She was one of those "I smoked so much weed I forgot it's not 1969 anymore" old hippies, all about free love and shit. If the Dude were a woman, basically.

>>38384696
Hey, you know what I mean.

>>38384437
>actually my last gf that I brought around the house was a trap, and I'm sure she noticed her raging boner that one time she barged into our room while we were making out, so yeah she probably gets that my sexuality is a little bit fucked
you should invite your trap gf over for a threesome with your sister. it's the only acceptable course of action. report back to us with intimate details.

>>38366294
what the fuck are these threads? i don't get it

>>38384869
I don't get it either I just go with the flow

>>38384869
It's about hugging your family and posting results.

>>38384869
hug your sister, dumbass. jeez.

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>>38384890
This anon gets it!
>>38384728
Do I?

>>38384909
Of course you do. Don't you?

Why are y'all obsessed with the younger sister older brother dynamic of family. Isn't older sister younger brother better for robots?

>>38385123
I agree with you
I like my boys younger and my girls older

>>38384904
>>38384898
why are there dozens of these

>>38385137
Because it's important to hug your sister daily.

>>38385137
because I want beargguy to love me

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>>38366294
shes at work at the moment

>>38368042
No retard. Dont Tak About it

Bump for sibling hugging

>>38366648
just keep blocking her attempts
pls dont be a degenerate incest fag

>>38385123
Nee-sans aren't always as cute as imoutos

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>>38376140
>A girl once tried to sell me hugs

There have been times in my life when I would have gladly paid for cuddles. I'd rather save the money up, and buy a plane ticket to see my imouto instead, though.

I only get to see her once every few years though. So usually I just wait for the next dusk to fall, and hope I dream of cuddling with her again.

>>38386549
You're making me miss Clogs, she was a cute onee.

These threads are severely lacking in onee-samas.

>>38386663
Paid cuddles wouldn't feel the same. What separated you from your imouto?

Havent talked to my sister much for the last 4 years. Dont even think ive said i love you to her in that time. She was addicted to meth and heroin which i dont hold that against her but she risked my nieces life with that stuff so i stopped talking to her. I think shes clean now but so much time has passed i feel like i dont really know her that much anymore. Funny too that she got clean and now im addicted to meth and heroin now. Both of our brains must be fucked up the same way

>>38386743
I've read that opiate addiction actually does run in the family, ie the potential for addiction has a genetic component apparently, so yeah kind of.
Sorry in any case. Are you American? Liquid methadone is still covered under Medicaid, I've read just today, strangely enough.

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>>38386710
>Paid cuddles wouldn't feel the same.

Any oasis in a desert.

>>38387336
Sounds quite nice t.bh

>>38386939
'Merica, Fuck Yeah! Haha i aint ready to get clean

So I talked to that girl more at the gym today, afterwards we got some fruity drink from a place close by
I'm trying

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>>38377409
I ended up sliding out of bed quietly to lay down on the floor with a pillow. Went to sleep pretty quickly after that. At some point during the night M laid down next to me and pulled the duvet along too. Made for a comfy morning
She left in the morning and I've napped the rest of the day
>>38387336
$350 is a bit steep for a cuddle, even for four hours.
>>38388208
Do you get along well? I'm glad you're trying to find friends.

>>38388239
You sound like you had a comfy night
It was okay, but really I had no reason to talk to her other than just trying to

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this thread needs some k-on

>>38388239
comfy automata is comfy

more comfy images pls

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ritsu is pro wrestler dosu-koi

>>38388313
>>38388334
Shitposting with cute girls is a kind of shitposting I am okay with

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>>38388276
At least you're trying, right?
I'm sure you'll find a friend, if not her then somebody else.
>>38388315
I don't have a lot of comfy Nier but have some cuddling

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>>38388426
I guess the effort is the important thing
>>38388313
>>38388334
Here ya go

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we dont need no parental guidance

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>>38388493
Good old uncle 'Dolf
that one's being stolen

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mio giving ritsu what for

>>38388538
Profligates like you belong on an original cross

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>>38388687
and k-on belongs in this thread

>>38388687
Legion supporters like you belong in the end of a securitron's missile launcher

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>>38389089
>Having robots do all your fighting
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go get ready for therapy

>>38389089
non-k-on posters like you belong in the end of a securitron's missile launcher

>>38388239
Very cute. Sounds like you had a pretty nice night then.
Not even a little early morning lewd? Because those are great.

How's it going everyone? I'm having the socializing I wanted to do last night tonight instead. Parents are gone to some, whatever, charity dinner, so we have some time to ourselves which is nice I guess.

Holy shit I slept all the way through the night and woke up perfectly refreshed I feel so good
How is everyone else doing? I hope as well!

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>>38389733
im posting k-on in shit threads you?

>>38389774
Still in bed, aint got much to do today so I'm just gonna relax and enjoy my good mood

Thanks for spicing up our shit thread, anon

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>>38389733
Nice, sleep is good
I'm gonna get going now, be back in a bit
Here's my last contribution for now

>>38389897
Okay, take it easy, Laura! Nice to see you today!

>>38390374
is everything alright with u anon?

Wake up, niggers

>>38391361
I am awake!
Nobody else is talking here, tho

>>38391361
I'm awake, just waiting for a friend to come over. Got another hour to kill.

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>>38389460
>spoiler
She kind of freaked out when we almost did it yesterday so I don't think that would've been a good idea
>>38391361
No
I wish I was napping right now

>>38391547
She's nervous about sex, then?
I had a girlfriend who was like that and it took a while to warm up to oral, but it was a lot of fun when she opened up to it

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>>38391547
I thought she was more interested in the physical aspect of the whole deal?
Either way no hurry, right? I'm sure she'll get into it soon enough.

I just realised that 9S and 2B being blindfolded while A2 wasn't is a metaphor. It's been like 2 months since I've played Nier. Thanks for the pics whoever posted them.

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>>38391717
I dunno, maybe "freaked out" is a bit strong. She's a lot more anxious about it than me though, surprisingly.
>>38391759
Honestly looking back I'm not sure how much of that was her actually being serious, but talking about it is obviously a lot different from actually doing it. She was into it until it got to the point where you realize it's not just messing around and things might actually happen right that very moment, and I was pretty nervous about it too.
>>38392013
No problem I guess
Interestingly the way the operators in the Bunker aren't blindfolded and cover their mouths instead is also a metaphor.

>>38392091
sex can be a little intimidating to people who haven't done it before, or who aren't super comfortable with it
But you're a cute and cool girl, you'll be able to ease her worries and show her a good time, I'm sure!

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i'd prefer to hug the k-ons

>>38392372
same
who is your favourite k-on?

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>>38392578
definitely ritsu

>>38392594
oh yeah, how come?
I think I like them all pretty well
except for azusa

A bump from worst page 8

>>38393385
How did you let us get here again?

We should find something to talk about.

>>38393982
I guess on a minor note, k asked if I want to go to the beach tomorrow. He said it's be a few people and his sister, I guess it'd be cool so I said sure

>>38394075
So wait, didn't he break up with you or something? What happened?

>>38394075
That sounds fun! I'd love to go to the beach sometime, I'm pretty bored on my day off

>>38394126
Can't people hang out without being in a relationship?

>>38394126
We did, but we still hang out sometimes
Part of me is a little paranoid it's out if pity
>>38394174
I haven't been in a while, so we'll see what happens

>>38394299
Do you plan on going swimming or just relaxing on the beach?

Also, it takes a lot if energy to do stuff for people out of pity. If he's inviting you out with friends it's probably because he wants you to have fun, too!

>when you wake up to your sister wrapped around your almost naked butt as she drools on your back

Is she being lewd or cute?

>>38394391
Lewdly cute, perhaps?

Page 8 sucks bump

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>>38394075
>ywn see laura at the beach

>>38395626
How can we be sure she even has a nice beach bod?

>>38395793
I don't know but it's my headcanon that she does

How are you all doing? I'm out for a bike ride, it's quite a cool day!

>>38394391
She could be both
Bap her head for being adorable
>>38396349
I'm fine, just tired and about to sleep. Have a nice bike ride

>>38396677
It's actually warmed up considerably since I left, but it's not too hot! Enjoying it a lot, today is a really great day I think!

I hope you sleep soundly, ella!

Page 9 sucks bump before sleep

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>>38394344
I'll swim, I like swimming and staying out in the sun just means more burning for me
>>38395626
Eh, maybe I'll bump into you
but we'd never know
>>38395793
>>38395821
I mean, I'm not fat, if that's what you mean

>>38398254
Nice! Swimming is a ton of fun, and I hope you have a good time!

So this is probably the worst time to post as all my fellow eurofags have gone to bed but I'm still up. I gave my cousin lots of hugs, she's becoming more excepting of them so I guess that's something. I also tried to drage her to see this kinda parade thing of horse-drawn carriages in the city centre. She's still a bit sick so she didn't really wnt to leave the house and be anywhere more then 1 seconds away from a bathroom. I went with a friend instead and we watched and got a few beers and it was pretty chill. Dude ella you should've come it was really nice acually although i don't know if yyou're allowed out in amsterdam at 1pm. Was atthe prinsengracht if you want to look it up, dunno if that helps, also, I tried to make pictures but they suck ass and you can't seen shit because I didn't flash becasue of the horses. I had a few beers so if this text seems incomprehensible it's that.

>>38399023
Fuck man all these spelling mistakes I can't do shit right fuck me. Also someone calculate how long I'd be free falling if I'd jump from 16 meters.

>>38399023
What sort of beer did you have, man?
I'm enjoyin some beer, too!

>>38399114
Some amstel and some "zatte" from brewerie 't IJ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amstel_Brewery#Beers
https://www.beerwulf.com/nl/p/brouwerij-t-ij-zatte-tripel.33/?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Beerwulf-Generic-PDP&gclid=CL7TrYXVjNUCFQ88GwodZxEAyg&gclsrc=aw.ds#

>>38399312
Nice, I'd like to try it, someday!
I'm drinking some innis & gunn

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>>38398500
I'll try, hopefully there aren't too many people there

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>>38399708
Delete that filth from your hard drive right away young lady

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>>38399749
I think I'll keep it, Mercy is a dumb whore titcow anyhow

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>>38399788
You better stop this, there'll be consequences if you don't

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>>38399832
I'm not taking it back anon, she's a mattress

>>38399708
laura I'm playing overwatch and playing mercy and these winstons keep killing themselves what the fuck are they thinking

>>38400122
The thought of a bunch of Winstons jumping off of a cliff in perfect sync while https://youtu.be/QxHkLdQy5f0?t=1m42s plays has me crying with laughter

>>38400105
OH AND YOU'D RATHER THAT DISGUSTING LITERAL APE FUCKING DYKE WOULD YOU? DISGRACEFUL, ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

>>38400122
>I'm playing overwatch and I'm playing mercy
Found your problem
>>38400214
Sounds like you're tilted

>>38400272
>
you're right I switched to lucio and I'm having more fun already

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>>38400272
YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT I AM, HOW DARE YOU POST ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL ARYAN WAIFU BEING DEFILED BY THOSE DISGUSTING NIGGERS
pic related I'm Shinji

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>>38400324
Of course you are
>>38400373
That's what you get for loving a titcow

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Spent the day out with my sister and her friends today. It was alright, but one of them pointed out that we follow eachother around like puppies when they passed by our place, which I thought was kinda funny. I mean, they're not wrong, and we've heard it before from our parents. Wherever one goes, the other follows close by. It's been like this all the time, and her room was where I spent all my time at growing up. It's just comfy being around eachother.
In other boring news, I passed the idea of having her wear the wedding band I gave her as a necklace, and not surprisingly the thought passed by her before but she wasn't up to it. Said she's okay with how she's doing it, so she's kinda odd.
>>38399788
I've recently replaced Mercy with Sombre for being the cutest. Only because I like how she comes off and I want to step on her stupid toe shoes. Don't drown tomorrow pls

>>38400521
Sombra is trash

>when you unironically dicked your sister and her friend earlier today

>>38400829
Which overwatch do YOU think is cutest, then?

>>38400923
greentext, roboto

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>>38400829
Now you're trying to piss everyone off on purpose. Look at her. She's near perfection down to how annoying she seems.

>>38400951
>sister tells me that her friends wants a threesome
>asks me if I want to
>sure lol
>assumed it was her friend and some other chick
>then she says it's with her
>yeah sure I guess
>today
>mom's gone doing some shit with friends
>her's friend's over
>they come into my room
>sister seems almost uncomfortable
>friend is really flirty
>try to play along
>get back to watching TV
>hear "Hey anon, look at this"
>turn to her and her pants are gone
>start making out and fingering her
>she gets my dick out and tries to rub it
>sister tries to join in
>decide to go for it
>put a hand in her shorts
>finger her
>keep making out with girl
>eventually start fucking
>death grip keeps me going for a while
>just missionary
>pull out and cum on her stomach
>lay there with them
>sister's friend says something about my sister being left out
>sister is blushing hard
>she keeps teasing her
>can kinda tell my sister wants it
>I rub her pussy
>she smiles and blushes more
>dick coming back
>her friend tells her to let me fuck her
>she gets her in doggy
>fuck her for a while and pull out
>cum on her ass

Good way to lose your virginity dude

>>38400927
McCree
>>38400977
She's trash

>>38401602
okay what about the most handsome overwatch lady?

>>38401135
so are you gonna try and make this a regular thing you do to your sister?

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>>38401602
>McCree
pic related, get better taste

>>38401602
>Trash
Shove that trash somewhere else because I've come across some nice Sombre players and have worked in great synergy with them. Everything from her kit to the little Spanish she sprinkles here and there is why I love her.

>>38401998
hey
mccree is pretty cute
I totally have a crush on matt mercer, that dude can take me out anything

>>38402064
Sombra is pretty cute for a spic

>>38401634
Tracer is best girl
because she's my spirit animal
>>38401998
Shitty waifu is shitty
>>38402064
Sombra players are trash too

>>38402168
what about tracer makes her your spirit animal, exactly?

my favourite girls are pharah and mercy and dva because they can fly, that's the best qualifier for me

>>38402206
Retarded, brown hair, brown eyes, short, short hair, boy face, looks 12, freckles, retarded
Plus she's my main

>>38402168
>Shitty waifu is shitty
Get out, dyke lover
I love you really Austria, Ella and Story
>>38402206
>my favourite girls are pharah and mercy and dva
Amazing taste friend, all three are top tier girls

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>>38402087
She's a cute girl regardless. All her interactions are great since people don't like her.
>>38402168
Your main is a shit. Your Tracer players are a shit. That spindly legged and annoying little shit.

>>38402325
>She's a cute girl regardless
I'd agree if I wasn't a filthy racist. Her VA has a really good voice too

>>38402287
Salty
>>38402325
>Highest skill ceiling
>90% pick rate
>Shit

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>>38402384
>Highest skill ceiling
>implying

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>>38402384
Okay, let me list 5 reasons why Tracer is shit
>She's shit!
>I hate her!
>She's an annoying little shit!
>Tracer!

>>38402414
>>38402417
come on guys, tracer is pretty cooll

I KNOW beargguy really like tracer he's just being cute about it

>>38402621
Yea, he does
>>38402414
I'm directly stating it

>>38402644
I'll accept high skill ceiling but highest? Most people say that Widow has the highest skill ceiling but that's mainly because of the mechanical skill required to play her. I've seen Zenyatta put fairly high on the skill ceiling too, bearing in mind I think they mean that his skill ceiling is to use him properly.

>>38402621
I'm not cute. I'm pretty macho, but yeah, I really do like Tracer. Especially her graffiti skin that inspired a lot of doodles.
>>38402644
>Yea, he does
I'll still argue for Sombra

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>>38402724
Accept it
>>38402758
To each their own

I went to a furniture store with my mom. I was really nervous and had to hold on to her the whole time but I made it. She bought a couch. It wasn't too bad because you can see over almost everything so I didn't feel like someone could jump out at me. I could tell that the lady helping her thought that I was a freak though.

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>Hug your family threads
Get lost.

>>38402898
this seems like a bunch of junk to me
But tracer is a good character, and a good tracer is very valuable

>>38403012
lol gtfo you fucking autist

>>38402963
>I could tell that the lady helping her thought that I was a freak
I'm sure she didn't. It's good that you're getting out more, I'm glad you managed.

>>38402963
Don't sweat what other people think, it's good you got out and did something
>>38403021
Yea she's fun and useful

>>38402963
I doubt she thought that. Even if she was, which again I doubt she was, it shouldn't matter. Glad you got out there though.

>>38366294
I like incest so I used to like these threads, but ever since Patrick left it has not been good. Made up or not, your incest stories are weak, my wenie didnt even wake up once.

>>38403070
She gave me the eyes. The "what a fucking creep" look. This is probably the last time I leave the house until I meet with my therapist in person in a couple weeks.

>>38403150
I really know how you don't care about what other people think. It's almost a survival instinct because if you don't know you can't be sure when you need to change how you're acting.

>>38403192
I guess. I probably won't see her again. I hope not.

>>38403285
I guess you're right, you can't just ignore it
If she gave you the "look", if she thought whatever she thought,
I'm not gonna say you should leave the house if you're not comfortable or anything, but if you do, just try and remember you're probably never gonna see everyone again, and at the end of the day the people who you love love you

>>38403285
You do what you're comfortable with. How long exactly is it until your therapy visit? How do you spend your time anyways? Sorry if you've said anything about that before.
You probably won't see her again i guess since its a furniture store. Still, hope you do alright.

>>38403285
You did good. Don't force yourself to go out if you don't feel like it.

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>Mfw moved in with sister and her kid to help them.
>Can't hug her because I'm to autistic.

>>38403553
It's two Mondays from now, I play with our dog a lot, I take naps, I sit and think for long periods of time, cook, take baths, get on my computer.

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>>38403693
Sounds like you keep yourself busy at least. Bet you're a good cook as well. Anyways, hope you do better and hope to see you pop up in the thread in the future as well.
>>38403610
You're doing a lot for them by helping them. That's great of you, man. Hug or no hug, I'm sure they know you love them.

Night thread.

I wanted to be asleep by now but that's not happening I guess
What's going on everyone

>>38404666
I'm playing a bit of pokemon in bed
What's on your mind?

>>38404876
Nothing really, just bored and a little anxious about tomorrow
Which Pokemon?

>>38405053
playin polished crystal, just going up against morty and praying that my meowth is strong enough to beat him!
I assume he has some misdreavous and maybe a non-ghost pokemon so I can't rely on dig to KO gengar, haunter

What are you anxious about, exactly?

>>38405141
I used to know what all that meant, but I don't anymore
Just worried about the people there, he said "some people", maybe I'm reading too much into his diction but that probably means more than his roommates, so I'm gonna a have to meet people and possibly be introduced as his ex girlfriend (not really sure how that works), plus his sister who may or may not want to talk about him and I
I don't know, might get a little complicated for me

>>38405207
well, even if things are more complicated than you expect, I expect you'll be able to get through it just fine!
you'll probably be in the water a lot, anyways

>>38405328
Thanks, I hope you're right

>>38405390
I'm sure a day at the beach will be fun, no matter who is there!
Who knows, maybe you'll meet new people you really get along with

>>38405450
A possibility, but a long shot
Thanks for talking to me, I'm gonna try and sleep again

>>38405506
Alrighty, have a good sleep and enjoy your trip tomorrow!

>tfw don't have a sister

probably why bro-siscest is so appealing to me

>>38405677
>that feel when 2 sisters
Was appealing to me even when I didn't known I had any

>>38405926
>>38405677
I always hear it's only people without siblings who develop an incest fetish, why do you think that is? I understand that the way people without siblings imagine sibling relationships is probably very different from the real thing, but what exactly appeals to someone without siblings about fucking their hypothetical sister?

Sleep is okay but wouldn't it be great to spend that time doing something else you like?

>>38406801
Probably just because it's totally fantasy and you can make it all up if you have no real life inspiration to draw from, which is often negative

>>38406801
Maybe initially it's not the actual sibling part that turns them on but rather the social side of it, the idea and sense of how taboo and risky it would be, so having an actual sibling and experience of that dynamic would probably intrude on their thoughts and make it less appealing to develop such a fetish. A disconnect from reality makes it easier to fantasize. It's the difference between sexualizing their actual sibling and sexualizing someone who's completely imaginary and just has the sibling sticker slapped on.
>>38406804
I prefer sleeping to most other activities
Except noodles

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>>38407297
Yeah I suppose so. I never quite understood why the social taboo was hot, though, to me personally that's the worst part, not being accepted, knowing people would think of you as a pervert/degenerate if they knew etc
But to each their own of course.
>except noodles
Excellent taste. Best hobby.

>>38406845
Yeah, I was more wondering what exactly was appealing about it, I guess it's mostly the taboo aspect?

>>38370610
> Do not be close to your sister

> friendly = fucking pedo
wow

>>38407406
I don't get it either really, the incest aspect never actually comes into my head. I don't want to be socially castrated and have my love shunned at just because he's my brother. He's more than that. I especially hate the idea that everyone would think he's the big bad man manipulating me because they think all incest is rape. But I guess I don't have to worry about that.

I can understand how something being "wrong" could be arousing though, like how diddling in public is wrong and you dread being found out but you still get that extra rush from knowing you're being bad and things might go really wrong.

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>>38407847
Yeah, exactly. And I never really thought about it that way, like the fact that we're related isn't hot to me (not disgusting either like it is for 'normal people' I guess). I love her, and I love her despite being her sister, not because of it. I never 'fetishized' incest or anything.

But if you put it that way, with the excitement and thrill of maybe being caught, I guess I understand that.
N-not that I've ever done it in public or anything.

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>>38408234
Honestly more than anything else, being related is the one part I don't like. I think everything would be better without that.
>N-not that I've ever done it in public or anything
Come on then, I can teach you all about being discreet. Unless, you know, you want someone to find you.
We'll have practical sessions in the school bathroom at lunch time.

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>>38408505
>We'll have practical sessions in the school bathroom at lunch time
Wew. You're lucky I just noodled, else that would've totally gotten me.
>tfw no qt no homo friend to try and quietly diddle at school
My friend was such a prude, what a waste.

Tripfags have ruined these threads

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>>38408703
>else that would've totally gotten me
I totally have you wrapped around my finger like 9S wrapped around 2B's thighs
>try and quietly diddle at school
Implying we'd be quiet
I used to fantasize a lot about that stuff, especially when I had a crush on one of the girls in class.
Not even diddling her since I wasn't into that side of it much. More normal friendly stuff, like going to the restroom and finding out she was noodling in the stall next door, then staying to listen and stir pasta myself. Synchronizing, knowing that we're safe in each other's company and have a mutual understanding of what we're doing, going quiet whenever someone else comes in and giggling to ourselves when they leave, leaning against each other with just a thin wall between us while I listen to her quiet moans, thinking of how soft her skin is and what it would feel like to just kiss her in that moment of bliss. I'm going a little too far

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>>38409134
>spoiler
You have excellent taste in these things Ella. I had pretty much the same fantasy, although it was usually sneaking off to the old unused gym, noodling in the locker room and holding hands.
I never even thought of it as a gay thing, just like being really close and comfy with a good friend.
My sister really can't come back home fast enough.

>am 24
>sister is 14
>walk into her room
>see her playing some ps4 game
>walk over and sit next to her on the bed
>lean across and hug her
>asks me what's wrong
>tell her I love her
>she says she loves me too
I'm a pretty big dude, the last time I cried was about 8 years old when my mom crashed the car on the way home from school and crushed my foot, but her saying that to me made me lose control and ball my eyes out for a solid 15-20 minutes after I got back to my room.

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>>38409451
That's cute anon. I have a weird soft spot about huge dudes getting emotional, it's like you're cracking their shell.
>have older male cousin
>bit of the family's black sheep, he's huge and /fit/ af but my parents don't like him because he dropped out of university and fucked up a job my dad got him
>always got along well with him but we're not super close
>at family gathering recently
>sit with him because why not
>end up talking the whole night, having a really interesting conversation about lots of different things, laugh together etc
>in the end he crushes my ribs in a bear hug
>basically crying on my shoulder, tells me this was the first time he hasn't been afraid at a family gathering, the first time he's enjoyed himself in a long time
We're going out for drinks regularly now and he wants to help me get /fit/
To keep with the theme, he's basically Kristoff with dark hair.

>>38409374
I had to take a break
Holding hands with someone special when you come is the best feel. It's such a small thing but you feel so much more connected, especially when you both squeeze each other and they play with your fingers when you spaghetti.
She'll be back in just a week from now, right? Remember to stop masturbating until she comes home
>>38409451
That's adorable. It's good to cry occasionally.
>>38409629
>I have a weird soft spot about huge dudes getting emotional
Same thing here. I don't think it's weird, normally you just see them as unemotional big dudes but when they crack they're suddenly massive cuddly bears and a softie at heart.
>We're going out for drinks regularly now and he wants to help me get /fit/
That's cool, he sounds like a great guy. Pat his head regularly.
Nice that he's trying to help you get /fit/, it's always good to exercise. I don't think you need to do it though, you're fine as it is.

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>>38402898
My chart disagrees with you

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>>38410120
You too, huh.
I don't think it's a small thing, handholding is very intimate in a way, and feeling her grasping my hand firmer or rubbing her thumb over my palm a bit can feel really nice and comfy.
Yeah, she'll be home on Saturday, I can't wait.
>remember to stop masturbating until she comes home
Right, and I'll stop eating and breathing too while I'm at it.
Seriously though it just gets worse the closer it gets to her being back.

>Pat his head regularly
I'd unironically need a footstool for that. He's scratching on 2m tall.
>you're fine as it is
Y-you too.
But seriously I just kinda want to get more active, not get swole af. Maybe work on my spaghetti arms. That is, my arms looking like spaghetti, not the arms I use for spaghetting.
In this one fic Elsa starts working out to impress Anna, I figure why not give it a shot. I want to look my best for her.
Although I'll probably feel like dying after ten minutes. We'll see.

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>>38410350
Again? Maybe we synchronized.
>Right, and I'll stop eating and breathing too while I'm at it
Oh come on, at least noschlick on the day she arrives. Appease your inner masochist.
>He's scratching on 2m tall
Jesus
Pat his head when he carries you after you're exhausted from exercising
>spaghetti arms
How bad? I'm at the can't-open-tins stage. The only exercise I do is the occasional run which at least stops my legs from deteriorating.
>I'll probably feel like dying after ten minutes
It's exhausting at first when you've lazed around for months but you get used to it quickly. Just takes some effort.