>Anon, you're silly! Why do you insist on sleeping with

ladies first

oregano fart

Never be in this situation.

Sage

>>38365495
I sleep naked. Most girls don't bother.

>>38365495
Take it off.

She's already in my room on my bed.

The message is clear at that point.

my nipples are very big, they will freak you out

>>38365495
I have unsightly acne on my chest and back.

>>38365611
Not as bad as hair on the chest, shoulders and back

>>38365758
Acne is harder to get rid of

>>38365495
Because pajamashirts are comfy as fuck and sheets feel weird against my bare chest.
I've tried sleeping in just underwear and didn't like it.

>>38365786
>pajamashirts
What are you? 12?

>>38365769
I dont think it generates the same negative reaction on women. Some ppl say some women love hairy men, but I honestly think that's a myth

>>38365805
I'm not going to sleep in a polo shirt or a graphic-t-shirt. I'm not going out in a plain t-shirt that looks like pajamas.

Tfw she sees man boobs

Originally

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I was in this situation.
But because my arms are covered in scars, I couldn't take my shirt off. Pretty sure she was trying to get me into lewds.
As a bit more context, a friend of my sister stayed over some time ago and she was drunk. I got so anxious over that shit that I just stayed up all night playing video games.

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Bitch I've still got the entire rest of the month before I'm going to wash these sheets again and I've got to make em LAST.

I am a being of pure spirit. This article of clothing is what binds me to your mortal realm.

>take off shirt
>immense belly fat i've been breathing in the whole time hits her in the face and knocks her out
>ambulance arrives, she's dead
>25 years in prison for manslaughter

>>38366797
>belly fat
If you have one, she pretty much expects it because you're a fat person and it's apparent on face

>>38365495
I can't sleep with a shirt on. It always feels like it's strangling me.

>>38365514
>oregano fart
does oregano make you fart anon? man that must suck not being able to enjoy pizza

Thanks, nurse are you wearing this for every patient?
Cause if I am wearing something in bed, I must be in a hospital.

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>Take off my shirt
>She witnesses my horrific acne scars
>She violently pukes and leaves

>>38365521
How about you get out norman?

>>38365495
I have stretch marks on my beer belly and armpits because of how much and how often I drink alcohol to drown my sadness

>>38367157
>I have stretch marks on my beer belly and armpits because of how much and how often I drink alcohol to drown my sadness
Same. I have like 5 of them near navel, couple near armpits and shitload on biceps. My biceps look like i've been cutting them.

>>38365495
I take it off. I'm a skelly but I have a broad shoulders and long arms.