Self improvement thread

>>38364437
End it with originality

>>38364512
Shit, I forgot to include the subtext "Hardmode: no one-liner, "ironic" responses or quips"

>>38364541
Quit my job and do the things I wanted to do.

>>38364437
Have a shower + Commit suicide

>>38364579
Is being homeless one of those things?

Bullet to head
I have MS so don't tell me that's not an improvement

Take a poop...

It makes your life better when you are constipated.

>>38364627
I live with my parents right now. Wait.. Don't tell me... You thought I had my own house? GET OUT NORMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'd starve myself or do a crime to end in jail if I was homeless.

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Not think of the friend I havent talked to in two months who I ghosted. I'm definitely way worse without having her around.

I went to work instead of calling in sick and watching hentai all day

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>>38364437
Start acting kinder and more courteous to other people. It's been proven that simply having a more positive outlook and disposition will, in turn, make you seem more approachable to others and aid in how you feel about yourself.
Actively pushing and finding things to be sad about here is what keeps a lot of robots in /r9k/ robots.

>>38364757
This but unironically
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>>38364697
>Two months
Lol, just talk to her. Apologize for "ghosting" her. Two months is not a long time.

>>38364757
Indeed. Small steps, everyday brobots

>>38364437
You can start by posting more Saber