Have you ever been kicked in the nuts?

>>38364058
Once at Saturday football (soccer) practice when I was a kid by another boy. Once by my sister when I was a little older.

>>38364124
Why did she kick you?

Once, though I can't remember if I got kicked in the balls or if I just got hit in the stomach, I was probably 7. There was a time where some guy tried to kick me in the balls but was such a fucking sperg that he failed and only kicked my inner thigh. Then, I slipped on a playground bar as a kid and narrowly dodged having my balls busted because the bar slid between my balls and leg, pushing my nads aside.

I thought I was all badass with my luck, then got the tip of my dick cut trying to get on a bicycle super fast. 3 weeks of fiery death piss followed.

>>38364058
No, but I wish a girl would kick my balls repeatedly until they're gone

>>38364783
She was a bitch with anger issues