>HELP ME, ANON! Chad left me hear for dead. The shovel

>>38361362
*p's on you*

>"I'll help you out, Stacy."
>*recites eulogy*
>*walks away*

>>38361362
i would just dig her out

>Did you ever see Shanghai Noon? You know, with Owen Wilson and Jackie Chan?

>>38361362
*smacks whore to death with said shovel

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>>38361362
>make her a living hole in the ground to dump all your eggs in

>>38361362
*grab shovel*
*hit over head*
*put shovel in ass*
*use ass momentum to bounce on shovel as it goes deeper*
*pogo on stacy's head*

>>38361362
>grabs mallet
>play whack-a-roastie

>*teabags*
>*dickslaps*
>*cums on face*
>*gives chopsticks*

>>38361362
I will call an ambulance and they will get you out of there.

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Enter VATS

>>38362079
kek saved haahahhahahaha

>>38361362
Way too much effort, please don't talk to me.

If I took a shit on her head, would the police be able to trace my shit back to me?

>>38361362
Where is chad now stacey?

Did you mean anything to him?

Do I mean anything to you?

Does HE ........ mean anything to you?

The truth is I fell the same as he does.

*place my fedora on top of her head*

turn around and walk into the sun as she screams for help

>>38361362
stop talking toilet and eat my poo poo!

>>38362079
You win.
originally

>>38361362
>dig her out
>"thanks anon"
>chad arrives
>"hey bro thanks for getting her out for me"
>"n-no problem"
>stacy looks at me with pity
>"anon i think I'll go with chad youll be ok right?"
>chad fistbumps me
>"haha of course he'll be alright"
>look at ground
>"haha yeah"
>chad leaves with stacy while grabbing her ass

>>38361362
I would unironically pick up the shovel and bash her over the head with it

>>38361362
I can barely wait to harvest the stacelets.

>>38362744
>tfw I'd certainly do that

>>38361362
She looks like an ugly 30 year old, like Sarah jessica parker horsed face bitch, not like a Stacey

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I have seen your true face roastie.
>bends down
>whispers:
>"no"

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>>38361362
>play shovel knight