Would you rather have a normal 3 inch dick or this?
give me the 3 incher
>>38361293
definitely 3 incher. how does that even happen? can he have it surgically straightened?
>>38361293
they can fix that shit with surgery, can't fix a small benis though.
Holy, original macaroni, fuck.
Coathanger
>>38361293
You could uppercut someone with that if you timed your boner right.
can you imagine being a girl and seeing this shit? how could you not laugh?
>tfw no bf whose penis makes an acute angle
>>38361358
Looks like a severe case of Peyronie's disease.
Surgical correction does exist but there are risks involved and it is painful. It can also result in a shortening of the penis and possibly nerve damage.
>>38361432
How would you know something like that?
>>38361293
Just get a kinky girl that likes to deep throat.
If it didn't hurt i wouldn't mind
Well as someone who got surgery for my bend dick I rather have something normal, but 3 inches is below average.
I went from 7.5 to 6.7 inches past surgery, pic related, it's a lot less swolen now 4 month after
>>38362451
I VERY ORIGINALLY FORGOT PIC
>>38362471
Why your foreskin is normal on first pic, but is strangling the head on the other? Did they circumcised you? Why did you allow that?
Motherfucking ugly dick, by the way. So sorry
>>38362483
Because the foreskin would have been to long afterwards, might not fit the shape properly and gives the perfect moist environment for infection post-surgery.
I'll take the bent dick. It's not ideal but you can still have some sort of fun with it.
What fun will you have with a three incher?
Anyway I'm glad I don't need to worry about that. I pretty much like my own dick despite its curvature
>>38362555
Nah man, a long foreskin is the nicest thing. Better than that strangling going on there.
Also what's up with your skin texture... It's so irregular...
Men I'm sorry but your Dick's aesthetics game is weak.
>>38361293
his benis is looking at him lol
>>38362596
> Better than that strangling going on there.
It's not swollen like that anymore luckily
>I'm sorry but your Dick's aesthetics game is weak.
I know but my fuckbuddies never complained :^)
I agree that circumcision usually is dumb tho
>>38361293
what if it's deformed and 3 inches
>>38361293
Holy shit, that tat is cringe.
>>38361293
How does this guy pee?
>>38363787
directly into his mouth
>>38363787
people don't pee when having an erection. at least not without difficulty.
>>38361641
>4chan's trap board contains an expert on dick
oh no how could this possibly happen