>r9k hangs out >decides to order pizza What do you want, anon?

H-h-how about a $5 hot and ready sine we're all broke?

>>38359867
Hot n ready's only come in cheese or pepperoni.

I work at a pizza shop
AMA

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>>38359867
I-Is the Javascript free as in freedom?
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve

>>38359867
Boneless pizza.

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>>38360049
this guy is a Bomedic genius xd

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>>38359876

FPBP. Little Caesars is the official pizza of /r9k/ and endorsed by NEETs worldwide.

>>38359867
Ring up the place I work at for a discount

Fucking buffalo ranch chicken with some hot sauce on top
Good god that shit is dank

>>38360162
>that shit is dank


don't bring that normie lingo here, out now

>>38360214
Doesn't matter if the lingo has connotation, only normies and pseudorobots care about how hip and cool their words are

>>38359992
Can I get a square Hot N Ready please?

>>38359876
my man. those pizzas are delicious too, fuck what anybody says

>>38359867
REEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE FOOD STUFFS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>38359867
Cheese, no sauce and mashed sardines with anchovies please. Extra thick crust.

hawaiian pizza

orig

>>38359867
Hate to be "that guy" but I don't like BBQ sauce on pizza

>>38360214
Wow, buy a dude a pizza and this is how he treats ya

We're getting the pineapple one instead then :^)

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Spinach, Mushrooms, Pepperoncini Peppers, and Goat Cheese.

>>38360293
>no sauce
>Extra thick crust
Good taste
>mashed sardines with anchovies
Abysmal taste

>>38360300
Toppings gotta fit with the sauce my bot
Chicken & onions are usually good starters plus the normal mozz

>>38359867
Anything with pineapple will do man

Mozzarella, tomatos, tomato sauce, maybe oregano and basil. maybe parmesan too. Everything else will make pizza worse.

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>>38359867
>tomato sauce
>ham
>mozzarella
>corn
>chicken breat
>bacon

Try this.

>>38359876
any anons try the ExtraMostBestest from LC?

>>38359867
The ideal would be a meatlovers with pineapple and stuffed crust but reasonably I'd take the cheapest available with some kind of meat.

I-I-I like Papa John's with grilled chicken and green chile. But it's too expensive so I usually go for $5 Hot N Ready like a good robot.

Jet's desu

>>38359867
>mfw there are people who order "4 cheese pizza"

>>38360776
yeah i love quettro fromagie

Hot n Sweaties are fuckin nasty
I'm getting Papa fuckin Johns, even if it means paying for every single one of you broke ass robots

>>38360263
>>38359876
I hate cucks who shit on based Caesars.
With some hot sauce, it's absolutely GOAT for 5 dollars

>>38360948
If I wanted to stuff cheap nasty cheese garbage down my throat for five dollars, I'd go to taco bell
I don't see how people who actually taste their food instead of inhaling it at the cheapest possible price and quality level are the cucks here

I love how you all take popular fast food chains as "cheap eating". Jesus McDonalds, KFC etc. are fucking expensive here.

Let's get some Chicago style pepperoni pizza

We're gonna have to drive out of shitcongo to buy drinks though. They really got me with them taxes

>>38360948
Yea, it's not the best but its 5 dollars. There are some god tier pizza places in my city but for the size of a 5 dolla hot and ready they're about 20 bucks a pie

>>38360006
Originally beat me to it.
https://nonfree.pizza/