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How do I sabotage air bnb guests stay? 2017-07-13 01:03:22 Post No. 38333845
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How do I sabotage air bnb guests stay? 2017-07-13 01:03:22 Post No. 38333845
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Hi /r9k/, my mom has been air bnbing out the house from Thursday to Sunday every week this summer. I have no place to stay on the weekends besides my aunt and uncles houses, and it sucks. Today I smeared by cock and balls all over the food we left, spat in it, and wiped my butthole all over the pillows so the guests get pinkeye. But I've ran out of ideas, Im thinking of ordering 30 live cockroaches for the guests to stumble upon next weekend. Ideas?
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>>38333845
I hope /r9k/ is not this low.
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>>38333845
>Im thinking of ordering 30 live cockroaches
don t do it because you ll have to eliminate them afterwards.
I've never been in you position so i dunno what you can do.
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>>38333845
Is your mom that desperate for money? Instead of being a bastard, maybe you could help by getting a job or something?
Just a thought.
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>>38333845
Use crickets instead. Theyll make noise all night. Easy to get from most pet stores.
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>>38335194
lmao rekt quite originally
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Dress up as a nigger and stage a break in. Beat your big ol' lips against the window at night and yell ooga booga, then run off.
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LITERALLY just poop on the floor.
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