I saw a small hair in my cereal and kept eating anyway.

thats the first sign of depresion, pasivnes

I saw no reason in continuing to live and yet I ate the cereal

i saw a long hair growing out of the electric socket by the futon
a tied it into a noose
and then hung a plastic brontosaur from it
but it could still stand on hind legs on account of its long neck
i eyed it carefully for several half hours in that state

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mad respek yo