*SSSSSSSIP*
Ah, yes, delightful. I think you know what happens next-
*SLLLLLLLUUURRRRP*
You do know the rules, don't you?
Mmm, nothing like coffee in the middle of the day.
All done, you may now reply to my thread if you wish.
Hello anon
Originallllllll 4567789999
oreginel reply for this thread
Same fagging to keep your thread alive
That's just sad OP
sage
>>38329436
hi
>>38329447
hi
>>38329478
if i was gonna bump my thread i would post the variations like this one
>cowabungaaaaaaaaaaa
Hey duderinos! Just getting that first sip of the day. Remember, no talkie until this groovy cup is dry! Thanks bros.
*slurps*
A lot of talkie going on around here. Remember the rules. Not a peep until this mug is dry. Thanks.
Hey, *sip* you guys like my book?
*ssssssip*
J'aime le cafe de l'apres-midi.
*ssssssip*
They only had decaf. If you even whisper, I will cut you.
GOD DAMNIT FROG
I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
FINISH IT ALREADY
>refresh
>tons of new replies
i am so happy
>>38329942
>>38330139
>>38330213
>>38330249
>>38330384
TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAPA
TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAPA
TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAPA
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TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAPA
TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAPA
TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAPA
Whoops. Almost forgot my creamer. Had to refill the mug all the way to the top just to be sure.
Anyways, keep it down until this mug is dry. No talkie. Thanks.
>>38330544
*thinks to self as to not distuirb the man drinking*
lmao
when y'all gonna quit yer yappin?
>>38329177
I made this exact thread some time ago, with the exact same words (which were original!) and I just freaked out because I saw a thread I made kind of long ago that was archived.
I uh... Don't have coffee,
*Crunch crunch*
But I do have this
*Crack crunch cruch crunch*
Popcorn. Is that
*crik*
Okay?
>>38330618
im op and i saw this thread the other day >>38254101
here it is, i just changed the op a little bit
i liked the post a lot so thanks for making it
>>38330692
Yeah, I made that thread. I'm glad you liked it.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSS!!!!!!
TIME TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUPPPPPP YOU LAZY SHITS!!!!!!!!
>>38330767
i usually don't like memes and shit but this is one of the best i've seen on this site
>>38329942
>trying to turn this into a NEET thing
*Siiiiiiiip* I don't think so NEETcuck, now get the fuck out of my office and don't come back you'll get no job here.
Almost finished my first cup before I realized I had this big mug. Decided to fill it right back up. Keep holding the talkie. Not a peep.
Thanks.
>>38330901
Why hasn't anyone done an edit with the giant Reese's mug the FCC guy has and John Cuckiver made fun of?
>>38330506
well this is my favorite meme of 2017 anon. You do good work.
Pip Pip. Just doshing an evening cuppa' the earl grey. Lets keep the chinwags to a minimum. Top lads.
Why isn't my coffee on my desk wageslave? Stop slacking off and go get me my cuppa, and don't you dare mutter a single syllable until I finish every last sip.
*snaps fingers* AYY! Make sure you bring my cuppa with SEVEN sugars and two creams, WITH bendy straw this time, I can't stress enough how frustrated I get when you get it wrong!
Now hurry, chop chop wagie, I have many hobbies to attend to, on your tax dollar! Post haste!
>*takes micronap on neetbux pillow*
zzzzzzz
>>38331065
>TEA
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU BRITFAGGOT
OUT
OUT
OUT
>>38329177
Thisis a sip.
>>38329942
There needs to be a line under "almost" that says refill.
Reminder that coffee destroys your liver faster than alcohol. Enjoy your cup.
>t. Water drinking master race anon
>>38331403
>Reminder that coffee destroys your liver faster than alcohol. Enjoy your cup.
M O M
O
M
S C I E N C E
Wow. Lots of lips flapping in here.
Rules are rules. Not a peep until this mug is dry as a fart. Thanks.
>>38331433
Upset you fell for the caffeinated meme anon? Don't worry, when your kidneys are shutting down I'm sure you'll think back to all those hot cuppas.
>>38331497
Thanks mom! I'll make sure I'll be in bed before 10 pm so I don't get sick!
>>38331403
>>38331497
I bet you don't smoke either you fucking faggot
ARE YOU DONE YET FROG?
ARE YOU DONE YOUR DAMN COFFEE I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
put the money in the bag!!!
*sluuurrrp*
don't make me ask you again
*siiiiiip!*
bitch
>>38331635
>look at me I'm so cool for destroying my organs and greatly shortening my lifespan
Yeah total fag.
>>38332014
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>>38332003
*in whisper voice as to not disturb the man drinking coffee*
I don't understand this reference can you explain it to me?
>>38329177
Glad to see you enjoyed your $14 coffee
>>38332161
op here
i've had coffee less than 10 times in my life lol
>>38332131
http://www.macon.com/news/local/article140196378.html
Neptune is a /r9k/ trip poster and an old school, accomplished troll
>>38332014
But that is the goal
>>38332003
That Dunkin Donuts cup made me laugh loudly. Perfect. When does he get out of prison, anyway?
>>38332287
dunno, he's currently in jail on three charges with a 5k bail, can't imagine the news following up on the story but you never know
>>38332210
lmao
thats a pretty good image then in this post >>38332003 based on his hijinks
Glad to see the rules are being obeyed. Got a coffee refill, so keep it quiet.
>>38329177
Create yet another shitty forced meme based on a really bad attempt at mocking normal people's behaviors?
>>38330249
The only one I genuinely laughed at.
>>38333444
nice digits Anon
This sip is for you
>tfw been waiting 3 hours to tell you something
Can't beat em, join em.
Remember no talkie.