The r9k House

Fucking stinks in here.

Hello housemates! I get the attic room!

It's really quiet in this house, it seems :(

God dammit who left the lid off of their poo jar again?

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its Near a Beach!

>>38329068
>smear shit on the inside of the remote's battery enclosure

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>>38329068
anyone wanna buy some drugs?

Daily reminder that Eliza is a pure hearted girl

>>38329068
Yo anon give me your room for gym equipment.
Not enough room for my Stacey fucking bed and this squat rack

I'm a serial rapist. Who's getting their butt plugged tonight I wonder?

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>>38329257
Wumpa fruit everyone!

>>38329240
Fucking degenerate, drugs are for normie scum BTFO

>>38329068
Hello there, this is my Sanctum of Tranquility do not tresspass all my notes are here fucking normie brainlets reeeee

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Any one for Sushi?

>>38329240
>Making is buy them
>>38329324
Actual R*ddit

H-hey I'm just gonna go to my room
C-cya guys later...

I swear to god, the next person to cum on my doorknob is getting shot.

>>38329068
This place is huge
I want a window room

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hey guys I just installed a surround sound system.

I'm gonna be using it to watch porn with the volume turned all the way up, so if they neighbors ask just tell them to fuck off for me.

Okay who moved my piss jugs?

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>>38329068
I got dibs on the basement room!

>>38329068
>I shat in the sink again

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you just watched this and decided to remake the thread didn't you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkqmq5Kc6Fw
SAGE

>>38329428
no, you get to live in the fucking basement sex dungeon. have fun.

>>38329475
I already used the basement for my sex dungeon

It smells like silicone cigarettes sadness and weed

this would actually be a really interesting idea if a bunch of people from r9k all agreed to invest money in a house that they lived in together

>>38329608
that sounds like a horrible idea. at best it would be a bunch of NEETs leaching off the highest functioning of the group who actually has a job and at worst it would devolve into a depressed circle jerk of angry 20+ virgins complaining about not getting laid all day and sponging off each other's negativity while their house got progressively filthier till they all decided to commit mass suicide.

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Sounds like the Paradise of the Robots came true!

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>>38329324
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets. I'm your brother when you need some good weed to set you free.

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>>38329893
O Yeah do you know a Good Pimp?

tranny here im gonna invite guys over for sex.

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>>38330050
I want real Woman I'm tired of Tranny Shit!

>>38329682
Right, finally, a watchable reality show. What's the issue?