>Mom says I should use Rogaine
You should use a gun and shoot yourself
>Mom says I should wash myself
>Mom says I should use a condom
The happiest men are those that come to term with their baldness. Think of all the time people spend fussing over their hair. You are literally being given more time to live, something no one can buy.
Quit complaining you fucking nigger. At least you have a mom.